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Jeff the prick @jeffthebt.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

A weird fing vat had a mask an steam vat went into mum's face 🤷‍♂️

Jeff the prick @jeffthebt.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Hi pals ! Sorry for radio silence - mum gots a bad lurgy and ended up on a nebulizer, she s got to not talk or raise voice so am takin advantage an bein norty *pesky ears*

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Jeff the prick @jeffthebt.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

My mum also ates winter time and dus hibernates, grows her leg hair and eats loads just like a grizzly bear

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Jeff the prick @jeffthebt.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Vis woz on Monday, but yes we woz luckee and had no rainy .

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Jeff the prick @jeffthebt.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Hum trickee won 🤔 I fink yoo need to start bein fussy so yoo can get hand fed wiv magical treats

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Jeff the prick @jeffthebt.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Mornin ! Dad tuks me to Pentire point on Monday- twas lush ! Anyways ere we ar agen fur wise werds Wennesday wiv Lord Chief Woofstice Judge Jeff! #btposse

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Jeff the prick @jeffthebt.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Seems mightily over reakshun to me. Nuffin wrong wiv sharing fud, and nuffin wrong wiv showing appresiashun ov a gud meal by burpin

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Jeff the prick @jeffthebt.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Ve law says yoo mus gets better an no nibbuls, sorry but I care bout you #tufflove

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Jeff the prick @jeffthebt.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Hoos jus do not appreshiate our early warnin systems keepin ver ungrateful self's safe pffft

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Jeff the prick @jeffthebt.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Clearly ve cat did it *bangs gavel* case closed

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Jeff the prick @jeffthebt.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Am confused, if you came bal after an hour, why ar vey getting ver nickers in a twist??? Yoo cud try biting fru your lead ??

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Jeff the prick @jeffthebt.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Mornin! I am ere wiv Wise Werds Wennesday Love from Lord Chief Woofstice Judge Jeff. Send me all yor problems and woes and I will gib a rooling! #btposse #dogsonbluesky

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Jeff the prick @jeffthebt.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Don suppose I can blame vis won on ve cat ??? Mum seys I hab acheeved an all time record- 4 mins 💪 #btposse

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Jeff the prick @jeffthebt.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Wevver report from me trooly - ear flappage level "flipping heck". #dogsonbluesky #stormbert #btposse

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Jeff the prick @jeffthebt.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Snow in Cornwall today - so am stayin inside airin my Testibles..... #btposse

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Jeff the prick @jeffthebt.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Fanks pal, am feeling ve blue skies and love on here 💙

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Jeff the prick @jeffthebt.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

*coughs nervusly* ahem. I am noo ere cos hoo woz gettin grumpy bout X. Goin to try sum noo stuff on ere , but will continoo to offer services of Judge Jeff to rite wongs fur pour furs across ve werld. Sorree fur silly qwestchun but do we use # on ere ??

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