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Jeff Rodenkirch

@jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social
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My favorite quote: "Everyone thinks they have the best dog. And none of them are wrong." — W.R. Purche

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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 18h
Because buttons are expensive.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Who did this? 😂
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Everyone should avoid windows. Linux Forever, Baby!
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
After the circus that went on this weekend all I can say is no more #budweiser #mopar #Chrysler #Dodge
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Years ago my dachshund developed a tumor in the roof of his mouth. The vet removed it but told us he couldn't get it all. He said probably 3 months. We figured "What the hell, let's make him happy", so we gave him food you're not supposed to give dogs. Including M&Ms. He lived for five more years.
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Millions of people unsubscribed from Disney+ when Jimmy Kimmel was canceled. Disney paid attention. Money talks.
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
'Largely' means 'not at all'
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train.
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Where? It's beautiful!
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
If she does, there are enough misogynistic racists in this country, and I'm not just talking about republicans, to keep tRump president until the next century.
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Mind you, I still hold my position, but you actually have helped me.
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I want to thank you. Sincerely. This discussion has helped me personally in a way that you will never understand.
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
If they weren't synonyms before and they are now, they can become separate again. I want language to evolve where people speak precisely. You want it to devolve to where a person's vocabulary would be 500 Words. Millions of people eat at McDonald's. That doesn't make McDonald's haute cuisine.
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Not unless you can place a book on it.
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
If you really believe in a living language you should be able to accept that you can think I'm wrong, I can think you're wrong, and we can both be correct. In the future there will only be two warring tribes and they will be called 'The Podiums' and 'The Lecterns.'
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I understand a living language, but using the wrong word for an object is not evolution, it is ignorance. It's like a baby, who has only ever seen dogs, calling every four-legged animal 'doggie!' You correct the infant: "No honey, that's a cat."
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I understand it, I'm just fighting against it. Trying to avoid future Idiocracy where every inanimate object is referred to as 'thing.' I guess I'm expecting too much of the American educational system
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Entities like Merriam-Webster are the reason Rudy Giuliani had a press conference in front of Four Seasons Landscaping. Words are important.
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
An Olympic medal podium is not an Olympic medal lectern. Therefore a Podium is not a Lectern. QED
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
What happens when you actually want a podium? For a conductor?
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Until you need to order one...
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
African or European?
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
"How can you tell he's a king?" "Because he doesn't have shit all over him"
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
"Earl Grey. Nonexistent."
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Not allowed, or can't?
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
@flanneloccluded.bsky.social was banned because there was an informer.
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
America is behind the world in everything, even racism. People in other parts of the world are racist to people who look *exactly* like them, be it white, brown, or black. People in America have to look vastly different in order for us to hate them.
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
"Thank you for calling [Doctor's Office]. If this a medical emergency and you should have called 911, natural selection has determined that your genetic line must come to an end because you're so stupid you called your primary physician during a life-threatening event."
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
You mean SCROTUS...
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Oh no! Not a VEGAN!!! I guess it's better than being a vegetable...
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
As soon as he figures out who Rod Stewart is.
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Triple wide lectern, @notpodium.bsky.social
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
He's probably never even had birria or carne seca.
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Wallace and Gromit proved that on their first moon voyage.
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
You are not alone.
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
"They say this Sarah is one bad mother..." "Shut your mouth!" "But I'm talkin' 'bout Sarah Connor." "Then we can dig it."
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Is it wonderful that she's an accomplished photographer, even with her deformed arms...
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
"What's in the trunk?" "Oh, you don't want to look in the trunk."
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Laptops next!
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
"Nip it in the bud! Nip it in the bud!"
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
"If swing it ain't got, then a thing it means not"
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Can I be the one to coin the phrase: #WorldWarTrump
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
When he uses those epithets his base knows what he really means: n-word.
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
At what point do we start calling him "Old Man Rock?"
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Give me a high-6!
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
And he owes each of those directors a new pair of shoes. That kind of stain never comes out.
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Weird fact number one: Steed and Peel are English! Most Americans thought they had speech impediments.
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
She always was a class act in this bass-ackwards country.
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"I was acting!" - Master Thespian
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Jeff Rodenkirch @jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Actually, it looks like Win 11. Not old, but just as crappy.
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