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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion.

An adult man named Esoteric Jeff claiming The Onion would be out of business by 2025.

A series of other guys with names like Esoteric Jeff giving The Onion 12 months to live.

The Onion being named one of the most innovative companies of 2026.

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 05/03/2026

For my 16th birthday, my parents took me to see Les Paul play at a little jazz club in NYC At the show that night, we sat at a table next to Keith Richards _and Keith Richards' parents_ (Keith got up and played a song that night, and I got both their autographs on the evening's program)

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 27/02/2026

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 14/01/2026

It took them a week to try to come up with something and the best they got is... he got a bruise

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 29/12/2025

My dad got in a minor car accident with Leon Spinks. I was there but was too young to remember.

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 15/12/2025

I think Bari Weiss isn't subtle enough in her programming choices for CBS to find her useful in the long term. She's going to cause ratings to tank. The question is: does she last long enough to hire Bill Maher to CBS before she gets canned?

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 11/12/2025

Breaking: Disney+ to add a "Rule 34" category to the app

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 07/12/2025

Picture of the staff who operate my Bluesky account

An abandoned office with papers scattered about and the ceiling falling apart, sunlight shining through the windows accentuates the eeriness of the scene

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 27/11/2025

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen Jimmy Page & the Black Crowes The Who The Smashing Pumpkins Rage Against The Machine Les Paul (with special guest Keith Richards) Honorable mentions: Santana Page & Plant Buddy Guy Rush Queens of the Stoneage John Paul Jones King Crimson Weezer

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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

something i'll note is that if nuzzi ran catch-and-kill ops for rfk jr and lizza knew this prior to him being appointed as HHS, and instead of telling anyone, he decided to save it for his substack long after rfk jr had made communicable disease into federal policy, that's completely fucked

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 20/11/2025

roses are red violets are blue prompt an LLM with a rhyme to make them --drop tables too

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 18/11/2025

b! 7! 4! 1! I can't believe it's taken me this long to discover this King Gizzard album. It's like some previously undiscovered recording archives of a superband from the late 60s / early 70s

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 15/11/2025

"talks about a topic" Which topic, you might wonder....

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 11/11/2025

Me [using a turkey baster to siphon the brain matter oozing out of my ears and injecting it back in my head through my nose]: ... "Just the News" Assistant: do you want that last part in the tweet or are you telling that to me Me: send it, Miriam Assistant: with that last part inclu- Me: SEMD IT

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 09/11/2025

no no no, my guitar is not out of tune. i'm, uh, experimenting in microtonal music

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 15/08/2025

Once the legal precedence is established to answer the question "is a sandwich a weapon?" it is only a matter of time until the courts must answer "is a hot dog a sandwich weapon?"1

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 15/10/2025

One of the most frustrating things in life is smelling popcorn but not being able to find popcorn

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 13/09/2025

Pie - Strawberry Rhubarb Ice Cream - Americone Dream Donut - Fruit-filled Bar - Lemon Cake - Flourless Chocolate Other - Chocolate Mousse with Raspberry Sauce

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Patrick Vallely @pjvphotography.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

Tighter crop of the same pika, focusing on its head.

An even tighter crop, focusing more on the pika's eye.

An extremely tight crop of the pika's eye, emphasizing their reflection of an early morning mountain scene.

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 15/08/2025

Once the legal precedence is established to answer the question "is a sandwich a weapon?" it is only a matter of time until the courts must answer "is a hot dog a sandwich weapon?"1

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 14/08/2025

in a sane world, meta would be shut down and dismantled for parts for this

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 13/08/2025

my earliest memory of going to a movie theater is seeing the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie on release weekend with a handful of my friends for my 6th birthday party. Cowabunga!

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 09/08/2025

The Erie canal was built before Chicago was incorporated, and it was the existence of the Erie canal that helped Chicago become a major city lmfao

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 22/07/2025

Took my family for a week at a cabin in the mountains and took the best night sky photo I've taken yet. 18mm, f/3.5, ISO4000, 25s

A picture of the night sky. At the bottom of the picture is the dark outline of the horizon punctuated by tall evergreen trees. At the center of the sky, surrounded by many stars, the Milky Way can clearly be seen

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Adam H Johnson @ahjohnson.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

In the past month NYT has published 32 articles that mention Mamdani and “globalize the intifada", 13 that mention Israel's fake "aid" agency that's killed 800+, 5 on Israel's starvation campaign and two that mention, in passing, child amputees in Gaza. I argue this is makes no sense and is depraved

columnblog.com

Child Amputees, Aid Massacres, Mass Starvation—the Israeli War Crimes NYT Covers Less than Mamdani and 'Globalize the Intifada'

Theoretical, third order, speculative violence must be condemned while actual, real world mass violence, that actually exists in reality, is seen as normal and unworthy of sustained coverage.

