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I went out west, and came back. Sometimes a CTO, Developer, SysAdmin, Founder, Teacher, Coach. Tech itself is the least interesting thing to me. Dig stories, wood, metal […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mstdn.ca/@jeffhorton, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 20/03/2026
I swear ma, I'm learning. This is real education... #probability #programming
A probability tree example using circles and shapes where the final column is stick figures, deep see fish, smiley face with hat, baseball.
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 18/03/2026
Me on the deck this afternoon now that the snow melted away and it is +11c #alberta #canada
A Red ruffed lemur stands to gather warmth from the sun.
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 15/03/2026
The family is out for the afternoon, time for some alone time with just me and the vacuum. Wait, you sickos.... (Non internet connected vacuums work just fine btw)
A small round vacuum robot on a tile hard tile floor
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 02/03/2026
Sometimes your friend is also your blanket.🤔 #cats #catsofMastodon
A female tortoiseshell kitten lays on top of an orange and white female cat. The kitten is completely stretched over and has her ass at the orange and whites face.
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 20/02/2026
Nap time. Too bad they wouldn't let me join. #CatsOfMastodon
Sleepy kitties. An orange/white cat (front) cuddles into a tortoiseshell cat (back) on a grey couch.
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 19/02/2026
Sometimes you just need a hug from a friend. #cats #CatsOfMastodon
A while/grey and orange/white cat on a cat tower. The white/grey cat behind, has his arm over the orange/white cat in front. He is looking backwards out the window and she is looking at the camera.
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 17/02/2026
My mother clipped and mounted a cartoon to physically mail it to me. Of course I must share that kind of effort. #meme #joke #cartoon
A cartoon two panel, upper and lower.  The upper panel has two older characters, one is sitting on the left, the other is looking at a tablet on the right saying "Ugh, I need your help logging in".  The lower panel is them in a wide view dressed in more cowboy clothing doing a two-step dance.
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 14/02/2026
New shipment cat friends. Best eat what you can before they start rationing. Those human bastards will starve us! #caturday #CatsOfMastodon
3 cats a eating from a tub of cat food.  On the left a young tortoiseshell female, the center back a gray and white male and on the right an orange and white female.
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 02/02/2026
This is how masto works right? #mastodon #startrek
The character Jett Reno from Star Trek Discovery saying "follow you for the witty repartee." to Stamets.
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 02/02/2026
When the humanoid robots appear, this is how you should respond. Philippa Georgiou in Star Trek:Discovery #startrek #ai #robots
The character Philippa Georgiou in Star Trek Discovery in a fight scene with Leland in his AI form. Overlay text says "Kind of like an A.I. sausage. Ew."
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 26/01/2026
I keep trying to push folks about X issues on LinkedIn but boy oh boy do those folks ignore the problems.
A linkedin post from Jeff Horton (me) with a mastodon screenshot of Henna Virkkunen of the EU with the text "Creating fake, sexual images of woman and children is a cruel and unacceptable form of abuse. We will not accept that. Today the European Commission has launched new investigation against X under ..."
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 17/01/2026
Remember when talk shows used to ask the serious questions that mattered in politics? UHF (1989) #movies #uhf #politics #furniture #talkshows #news
From UHF (1989) George is standing in the audience in a suit, day time talk show style, Phil Donahue, etc. He is asking the audience "Sex with furniture, what do you think?"
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 17/01/2026
Life means nothing without you! Valentines is coming up quickly. Make sure you prepare to show her that you are slightly unhinged and desperate for her love. UHF (1989) #uhf #movies #valentines #february
From UHF (1989). Teri, the love of Georges life, has just entered the apartment which is overwhelmingly full of valentines balloons, posters and giant hearts. There is a very large heart on the lower left that says George & Teri, and a sign in the upper right that says "Life means nothing without you"
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 17/01/2026
I think I found @lowqualityfacts animal facts source 😀 UFH (1989) #movies #turtles #nature #uhf
From UHF (1989). The host of the animal facts segment in his apartment about to lick the turtle and throw it to the ceiling says "But the turtle is also nature's suction cup."
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 17/01/2026
All of us down at the bar listening to the latest Trump speech trying to understand what the fuck is going on. UHF (1989) #uhf #movies #mops #politics
From UFH (1989). Weird Al and his friend Bob are in the bar with the crowd watching the janitor host his first children's show. He is rambling on about mops and the crowd is confused, bemused, something.
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 17/01/2026
I miss old children's entertainment when it was honest. UFH (1989) #80s #90s #movies #kids #xennials
UHF (1989). Weird Al in the childrens show segment saying "And how we'ere all gonna grow old and die someday". He is in a colorful jacket, with a bowtie and brown hat
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 17/01/2026
UHF remains awesome. "Just call me Mr. Butterfingers." #woodworking #uhf #movies
From UHF (1989). The guest has just demonstrated a table saw and cut off his thumb and is waving it around, Weird Al on the left, guest on the right in a blue shirt and white overalls. Both of them are being sprayed with blood from the severed thumb.
