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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

From the "Show-me-the-door State"

Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Almost 58 year ago, racists went crazy when American-born Jose Feliciano sang the NA before a World Series game in Detroit. In the words of Faulkner, the past is never dead, it's not even past.

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Private health insurance is a racket.

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Heard earlier that they don't bother with diapers anymore, as it was easier to duct tape a litter box to his ass.

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Advancing his city by platforming use values for residents and de-platforming exchange values for rentiers.

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Rescind all NFL antitrust exemptions now. It's a communistic cartel

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Rescind the NFL's antitrust exemption now.

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Please share more about this piece. Pardon my ignorance, but is she real or fictional?

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

This assumes that candidates control the news cycles. Two of the four major broadcast news networks are deep in the Maga-hate sewer, while the other two pretend that this is all normal. See Kristen Welker in never asking a hard-hitting follow-up q with a cabinet member for fear of FCC reprisals.

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

He is them, and they are he. - Wally Cox

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

And generations of "Dems can only run to the center to win" is what got us here.

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Don't give her sake. Save the sake budget for college--she'll need it

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Anthony Hopkins in SOTL was about as scary as Tiny Tim. Evidently the key to being a convincing, murderous psychopath is to speak with a classically trained British accent.

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Pic taken just before Donny Two Scoops' 'Diets are Hell' speech

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

It speaks volumes that he is the best candidate the MI GOP could puke up. He lost two years ago against Elissa Slotkin when Donny Two Scoops was on the ballot. It'll be fun watching him dance away from DTS' endorsement while trying to justify the state of the country. But Muslims, yes, Muslims...

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Google that can write--with a generous supply of em dashes.

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Michael Scott once described himself as gruntled

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

No. That is an impertinent question. Now is not the time to uncover state's evidence that the most powerful leader of the free world, a 34x convicted felon, is a child rapist...

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

"If men could get pregnant abortion would be a sacrament."

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

He's not detached from reality, as the reality is that Fox and other right-wing networks will never make the slightest attempt to correct propaganda from right-wing apparatchiks like Nutlick...

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Time for a reassessment of who was actually brain-damaged in this play.

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Or just go to eleven and call it a Trump dozen

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

This was Donny Two Scoops' plan all along. Once Canada closes Welland, he'll force Great Lakes water commerce back to the Erie Canal, where he'll charge usurious "Free Trade Tolls" to use it

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Oh look! Laura Ingraham is insinuating El-Sayed is gay! This changes everything. Just imagine the number of Fox News viewers in Michigan who were going to vote for him but now won't because of Laura's infallible gaydar!

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

GOP voters know very well that the GOP doesn't work for their economic interests. The reason GOP voters support the GOP is that the GOP also works to counter the economic interests of minority populations and non-Christianists.

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

He's broke. Needs the clicks. Donny Two Scoops generates them.

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Emotional support vehicles don't belong in cities.

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

One grifter and a puke funnel of credulous, stenographic media outlets.

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

She makes Melania seem like Sarah Bernhardt

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

What is remarkable is that he lost Michigan's three largest counties, which is probably unprecedented in a Dem primary. He also did very well in White working class neighborhoods in those counties.

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Yes. He's Black and therefore an obvious closet socialist.

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Where he studied doesn't matter a damn. What matters is who's payroll he's riding.

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Thank you Mark. Please keep up the great work!

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

There are no free markets. With the exception of farmers markets!

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

That's what idiots say when they're being outsmarted. Not that it takes much here.

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

But he's gladly saluted NK Generals during his State visit in his first "term."

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Because Donny Two Scoops' mouth-breathing supporters don't need evidence whenever he mirrors their endless victimhood. It's what passes for communal union for them.

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Kurt Andersen said it in the early '90s: He's a short-fingered vulgarian...

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

"The thing the feds could never figure out was that guys like Donny Two Scoops exist because guys like the J6 insurrectionists can't go to the cops to fix their fucked-up lives."

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Stock buybacks are market manipulation and were illegal until 1982.

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I'm beginning to understand why his neighbor kicked his ass for being such a whiny, grandstanding asshole.

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Jeff Horner @jeffhorner.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

It's all about forgiveness and absolution when it comes to acolytes of Abrahamic religion.

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