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Jeffery Simpson

@jefferysimpson.bsky.social
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 22h
The man literally just read the news a few months into the trade war and was like, “Oh I think I have a plan!” Too bad it’s the same plan the rest of Canada had months ago you squinty eyed idiot. apple.news/AqbsF_x9SS76...
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Poilievre in Detroit to push for tariff-free trade for auto industry — The Canadian Press
Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre will be in Detroit on Tuesday to make a
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They platformed Trump. They have no moral centre and will do anything for eyeballs. It was Kayne’s favourite place to perform for years.
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Raphael van Lierop 🇨🇦 @raphlife.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
THE LONG DARK is one of Steam's Weekend Deals right now, and if you haven't already pulled the trigger I suspect you may want to because...well, let's just say it'll make sense next week. store.steampowered.com/app/305620/T...
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nothing says innocent like threatening people when you’re caught cheating. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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UAE may halt UK investments after Manchester City guilty verdict
Premier League’s actions would ‘have an influence on the bilateral state relationship’, Emirati officials said
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m glad to hear you can still earn bank after your dick falls off.
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“The mob bought paid off the cops. But did the police officers who got the bribes need the money?”
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Headline: Dumb and Weak President Continues Being Dumb and Weak apple.news/AzpJggygpRae...
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Trump says 'very bad' Canada is being 'taught a little lesson' as trade action escalates — CBC News
U.S. President Donald Trump's war of words with Canada continued Wednesday as he veered off a prepared script at an event marking Hispanic Heritage Month in the States to chastise Canadian leaders for...
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Goodness knows it’s unreasonable to have to sit through a four-hour class before being able to kill someone. Mass murderers are on a schedule people. They don’t have time for this!
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He’s Canada’s biggest idiot. Were sorry.
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Trump’s mind boggles at Minesweeper.
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LinieBurrito456 @linieburrito456.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#dailyTLDsreenshot
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped.
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Bluey Bandit
ALT: Bluey Bandit
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Cars Pixar
ALT: Cars Pixar
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who better to regulate the murder machines than the people profiting from the creation of the murder machines?
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Everyone knows you should adopt a car from a shelter and not buy one at a dealership.
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Shark. Battery. I’ll take whichever befalls him. 🔋 🦈
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Having Dumb Preston Manning running the things seems to be working for the Canada Last Party (Conservatives). apple.news/ARoNypCjDQwW...
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As Carney's popularity soars, Conservatives weigh what to do about their own leader — CBC News
A number of Conservative MPs have soured on Pierre Poilievre as leader, but despite this growing angst, his position is relatively secure because there is no strong appetite to oust him and choose som...
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Knobitobi @knobitobi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#dailyTLDscreenshot
The climbing rope has the same colors as the railroad cars in The Ravine on a cloudy day (my most-loved wheater in The Long Dark)
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Findlay is Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes.
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Simpsons Sideshow Bob
ALT: Simpsons Sideshow Bob
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh he is but he’s at least a slick rwpnj.
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Harper at least is smart if not morally correct. Findlay is dumber than even Poilievre and without the charisma.
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Remember when they used to have this crazy rule about hiring smart people to this job?
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
yeah yeah Sony L whatever what i want to know is...what the absolute fuck does it take for any company to keep people that make them money around? this isn't just a Sony thing. nobody makes enough money, nobody is a big enough rock star to get even mid-project job security
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Puppet Dog Says 'We're Just Normal Men' Meme
ALT: Puppet Dog Says 'We're Just Normal Men' Meme
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 10/09/2026
No matter how much you throw trans people under the bus, you are still going to get attacked. All you've done is betray a vulnerable minority, anger your base, and made the issue front and center.
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Screenshot showing two sequential posts on X by journalist Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) discussing Texas politics:
 * Top post: Text reads, "Paxton on Talarico: 'He wants to transition your kids!'" accompanied by an embedded video frame of Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton speaking at a podium in a dark suit and red tie.
 * Bottom post: Text reads, "Talarico says he would vote in favor of a national ban for transgender surgeries for minors," above a video thumbnail from Fox News Channel featuring a woman anchor in a red blazer, with lower-third banners reading "EXCLUSIVE," "SHIFTING THE REINS?", and "TALARICO STANCE DIFFERS FROM EARLIER COMMENTS."
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
To be more clear he’s trying to pay off the country off like he pays off his hookers.
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Good job America.
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Making a joke of 9/11 was something that used to end careers. For Trump it’s a Tuesday.
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The Toronto Star is where editorial writers with pudding for brains go.
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I used to go to the US weekly, I live on the border of Washington State. I haven’t been since Trump’s first 51st State comments and won’t be back until you elect someone with a brain and a soul. KD Vance doesn’t count.
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Americans might be upset about Trump now that he’s losing wars and starting new ones, and that gas prices have shot up but they voted for this (or enough of them that he won twice) and he was always like this. This is only surprising if you weren’t paying attention. For the last decade.
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I like three points and I cannot lie…
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Why do we call it North America? I think it’s time to rename it Southern Canada or Northern Mexico. If we’re doing nonsensical pointless things to feel good about not being able to do our one thing and showcase the art of the deal.
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I kept thinking it was going to be Hannity. Boy was not ready for what it was.
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Something something Streisand Effect.
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Counterpoint: No it doesn’t.
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lady Trump in BC is making a mess of things. Shock horror! Since she wants to spend her time examining your kids’ private parts it’s probably for the best. Weird pedophile and my damn MLA.
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I can’t wait until I’m a senile grandpa and can just go around renaming lakes because I have no important shit to do. Seems like fun. Good thing nobody takes this clown shoes country seriously anymore.
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
New title: “A Republican Governor supports Trump. Being an enabler rewarded him.”
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“appears” is doing a lot of work there. Dude wants genocide. Stop sugar coating it.
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Dutchy Patrick @dutchiepatrick.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The sheer number of lies from President Trump about Canada – growing again today – is remarkable. Just some fact checks from the last 18 months from Daniel Dale:
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Big car. Strong car. Lighting McQueen. Tears in his headlights said, “Sir, please race every year in DC. Race fast. And Sir name the race after yourself.”
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Can Americans impeach Hakeem Jeffries? Asking for a neighbour to the south.
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Raphael van Lierop 🇨🇦 @raphlife.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A good night to celebrate games made in Canada. 🇨🇦❤️💪🏻 go.bsky.app/T8Bvi2e
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Voters want someone who’s going to fight. Not this. Not now.
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
After Trump 1 I thought I might see the start of the decline of the American Age in my lifetime. With Trump 2 I know I’m seeing the end of the American Age in a speedrun. Congrats it was a good time while it lasted.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
That’s Velcro.
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Jeffery Simpson @jefferysimpson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This season he meets his true enemy (soon to be friend) Micro Reacher the ten centimeters tall wall of muscle.
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