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 16/01/2026
Found on reddit
Peak loser energy. He couldn't win one, so he accepted a donation.

Also, if I had a nickel for every time a fascist leader was re-gifted a Nobel prize, I'd have 2 nickels. It's not a lot, but it is strange that it has happened twice.

For reference, Knut Hamsun gave his Nobel Prize to Joseph Goebbels in 1943.
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 14/01/2026
Parts of my LinkedIn have lit up again talking about Eh, the Canadian social network. I see no indication that it is part of any federation thinking so yet another closed off place that by definition will try and become a single closed destination. Canadian or not […] [Original post on mstdn.ca]
A mobile screenshot of the Eh! social networking app.
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 11/01/2026
CHAD ALERT. CHAD ALERT!!
Wargames (1983). A screenshot of strategies. Middle East Heavy, Mexican Takeover, Chad alert, Saudi maneuver.
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 10/01/2026
He we see all of us embodied in David, yelling at our computers. The only reason it works here is because this is a fictional movie 😂 "Come on. Learn, God damn it."
Wargames (1983) McKittrick on the left, David center, Jennifer on the right. David has started the WOPR playing tic tac toe against itself. He is saying "Come on. Learn, God damn it."
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 10/01/2026
Back when listening to the machine was considered idiotic.
Wargames (1983) Falken on the right, is saying to the general, "General, you are listening to a machine."
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 10/01/2026
It's just stupid!
Jennifer on the left, a lamp center and David on the right in a dark living room of Falken. David is saying "If we're extinguished, it's not natural. It's just stupid!"
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 10/01/2026
We're pretty sure the kid has outside help and is dangerous. Also, lets leave him alone in the office with this terminal while we talk it out...
Wargames (1983). David is left alone in the NORAD office and is leaning over to use a green screen terminal.
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 10/01/2026
From wargames (1983) McKittrick on the lower left sitting at his desk with a window showing wall mounted screens behind him says to David on the right, "David, machines don't call people."
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 10/01/2026
Screenshot from wargames (1983). The list is bluish text on a black screen. The games listed are checkers, chess, poker, fighter combat, guerrilla engagement, desert warfare, air-to-ground actions, theaterwide tactical warefare, theatrewide biotoxic and chemical warfar, global thermonuclear war
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 07/01/2026
Proud papa moment. My daughter did an art work about food insecurity and fund raising for food banks. While showing at the local museum/gallery she also got this months cover on the local arts/entertainment zine. #reddeer #alberta #FoodSecurity #art
Screenshot of a web browser showing the url reddeerscene.com, centered on the page is the magazine cover with an art piece featuring a hand drawn tomato sauce glass bottle with the text 1 in 5 Albertans are considered food insecure.
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 05/01/2026
Cat towers x 5 NO Cat beds x lost count NO Beds, Chairs NO Scratchy carpet in dusty ceiling area next to cold intake vent YES #cats #CatsOfMastodon
A 6 month old Tortoiseshell cat sits on a high shelf on top of a long old rolled up carpet. She is a few inches from the ceiling on the back scratchy side of the carpet roll.  On the right a cold air intake vent (during winter).
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 04/01/2026
My wife has always been convinced the cats understand more than they let on. Mere hours after telling Lily here that she would be staying she decided that my wife's chair (and knocking things off the desk) was now acceptable when they had been absolutely avoided for months. #cats #CatsOfMastodon
A stripey orange female cat sits on a grey blanket covered office chair. On the right the front of a green desk.
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 02/01/2026
Ep 20 "And the one remained" For the final update on our fostering adventure. After spending so much time here I've decided to keep our orange friend too. I can't have her stay with us this long and then send her away. #CatsOfMastodon
An orange and white cat looking at the phone while I'm taking a photo. Her chest is white and her back is orange/striped.
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 29/12/2025
Looks pretty wild www.theweathernetwork.com/en/maps/r…
A screenshot from the weather network dot com. Showing a blue snow patch on the left, a green rain line from the great lakes down towards dallas and a red ice section over southern ontario.
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 25/12/2025
As one does, I did buy more socks at this time of year. Fascinated by these Tommy socks from Costco that have a slightly different weave on the section between shoes/pants so that they appear much more fancy than their true crew sock style. #socks #shoes #pants #fashion
A pair of gray Tommy Hilfiger socks from Costco. The focus is on the middle section at the front of the sock where the weave is different in a way that appears much more dress sock style as compared to the normal crew sock weave that makes up the rest of the sock.
