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jefflandry.bsky.social

@jefflandry.bsky.social
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Stand up comic, writer. Writing credits include….um, my stand up comedy act. *Not* the current governor of Louisiana. At least not *yet* anyways 👀

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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Just another wild Friday night!
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It’s normal for everything to have the same tint as the cover for Fugazi’s “In On The Kill Taker” album, right?
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Kippers for breakfast? Is it St. Swithin’s Day already?
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
🫂❤️‍🩹
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Aww, such a sweet boy 🥰🐶
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
👀🥵
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
They’re so cute 🥰🐶
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
🥵
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
🙋‍♂️
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Love the addition of his groovy ghoulie go-go dancers (that’s what I’m calling them) and the comedically underwhelming pyro blast at the beginning and ending of his entrance.
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
People who hate Danhausen just hate fun.
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The weather app has had enough and just quit on me!
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Happy…. Ugh…. Hmmm….. Happy Family Day (Canada). I will be spending today celebrating Canadian families. By which I mean the Hart family. By which I mean watching “Hitman Hart: Wrestling with Shadows”.
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Conservatives pretending to enjoy the TPUSA halftime show like:
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
*For those not from Massachusetts Ernie Boch Jr. is the scion of the Boch Auto Group and used some of his fortune to astroturf his own music career as frontman of Ernie and The Automatics.
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Kid Rock’s dad owned several car dealerships. So it’s just weird to think of an alternate timeline where Kid Rock didn’t make it in music and he just becomes Nü Metal’s version of Ernie Boch Jr*
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
If there was one image that sums up my sensibilities:
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Twilight Zone marathon on SyFy right now. Or as it should be called in 2026, “Zone”.
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
🎼 Should old acquaintance be forgot And never brought to mind?🎼 It’s me, I’m “Acquaintance”.
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Is it self centered to make a playlist for your wisdom tooth extraction?
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Happy weird table tennis movie starring Timothée Chalamet domestic release day for all who celebrate!
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Wow! 🤩
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Poor guys didn’t even get to change out of their work clothes from their respective day jobs 🥺😔
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
(Glenn Danzig voice) 🎶Parents taking their kids trick or treating tonight Lower backs feeling tight Elder Millennial Halloween!🎶
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
When are we gonna address the real October holiday with satanic undertones? By which I mean National Bosses Day.
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Yeah? 👀
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Weird being born on the autumnal equinox. Coming into this world as a bunch of plant life starts to die. Like I’m some sort of Swamp Thing villain.
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Just taking in an afternoon of art house independent cinema!
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Tired: Getting into massive circle pits at punk rock shows. Wired: Nice comfortable lawn chairs to sit in at punk rock shows!
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Watching Bad Religion and The Dropkick Murphys play at the Bank of NH Pavillon. It’s always important to always be aware of your surroundings at a music venue in case of an emergency. But this is an outdoor venue. So if an emergency happens do I just run into the woods? 🤷‍♂️
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
She’s absolutely precious 🥰🐶
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Just out and about taking in an evening of cinema at the local independent movie house:
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Aww, such a cutie! ☺️
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Adorbs
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
So should I still submit my writing packet or…..
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Thanks for the heads up, Dean-o Machine-o. I was gonna put off seeing the movie until the middle of next week or next weekend to avoid the opening weekend crowds. But your review made it a must see! 😊
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
When it comes to summer blockbusters there’s none more huger. While the rest of you spent your Saturday watching Black Sabbath close out their run as a band I spent my Sunday watching a rockumentary on the greatest heavy metal band of all time!
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Yesterday was Canada Day and today is Bret Hart’s birthday. Wait, so Canada gets two Canada Days?!
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Every other video they showed us millennials in D. A. R. E. class be like:
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
🫂
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
You two are too cute 🥰
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Have you read “The Final Girl Support Group”?
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
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a group of teenage mutant ninja turtles are gathered around boxes of pizza
ALT: a group of teenage mutant ninja turtles are gathered around boxes of pizza
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
🫂
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Don’t blame ya. I love streaming but I don’t entirely trust it.
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Cha Ocho’s first appearance in Tales of The TMNT is a great example of the Turtles exploring the futility of revenge versus seeking justice.
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
How’d you like Double or Nothing?
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Right?! Although I am doing my viewing in the opposite order but other than that, same!
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jefflandry.bsky.social @jefflandry.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I feel the same way when I think about the fact that I’m actually a few years older than Stephen Miller yet I look like this 👈
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