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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 27/09/2026
Been a minute since I was a VMA guy but absolutely thrilled the GENER8ION video got the nom (and hey hopefully the win), what a video.
Video of the Year
Ariana Grande - “hate that i made you love me”
Bruno Mars - “I Just Might”
GENER8ION - “STORM starring Yung Lean”
Madonna - “Confessions II - The Film”
Sabrina Carpenter - “Tears”
Taylor Swift - “The Fate of Ophelia”
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 26/09/2026
Telescoping paint roller
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 23/09/2026
(credit to Lubchansky, of course)
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 04/09/2026
the pride of Kansas City
Tension Envelopes sign in Kansas City. It’s a lot bigger than my crummy photo makes it look.
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 03/09/2026
guess the piece by genre and dateline!
DAVID FOSTER WALLACE Comedy · 1993 · springfield, il
DAVID FOSTER WALLACE Travel · 1995 · CARIBBEAN SEA
DAVID FOSTER WALLACE Medicine · 1996 · boston
DAVID FOSTER WALLACE Eros · 1998 · las vegas
DAVID FOSTER WALLACE Food · 2003 · rockland, me
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 25/08/2026
Where you been, Homer? Entire steel industry's gay.
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 10/08/2026
many are saying the back is the best part
shirt reading
WORLD TOUR
THE RIVOLI ----- TBD
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 08/08/2026
NOW WHERE DID I PUT MY KEYS
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 06/08/2026
holy crap
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 05/08/2026
Is it Gooches or…
Simpsons still with rednecks and their concrete covered dog saying “GEECH GONE TO HEAVEN MR. TERWILLIDJER”
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 04/08/2026
Shit man, I love Brian Eno's "The Big Ship" too but I'm not sure attaining nirvana should be this easy
This song, for me, validates every intuitive feeling I have about what this life truly is. It is the question and the answer. A summation of all the struggle, the failed attempts at love, all the wounds we refused to let heal. Everything is okay now. All that was is now our evolution in hindsight. Every struggle was just a stroke upon the canvas of this rare form of art we call life. This is our enlightenment, seen through the wise lens of Time. If the story of life was written in musical notes, this would be the song. Play this at my funeral, a reminder that these bodies are just our vehicles to get home.
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 04/08/2026
🤡
"First they want to defund the police, then they want help from the police [when they] are being targeted by ICE," Mayor Bass tells us.
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 01/08/2026
NYT headline: Can a Gritty Spider-Man Save the Superhero Movie?Popular mascot of Philadelphia, Gritty, in a Spider-Man outfit
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 31/07/2026
😂
DOI provided less than fulsome information at the outset of this case. However, the information subsequently demanded by USAO disclosed by DOI-which was not known to the prosecutors or the grand jury before the return of the indictment-strongly suggest that a rushed and botched installation by AIC, the primary contractor, led to the damage to the lining of the Reflecting Pool. It was not until USAO-DC repeatedly reached out to DOI dozens and dozens of times that DOI slowly started trickling information to USAO-DC. Had DOI been forthcoming with the information clearly in its possession, the government would not have sought a grand jury indictment. Furthermore, prosecutors have an affirmative obligation pursuant to Brady v.
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 31/07/2026
Backrooms misremembered copy of a burly guy
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 26/07/2026
Just over a week away from There Will Come Soft Rains day
Comic panel from adaptation of Ray Bradbury’s There Will Come Soft Rains

SOMEWHERE IN THE WALLS,RELAYS CLICKED...MEMORY TAPES GLIDED
UNDER ELECTRIC EYES...
TODAY IS AUGUST 4,2026! TODAY
IS MR. FEATHERSTONE'S BIRTHDAY!
TODAY IS THE ANNIVERSARY OF TILITA'S MARRIAGE INSURANCE IS PAYABLE...AS ARE THE WATER, GAS, AND LIGHT BILLS...
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 24/07/2026
"TAKE ARMAGEDDON! MURPH!!!!"
Christopher Nolan in the Criterion ClosetMcConaghuay shouting behind the black hole bookshelves in INTERSTELLAR.
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 16/07/2026
Nolan could never
Video game magazine ad for Daikatana reading “JOHN ROMERO’S ABOUT TO MAKE YOU HIS BITCH”
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 26/06/2026
South Park still: Russell Crowe Fightin’ around the World
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 24/06/2026
All your Bluesky favorites are available on Bookshop.org -- with free shipping on anti-prime day!
receipt for Beetle Moses and Last Temptation of Beck books
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 14/06/2026
handshake meme: watching blue curacao + drinking blue curacao = need hydration break
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 08/06/2026
epic handshake meme: IL Bluesky users and IN Bluesky users agreeing to let the other state have the Bears
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 30/05/2026
Simpsons still of a finger pointing at a tiny newspaper ad reading FLIM SPRINGFIELD
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 23/05/2026
DS9 title card: "THE ONLY TIME NERDS WILL CARE ABOUT BASEBALL"
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 23/05/2026
TNG title card: “Oops! All Rikers”
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 13/05/2026
Rand Paul, this is the principal's office, please pick up your son.
He then began to complain about Lawler’s push to raise the SALT cap in last year’s reconciliation bill. When Lawler said, “Please leave us alone,” Paul turned around and flipped off Lawler.