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 24/12/2025
Danielle Smith Grinch song. #abpoli #cdnpoli #alberta #canada Found at www.reddit.com/r/alberta/comments/1…
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 21/12/2025
As I prepare for another term teaching at the college these two images cross my mind. "I'm a role model" and "I'm in danger"
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 30/11/2025
Back in the good old days when "machines can't have hallucinations" #startrek #llm #ai #ml
Star Trek, Julien Bashir (right) is talking to Data (center). Geordi (left) is examining Data's open head right access panel.  The overlayed text says "BASHIR: Well maybe you should approach this from a more human standpoint. You're right that machines can't have hallucinations, but then again, most machines can't grow hair. "
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 27/11/2025
@birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social Maybe they did? :) memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Distan… #startrek
A Star Trek Voyager dinosaur character looking at a table of artifacts including a human skull in the foreground.
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 22/11/2025
Pretty sure this is what the language model "AI" fans think they have created.
From Star Trek The Next Generation.   Professor Moriarty has just left the holodeck. behind him on the left, Data, on the right, Barclay and facing away from us in front is Picard looking at Moriarty.
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 19/11/2025
Ep 19 "And then there was one (orange brain cell" The last couple kittens have moved out and now we are left with our loudest friend. She talks up a storm 24/7 and definitely has character the others don't. #CatsOfMastodon
an orange and white cat laying on a carpet. taking a break between excited cat conversations with me.
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 19/11/2025
Once again, another few days where the sun beam makes it from the south facing front windows all the way to my back office. Needs to be very low to happen.
A sunbeam in a dark home office room.
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 16/11/2025
Ep 18 "Felis catus" The house will be much quieter once the gang is gone but as always, Star Treks Data sums it up nicely. memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Ode_to… #caturday #CatsOfMastodon
An orange and white kitten looking at the camera from a high cat tower. On the right text from Star Trek, Data's ode to spot poem.



Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 14/11/2025
Ep 17 of "Orange blob nap time" Our little orange friends are still here. Currently enjoying the nearby fireplace from the top of the tower. #CatsOfMastodon
3 orange and white cats, on the left and right the kittens heads hang off the edge of the top tray of a cat tower while the mother lays in the middle of a nap time pile.
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 12/11/2025
Keep the cigars, get rid of the men that want power. #startrek #clemens #power
Star Trek, counsellor Troi is walking Samuel Clemens down the hall. She is in her normal outfit, he is in 19th century white suit.  The overlayed text says "CLEMENS: Young lady, I come from a time when men achieve power and wealth by standing on the backs of the poor, where prejudice and intolerance are commonplace and power is an end unto itself. And you're telling me that isn't how it is anymore?
CLEMENS: Well, maybe it's worth giving up cigars for after all. "
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 31/10/2025
Ep 17 of "Only a bit of orange left" Our grand journey with the rescue kitties is coming to a close. Only this mother and two kittens are left now. Her other two went yesterday and these 3 may be gone next week. #CatsOfMastodon
An orange adult cat with a white chest and leg showing sits on a chair looking at the camera. Behind her on a black office chair sit the last two of her kittens in loaf form napping away.
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2025
Here we have a fediverse user sharing cool facts at a dinner party 😀 ST:TNG S02E19 #fediverse #fedi #startrek #facts
From Star Trek Next Generation s02e19. Commander Data is giving a presentation to a very bored Lwaxana Troi , Captain Picard and Mr Homn. She is slumped in her chair across from the Captain while Mr. Homn looks on from the background left.
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2025
Ep 16 of "How much orange(ish) cat is too much" The last 5 of our friends are having a good time and waiting for the rescue to have space. Lots of play to get them ready for new homes.. #CatsOfMastodon
An orange and white mother cat with her 4 kittens.
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2025
New ensign Sonya Gomez orders a hot chocolate from a replicator in engineering. While doing so, La Forge passes, and the two converse, La Forge noting Gomez' polite manners toward the replicator, saying "please" and "thank you". Gomez wonders why not, and explains […] [Original post on mstdn.ca]
From Star Trek Next Generation, the character Sonya Gomez is on the left ordering from a replicator. Geordi is faced away from us on the right looking at Sonya.
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2025
THE STAINS OF YOUR ENEMIES DIE WITHOUT HONOR! #startrek #cleaning #batleth #worf #jadzia #advertising
Jadzia and Worf look on as Kor picks up the Sword of Kahless. Overlayed is the Shout sprain stay logo and the text triple action, clings, penetrates, lifts.
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2025
Noticed the story about the U.S. Supreme court and more election fuckups.. I really didn't expect that my future may see a form of this map in real life. #ManInTheHighCastle #tv
Map of Japan vs Nazi U.S. land coverage from the TV show Man in the high castle.
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2025
@manlycoffee when you get too excited about going into android form.
Star Trek Next Generation. Data is giving the speech 'that to know him was to love him' after being possessed by Dr. Graves.
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Jeff MOVED > jeffhorton@mstdn.social @jeffhorton.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2025
OpenAI: Good news. while we wait for robots we can abuse we are going to turn up sexy time chat again. Just enter your drivers license to confirm. #humans #tv #llm #openai #adult
Joe and Anita from the TV show Humans. Joe turns on adult mode and has sex with the Anita robot caregiver.
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