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Jeff Gerbino

@jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social
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I am a lifelong comedian, five decades worth just about now! And yes it’s all I’ve ever done never had a straight job from the age of 22 on and that should be enough résumé for all! www.jeffgerbino.net

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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
See Mia Farrow in Rosemary’s Baby!
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Actors doing comedy we saw this with Dustin Hoffman doing Lenny. The dramatic stuff was great. The Standup sucked and this guy is a typical actor who’s gonna tell us that he has experience and Standup and then sorry buddy couple open mics a few sets here and there now that ain’t being a Comic dude!
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
A disgraceful situation in the United States under Trump wears the black hat now constantly!!
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
They better wake the fuck up and they should’ve screamed bloody murder when he won all those battleground states Google, this Google downstate balloting and you’ll get an eye full!
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Way to go, Coast Guard embrace fascism!?
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
A horrible excuse for a president a disgrace to even be a human being this way never mind our president
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Read it and weep!
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
No sorry that one doesn’t work on any level.
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Trump wants a Third Term great here is his opponent!
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Even Trump dumb as he is, wouldn’t rehire this schmuck. The guy is literally freelancing his opinions. He has no position in the government.
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
And they still are Trump rambling on for 45 minutes at Kirk’s memorial when he was asked to do 10 or 15! Trying to act like that guy was Martin Luther effing King get the fuck out of town!
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Yea that’s a Liberal alright!
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Sick days in the USA!
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
To think the right had the audacity to say this during Biden and during Obama,haven’t you had enough? Haven’t you had enough?!?! Well seven months into the son of a bitch haven’t you had enough?!?! Come on America speak up speak out put this man down once and for all he didn’t win that last election
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I keep hearing when a Democrat is President all these whiny pissy Little nobody’s going haven’t you had enough?! How about this Trumper? Haven’t you had enough of this bullshit?? You voted for a goddamn pedophile! Put that on your pillow tonight!
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Since this man is clearly out of his mind, insane with delusions of grantor and the ability to sit in the most powerful seat in the world, he’s got to be removed at some point it’s time Democrats started working on some Republicans in borderline states or pure red.
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
An unbelievable falling to their knees wussy ass play by Paramount CBS shame on them! Back in the days to 60 Minutes and Mike Wallace and Morley Safer it took a battle, but they went all the way to the Supreme Court against RJ Reynolds on an insider information situation.
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Food for thought and since this man is definitely lost his mind it’s time we board in on that and started chipping away at Republicans saying come on look what he said you really wanna be in support of that??
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
You ain’t that for breakfast? I don’t think so. That’s more of an Elvis breakfast isn’t it?
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Well, let’s be honest. This site isn’t exactly rock the house, but they say Rome wasn’t built in a day. But in today’s timeframe isn’t the day really a month??
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Very funny, Brad! But I gotta be honest. As someone who knew you back in the 80s? You haven’t changed in like 45 years you don’t need any youth potion.
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
When I was starting out in Standup, a guy who would become pretty famous Louie Anderson and most of the state of Minnesota, used to refer to films and movies as “shows” I had to remind them that you either use the word film or movie.
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Are you willing to swear an oath to that?
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Just some random facts floating in the air that a certain political movement seems immune to!?
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Easy on that Dad stuff there little Missy!
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Horrible disgusting Trumpism!
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
A US Senator dragged away from the puppet known as Kristy Noem (Homeland Security?!?!)Fascism right in front of our faces!
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Like in the late 1800s, where the Indian Scouts helped the US Calvary find the young Braves So that they could be captured or they killed/conquered that’s the history of America!! oh yes, and all you passive Trump supporters what you gotta say about this? I hope this Asshole learned his lesson.
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Very cool like my dog who’s got 3 acres and an enclosed fence that she can rumble around on all day on!
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
She shouldn’t be doing any of this bullshit. She should be keeping her nose out of Financial keeping everything clean instead she’s in the middle of this scam. Shit hell of an attorney general! Shameful!
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
A group of South African dissidence?? That seems ironic he would pick an obscure country that already won most of its battles over racial and religious freedom?
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Well, his confrontations with military parents are an all-time high on an all-time low arguing in social media with Goldstar. Parents is the lowest of the low that anyone could do and it would’ve disqualified any other candidate but not this orange clown!
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I can attest to that.
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
You think he’ll defend the books that the Trumper don’t like with the same velocity he made a career out of??
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Well, I hope you’re not trying to make a right wing report out of that? BC another one of those soul issues that a certain segment of our society speaks of in a glossy cosmetic manner BC THERE IT BEcomes time to B Christian and follow your spirit and your soul to do the right thing they seem lost!
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
But Elon Musk and Donald Trump wanna cut the budget that makes sense doesn’t it? I mean, doesn’t it? I mean holy shit what are we doing!?
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Believe it or not folks that is the soul and the spirit of many of the early people and even up to this day get into teaching for the right reason just cause it’s in their soul. This proves it.
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
You remind me of myself in my younger days and you have every right to go off! And I’ve now reached the age where I can get by with being a cranky old white man. In fact, this may be the golden age of cranky old white men sorry to say.
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Me in the Hospital that’s what’s up! A book I hope to finish and have out by summer entitled Comedian in the big yellow house My five decades and Comedy from the late 70s till now. A poorly administered shot in my knee is infected And I’m in the hospital not the place to write creatively!
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Well, since the blue babes went up in that rocket that everyone said look like a penis. But actually, I thought it looked more appropriately like a tampon, but that’s just me. Here’s the proper color that we professional astronaut wear.
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Oh, because the followers, the blind followers of a game show host a fake billionaire, a fake millionaire he was born on third base and thinks he hit a triple!Allowing that mentality to control medicine sick!
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Does that really surprise anyone at this point? We need to get this guy out of office. We can’t take another four years of this shit.
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
That’s right shot by a bona fide Trump supporter all over his computer all over his dialogue and he had a mega hat proof positive of what this man is fostering in this country. This guy should get the ultimate punishment.
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
What a shock that this criminal would switch sides in the middle of a fight. That’s the lowest of the low!
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
And the same can be said for Fox News, whose ratings are flat to trending downward yet they praise him like he’s King Richard III he’s a jumping jackass and so is anyone who follows him.
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Yeah, even John Stewart has said I didn’t think he would go. This despicable this fascist this fast!
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I think this kind of relates even though I do go to nudist places.
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
You gotta love such an unapologetic jerk off!
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Jeff Gerbino @jeffgerbinocomedy.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
A great example of a good joke not even one like so I liked it myself. Fuck you people you’re humorless I’m a professional Comic. I know what’s funny.
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