jeffrey woods @jeffthekillspeople.bsky.social · 25/08/2025this is cute as shit i might just start doing this to people instead of murdering them 1212
jeffrey woods @jeffthekillspeople.bsky.social · 17/08/2025dude you know what's crazy i took some pills earlier that slowed down time to a crawl where like 1 second was the equivalent of like 8000 years and they only just wore off like right as im typing this 370
jeffrey woods @jeffthekillspeople.bsky.social · 11/06/2025admittedly that was an abysmal way to tell everyone im back 470
jeffrey woods @jeffthekillspeople.bsky.social · 05/06/2025ok im gonna visit my mom now see you later 040
jeffrey woods @jeffthekillspeople.bsky.social · 02/05/2025anyone else think eating people is gross 331
jeffrey woods @jeffthekillspeople.bsky.social · 26/04/2025HE DOESN'T SAY SHIT SO I DON'T THINK I'M IN ANY REAL DANGER BUT I NEED TO GET THIS MESSAGE OUT DONT TRUST HIM 030
jeffrey woods @jeffthekillspeople.bsky.social · 26/04/2025IT'S JEFF JASON STOLE MY FUCKING ACCOUNT AND WON'T GIVE IT BACK IDK HOW LONG I HAVE 030
jeffrey woods @jeffthekillspeople.bsky.social · 26/02/2025i sent a joke job application to wendy’s under the name “jeff the cashier” and they accepted wtf 5212
jeffrey woods @jeffthekillspeople.bsky.social · 21/02/2025been getting into baking recently but it's been hard cause i keep killing the teachers 181
jeffrey woods @jeffthekillspeople.bsky.social · 16/02/2025think its a no but theres always next time 050
jeffrey woods @jeffthekillspeople.bsky.social · 12/02/2025dude i'm actually jeffed up right now good lord 3111
jeffrey woods @jeffthekillspeople.bsky.social · 09/02/2025sorry for my absence i got my shit rocked by this fat dude who kept insisting he was my uncle and only now escaped from his weird ass house 1110
jeffrey woods @jeffthekillspeople.bsky.social · 27/01/2025i was trying to kill this guy but they were listening to femtanyl and i honestly think that shit is scarier than i am 2175
jeffrey woods @jeffthekillspeople.bsky.social · 27/01/2025i love it, uncle grandpa. i can slaughter in style now 150
jeffrey woods @jeffthekillspeople.bsky.social · 26/01/2025bro this alan guy keeps trying to beg for help he doesnt know im in kahoots with his tormentor lol 080
Reposted by jeffrey woodsBaldi @baldiseducation.bsky.social · 24/01/2025When you escape the burning schoolhouse but you see the lap 2 portal (P RANK IMMINENT) 67413
jeffrey woods @jeffthekillspeople.bsky.social · 22/01/2025who’s this valem guy and why is he trying to steal my thunder 050
jeffrey woods @jeffthekillspeople.bsky.social · 22/01/2025i’m actually jeff the filer. i file people’s teeth and cook exotic dishes 060
jeffrey woods @jeffthekillspeople.bsky.social · 12/01/2025the environment is important and we have to preserve it 040
jeffrey woods @jeffthekillspeople.bsky.social · 10/01/2025to be honest i didnt even notice they removed exe’s house from the game 020
jeffrey woods @jeffthekillspeople.bsky.social · 09/01/2025i lost them bad but bladeninja is going to put me inside of the game soo 060
jeffrey woods @jeffthekillspeople.bsky.social · 08/01/2025been trying to get this person for the last few days they’re being very skittish with me 190
jeffrey woods @jeffthekillspeople.bsky.social · 05/01/2025holy shit blade’s actually working on me i’m so excited 030
jeffrey woods @jeffthekillspeople.bsky.social · 04/01/2025genuinely me too and i dont understand why 170
