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Jeff Gerstmann

@jeffgerstmann.com
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 29/09/2026
The software that works with the add-on camera for the Steam Frame comes with a VR Honey Bucket that you can cruise around and generally stare at. Quality stuff.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 23/09/2026
I think I’m going to cover the windows in the garage door with these movie mylars I’ve had forever.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 21/09/2026
The real danger is lurking in front of the box.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 21/09/2026
Finally organizing my collection of empty boxes (a few actually have consoles in them!) so they take up less space. Also shown: my Johnny V NBA Ballers shrine.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 20/09/2026
No. No!!
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 20/09/2026
This just reads like Scooter lyrics to me.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 15/09/2026
another hellish livestream
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 13/09/2026
Pretty amazing billboard in the new Hot Wheels game.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 08/09/2026
Wow, Link is just like Bot now!
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 06/09/2026
Today: rain. Tomorrow? Back to 90 degrees.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 05/09/2026
Good call, I’ll just start blocking them. Accidentally replied to this one so I bet I’m going to just get 10x as much spam now. Live and learn, I guess!
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 05/09/2026
OK, now these pitches are just out of hand.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 05/09/2026
It’s normally not game developers sending the weird “I saw a thing of yours and loved it” fake emails, it’s usually business stuff like people selling AI gaming chairs or trying to sell podcast booking services or AI-driven guest pitches. This one is weird because it involves a lot of hoops.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 04/09/2026
My channel's what now?
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 04/09/2026
Read em and weep suckers
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 04/09/2026
Wagers closing soon
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 03/09/2026
Nothing like a flavored triangle or two to take the edge off. I mean, except for trapezoids, but good luck finding those after the ban.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 03/09/2026
Noticed this kind of strange mention of the ROG Xbox Ally handhelds in this Hot Wheels press release. Like they're just PCs, they hit the same storefronts that any ol' PC would hit. I have to imagine that's some kind of marketing deal.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 02/09/2026
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 31/08/2026
Went to go glance the the new FAST channels on PS5 and oh. Right, yeah. Yeah, I'm good, I'm not rewiring my setup just so I can watch a bunch of reality shows or whatever.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 28/08/2026
Apparently after weighing out feedback from last weekend Call of Duty has decided to restrict “run fast” behind a perk instead of everyone just having it. Who is giving this feedback? Who are these losers that want the slowest game ever made?
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 28/08/2026
whats up "game heads"
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 28/08/2026
It’s a meaningless milestone and all, but I dunno. Still kinda cool to finally break 50k on this YouTube channel. m.youtube.com/c/TheJeffGer...
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 27/08/2026
Finally getting my expenses for 2025 together so I can get my taxes out of the way. Here is the first batch of business expenses I've transcribed:
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 27/08/2026
I am being silenced! They are fighting the truth!
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 27/08/2026
This thing is as dumb as the unicorns before they’ve taken a few stages to think about tactics and adapt
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 27/08/2026
So the people launching a new Twitter under the name Twitter launched their thing so I signed up. Turns out they have an AI scanning tweets for "truth" and it currently has no idea what it's doing. Posted something innocuous about Star Wars Zero Company and it essentially blocked it from all feeds.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 27/08/2026
no takers, I remain undefeated
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 27/08/2026
surely this one will work fight me
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 26/08/2026
the image broke but the offer still stands come at me
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 26/08/2026
hop on rpcs3 if u want an ass kickin
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 24/08/2026
I regret to inform you that I am once again posting lies on Threads.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 24/08/2026
it's a billion degrees here, almost hotter than this photo (please see attached)
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 24/08/2026
Running around the office with my tie tied around my head like I'm Rambo, yelling I'M A THINKFLUENCER, GET OUTTA MY WAY at the top of my lungs, high-fiving everyone whether they want to or not, and so forth
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 21/08/2026
i got a bucket hat
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 21/08/2026
please help me bring an affordable ass controller to market here are my prototypes #asslegal
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 16/08/2026
OK, done
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 15/08/2026
Out here getting it done
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 14/08/2026
Let’s rank some Nintendo 64 games! twitch.tv/jeffgerstmann
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 08/08/2026
Getting my learn on at the local library
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 05/08/2026
aw jeez now I've gone and done it
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 02/08/2026
I didn't play very much of it, but I did save this important image from their announce trailer.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 27/07/2026
Cable management is not one of my strong suits. I do need to figure out what to do about this at some point, hopefully before the kids trip over this mess.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 25/07/2026
People had said that the PC version of Marvel Tokon was funky, but I wasn't expecting to just get these two error messages and then have the whole thing just lock up on a black screen.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 17/07/2026
gameing hard
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 14/07/2026
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 13/07/2026
Would really love to hear the conversation at CNN that led to them creating an image of a coffin with fat glorping out of it.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 10/07/2026
Out for a morning scoot
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 09/07/2026
I knew it was small, but I wasn’t quite prepared for just how small the Steam Machine is. Wild.
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