“Did you just give me the middle finger?” Lawler asked.

“I’m sorry, yeah, I did. I’m just really drunk. I’m going to leave,” Paul said.

He then paid his tab and started to walk away. On his way out, he knocked his barstool down and tripped over it.
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 12/05/2026
Yes... ha ha ha... YES! sickos guy
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 07/05/2026
#FlyTheW
Wrigley field lights making W’s
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 07/05/2026
@obviousshirts.bsky.social here’s the pitch
T shirt that says
NO LIGHTS!
IN WRIGLEY FIELD
UNLESS OF COURSE THEY MAKE A W
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 07/05/2026
“I was saying Shaboozey.”
Hans Moleman
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 06/05/2026
burger king logo that says HANGRY JUCKS
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 05/05/2026
Relationship goals
Mariqueen Maandig in a badass horned helmet and Trent Reznor hollering into a microphone during the Nine Inch Noize Coachella set
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 05/05/2026
She is so REAL for this
Sabrina Carpenter wearing an AMC A-Lister ballcap and a crazy dress made out of film strips
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 01/05/2026
NSA Testing Anthropic’s Mythos to Find Flaws in Microsoft Tech www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Goose says: "NSA Testing Anthropic’s Mythos to Find Flaws in Microsoft Tech to do what?"
Goose chasing a man saying: "NSA Testing Anthropic’s Mythos to Find Flaws in Microsoft Tech to do what, motherfucker????"
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 19/04/2026
Not as many posts as you might think to get from A to B here
Acyn C
@acyn.bsky.social • 18h
Child: I know your name. Mamdani.
Obama: What's his first name?
Child: Mayor.

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Ed @425talker.bsky.social •8m
→ Replied to Stephen Checkoway
Racism has something to do with the water table? Seriously? Go to a place like google news and put it water shortage for a search term.
Literally severe water shortages throughout the us from Seattle to Texas to the potomac. Has nothng to do with racism.
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 16/04/2026
Eat shit Sid
Me and Mr. Met
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 15/04/2026
"A moment of silence for all the gooner accounts we've lost."
- X USER BUTTMUTT
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 15/04/2026
🙃
Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social • 51m To be fair to me, condescension is the only reasonable response to adults who make videogame references

Gilbert_ @gillbert.bsky.social • 45m You cannot be looking down on people who make references to videogames when you're a Warhammer 40k fan talking like this. I mean come the fuck on 

Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social • 40m I like incremental improvement towards mastery through repetitive tasks. Painting is very satisfying to me. A game is a couple hours and it allows me to exercise my tactical thinking. Videogames have zero redeeming qualities and people spend all fucking day wasting their lives on them.
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 15/04/2026
gave up on the third panel but had to stan for Shin Godzilla for a minute
The two types of movies are
Shin Godzilla and Godzilla
Minus One. All movies fall
into thesE two categories.
 In the lOop? Shin Godzilla.
Zero Dark Thirty? Godzilla
                  Minus one.
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 14/04/2026
Oh you have a teenager? We’ll give you the good drivers then.
Lyft screenshot:
Guardians: Create an account for your teen
Strict driver standards
Highly rated drivers who meet additional road and in-car safety criteria and pass yearly background checks
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 13/04/2026
Moby still feasting this weekend on his Eminem joke.
Moby performing at Coachella with an old frame grab from an Eminem music video along with the words “NOBODY LISTENS TO TECHNO” up on the board
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 13/04/2026
you know who's from Chicago and NOT weak on crime
Scruff McGruff
Chicago Illinois
60652
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 09/04/2026
Fantastic Mr Fox meme: If what I think is
happening is happening,
It better not be.
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 09/04/2026
It is!
Screenshot of Bluesky Accessibility settings screen with alt text required toggle
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 05/04/2026
goes incredibly hard
Hardware standing in front of a defeated robot foe, saying “Welcome to the nineties, loser.”
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 05/04/2026
He is Rizzen
i wish i didn't know who he was but since i do -- the Rizzler
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 05/04/2026
Trump mocking Islam is more important than if he said fuck
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech guy standing
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 05/04/2026
This is how the AP decided to cover this.
U.S. President Donald Trump said on Sunday he would strike Iran's power plants and bridges this Tuesday if the Strait of Hormuz remains closed to marine traffic.
In an expletive-laden post, Trump promised they would be "living in Hell" if the waterway isn't opened.
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 05/04/2026
Oh no the machines have discovered Cake Wrecks
Diffusion model finetuned to put a certain number of animals in an image instead produced images with the words "five tigers" written on them.
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Jeff Greco @jeffgreco.com · 04/04/2026
license plate reading ICU81MI
"She called my vanity license plate inscrutable!"
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