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 04/07/2025

Happy day off of work day (this is a Sprite with ice cubes made out of leftover unchurned pineapple lime sorbet and fresh strawberries)

Sprite in a clear glass with ice cubes made out of leftover unchurned pineapple lime sorbet and fresh strawberries

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capitolhunters @capitolhunters.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

The saga of the NYT's anti-Mamdani story taken from notorious white supremacist Jordan Lasker (they call him an "academic") gets even more amazing: Lasker's only impactful paper, which claimed white people are smarter, is infamous: it misused data so badly it got his tenured co-author fired. 2/

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 03/06/2025

I wonder if some day the conversations about remote vs in person work for software development teams will have a realization about how elegantly mob/ensemble programming just kind of makes much of the debate just ... dissolve away

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 19/05/2025

The elder Millenial mid-life crisis is the realization you're no longer Calvin, but rather you are Calvin's dad

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 16/05/2025

Am I the only one that uses Keep for it's intended purpose? (Quick notes and shopping lists?)

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 03/05/2025

This piece by the inimitable David Roth (of the non Van Halen variety) is worth your time to read (as is the Nolan Hamilton piece he cited at the end) So good at articulating how plainly we can see that Trump is fundamentally broken while continuing to squirm right through it all

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 11/04/2025

With the Summer '25 release hitting pre-release orgs today, I'm back on the social media circus, ready to share some of the stuff we've been cooking over on the Salesforce Automation team. *cracks knuckles*

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 04/04/2025

An appropriately framed and clear problem to solve is worth more than anything else in a PRD and your shiniest figmas

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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

I can't remember the last time I saw an article just focus on this. Not that they've bent the truth or misrepresented a few facts a little, but that every single solitary thing that the GOP says on the topic is a stone cold lie with absolutely no basis in reality. ftw.usatoday.com/story/sports...

They're lying to you about transgender women and girls in sports
Michelle R. Martinelli
For The Win

They’re lying about transgender people in this world. They’re lying about what LGBTQ+ inclusion in society really means, and they’re lying about trans people in sports. They’re lying about a “transgender cult” and “transgender insanity,” about teachers indoctrinating kids with “transgender ideology” and about “making mice transgender.”

Right-wing activists, anti-trans bigots, many politicians, the president — they’re lying to you about many things but especially trans women and girls in sports. They’re lying about transgender athletes supposedly ruining women’s sports, and they’re lying about this being a ubiquitous “problem.”

They are deliberately and strategically lying about trans folks’ lives, about trans athletes and about their own disingenuous motivations for pushing these lies. They don’t care because they keep doing it.

Worse, it’s working.

They're lying about trans people, especially trans women and girls in sports, probably, in part, because the actual data doesn't support their arguments.
Yet several states have their own bans against trans athletes competing in sports consistent with their gender identity, despite expert estimates of fewer than 100 trans high school athletes nationwide. In 2022, Utah's Republican governor, Spencer Cox, vetoed an anti-transgender bill - it was eventually overruled by the legislature - and outlined his rationale. Along with the high suicide rates for trans youth, he noted that of 75,000 high school athletes in the state, four identified as trans and just one student was playing girls' sports. A whole state bill targeting four athletes, but really, one.

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 09/03/2025

It took me seven months of living in Denver to find tortilla chips that come close to the quality I was getting in Chicago but by gawd I've finally found them

Two bags of freshly made corn tortilla chips from La Pasadita Tortilleria and Panaderia

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 08/03/2025

A sickeningly grim move for the already cruel punishment we dole out for crime of being poor. Remember: they also don't let you save up any money when you're on SSI

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 23/02/2025

i like to imagine there's a magical breed of pig that survives on nothing but chili peppers and garlic, and we get chorizo by harvesting their poop

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Max Gladstone @maxgladstone.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Strong, resilient systems are not efficient systems, and vice versa.

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 03/02/2025

Is there even a doubt about this? John Candy, Phil Hartman, Eugene Levy, Martin Short, Dan Aykroyd, Catherine O'Hara, Norm Macdonald, Seth Rogen, Rick Moranis, Mike Myers, Leslie Nielson, Will Arnett, Kids in the Hall Cast, Colin Mochrie, Samantha Bee, Tommy Chong, Nathan Fielder... it goes on

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 27/01/2025

If you see this, quote with a photo of a bridge from your gallery - Bridge over Carrowbeg River, Westport, Ireland - Tower Bridge, London, England - Lake Street Bridge over Chicago River, Chicago - Ponte Sant'Angelo Bridge over the Tigris River, Rome

Stone bridge over a waterway in Westport, Ireland

Lake Street Bridge over the Chicago River, taken from the river walk next to the river with an El train passing over it

Ancient Ponte Sant'Angelo Bridge over the Tigris River in Rome

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 13/01/2025

i made fried chicken tenders

crispy golden fried chicken tenders on a cooling on a wire rack

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 12/01/2025

hey lookit that! i did the custom domain handle thing apologies if there's a Jeff Kra in new zealand.

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Jeff Kranz @jeffkra.nz · 02/01/2025

Season 4 Season 5 Season 7 Season 6 Season 8

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