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Jeff Sawyer

@jeffstuff.bsky.social
2.3K followers 1.8K following 4.1K posts

Retired police officer 👮🇬🇧🚓 Martial arts and self-defence instructor 🥋🥊🇯🇵🇹🇭🇵🇭 Burgeoning writer 📝😥📖 Trying to get through this shit with the help of good people 🫂 ➡️💩 Reminder: fascists won't go away until we MAKE them go away. Never have, never will. 👊🏼

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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 15h
Some (hopefully amusing) ads I created for my Jiu-Jitsu group!
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Joking aside, we are deadly serious about teaching self-defence. Effective, inclusive, honest, and safe. Email: jeffsawyer1907@gmail.com
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A really good piece by James O'brien in today's i newspaper, England.
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy birthday Your Royal Bossness! I know you'll be thinking of me today, but please, take some time for yourself too. Jeff
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Anzen-Ryu Jiu-Jitsu instructors Jeff Sawyer (left) and Tony Jupp. London and Hampshire, England.
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jiu-Jitsu, Kali, Muay Thai, Krav Maga, and Boxing. Fully integrated into an effective and truthful system of self-defence. Respectful, Inclusive, Safe, and Honest.
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
An empty hand counter to a blunt weapon attack. Me on the left, my oldest and closest friend Tony Jupp on the right. Yep, best of friends!
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Look at this prize prick. No doubt his IQ is lower than his helmet size. Makes me proud to be an Englishman...
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
From today's i newspaper, England. Yeah right, and I'm the reincarnation of Yvonne De Carlo. Bastards. #FuckReform
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
From today's i newspaper, England. Cowardice.
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Badenoch. An arse on an arse on an arse. As nasty a politician as I can remember.
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
From today's i newspaper, England. I cannot say how tired I am of this cynical, duplicitous, opportunistic shit.
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Laughing!
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Look at this lovely old lady from Reform pulling the hair of a demonstrator. I bet the old girl's house reeks of Glade Pumkin and Lavender, piss, and hatred. Arrest her, charge her, convict her. Today.
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
From today's i newspaper, England. '...I don't believe in putting my future self before my present self...'. That and the fact that the young me never believed there would be an old me, sums my position up perfectly.
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
From today's i newspaper. Itamar Ben-Gvir. I'd really like to have a one to one with him; I feel sure I could change his perspective. #FucktheZionists
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
From today's i newspaper. If you hold this photo to your ear like a sea shell, you can hear the royal family chortling around their larks tongues at the rest of us. Unscrupulous bastards.
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Me too mate. Me too.
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Anyone else remember the 'island of strangers' speech? It was only last year. The hypocrisy and shamelessness leaves me speechless. #KeirStarmer
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
From today's i newspaper. Twain knew a thing or two didn't he?
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
A great piece from Ian Dunt in today's i newspaper. #Farageisacancer
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This enrages me. He's a multi-millionaire and will continue to be if he were to piss off out of public life. Let him pay for his protection, or where will it end? Katie Hopkins? Rod Liddle? Nick Ferrari? 'Tommy Robinson'? Their beds, they can lay in them. #FuckFarage #FascismintheUK
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
A good piece by Patrick Cockburn in this weekend's i newspaper.
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
A good piece from Patrick Cockburn, in this weekend's i newspaper.
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Ian Dunt in this weekend's i newspaper.
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
A reader's letter in today's i newspaper. Well said Sir!
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I am 65. I've worked hard to be tolerant and compassionate and equanimous. I have strived not to indulge or propogate hatred. But what arises in me when I see his face or hear his voice? A hot, pulsing hatred. I am unrecognisable. I will never forgive him and those like him for that. #NigelFarage
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
What? At almost 66 years old, That's exactly how I look the morning after a Jiu-Jitsu session...
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A really good piece by Ian Dunt. Today's i, England. #FuckFarage
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Anzen-Ryu Jiu-Jitsu, Basingstoke. Joking aside? We are deadly serious about teaching you how to stay safe. No paranoia, no hypervigilance, no alarmism. Beginners are always welcome, and your first lesson is free!
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Martial arts and self-defence lessons in Basingstoke, Hampshire. You will progress through the belt system like everyone else. Even if you laugh at my jokes... #Self-defence #Martialarts
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
'I should know.' An expression I cannot abide. The moment I see it? The moment I hear it? The writer/speaker has lost me. I can't help but check out. It's lazy, arrogant, and smug.
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Honestly.
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Self-Defence and martial arts tuition. www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/ak4sj...
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Made me laugh!!!
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I met Brian Harvey when I was on duty (photo attached). He was in a car crash and I had to breathalyse him. Despite being surrounded by a strangely hostile crowd, he was an absolute gent. No attitude, no posturing. A likeable bloke. His test was negative, and it transpired that he wasn't driving.
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
We are in Basingstoke, Hampshire. We will debunk the myths and hysteria that cause so much fear of violence. We will reassure you. Regardless of your age, fitness, or disability, we have classes that will suit, inform, and empower you. You'll be warmly welcomed and fully supported. J.
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Don't let the door hit you on the arse as you leave. I lived in Golders Green for 20 years, policed it too. The area always received disproportionate police resources, always had a disproportionately loud voice, always heard by a disproportionately large ear. I GUARANTEE nothing has changed.
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Hmmm... how best to sum up how I'm feeling today...
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I posted this earlier and was told it is AI generated. Subsequently was told categorically that it is genuine. I'm not too smart on this stuff, is anyone able to confirm one way or the other please? J
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
A letter in the i today: According to the writer, making money is '...against the spirit of being royal.' Really? Who knew? The royals don't seem to be aware. Someone bring it to their attention. Immediately. No wonder this country is dumbly escorting Farage into number 10. #Royallyfucked
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
A brutal piece by Ian Birrell in today's i. #IanBirrell
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
From today's i. This breaks my heart. So many opportunities to get justice for Mr. Malkinson, for the victim, and for that arsewipe Quinn. When I first became aware of this case, I found myself hoping the miscarriage was about ineptitude. Now? Not so much. Sickening.
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Oh, that's a toughie. Let me go away, earn a degree in economics, cogitate upon it for a while and get back to you when I've come up with the answer. FFS.
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
A really good piece by the great Yasmin AlibhaiBrown in today's i.
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Emily Watkins in today's i.
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Jeff Sawyer @jeffstuff.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
A great piece by Ian Birrell in today's i newspaper. #Netanyahu #Trump #Genocide
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