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Jeff Eppenbach @jeffeppenbach.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

What BS has he come up with this time?

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Jeff Eppenbach @jeffeppenbach.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Practice. We've been yelling "just kiss already" since the 1980s.

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Jeff Eppenbach @jeffeppenbach.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Let me guess... Amazon owns the production company that they paid to produce the script. The cost will be written off on taxes.

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Jeff Eppenbach @jeffeppenbach.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

When you make the guy who drove the company you just bought into the ground for his own personal profit your new CEO. Then, let him do the same and worse to you. You know, this sounds like something more recent...

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Jeff Eppenbach @jeffeppenbach.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

They're like the Canadian Girlfriend. They never existed.

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Jeff Eppenbach @jeffeppenbach.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

And cute girls that turn into dinosaurs.

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Jeff Eppenbach @jeffeppenbach.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

They'll just call it "crypt". And, they'll put up tall walls, so you don't accidentally wander away. Maybe with some friendly company security.

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Jeff Eppenbach @jeffeppenbach.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

"Mother!" "Don't you 'mother' me! I didn't not raise you to..."

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Jeff Eppenbach @jeffeppenbach.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Just before this, I saw someone posting about having pinched nerves. Several artists I follow have problems from overworked hands/arms/backs. I don't draw much anymore because I overdid it with my bad shoulder. Learn from us.

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Jeff Eppenbach @jeffeppenbach.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

That's hilarious. Back when I worked for the Postal Service, we handled them all the time. And that was over two decades ago.

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Jeff Eppenbach @jeffeppenbach.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

You're showing our, er, your age by remembering that movie.

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Jeff Eppenbach @jeffeppenbach.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

What are the odds that revolver was up someone's butt? Definitely non zero.

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Jeff Eppenbach @jeffeppenbach.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

I had to rebuy the complete box set, because one of the discs cracked on first play.

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Jeff Eppenbach @jeffeppenbach.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Hence the blood feud with Britain.

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Jeff Eppenbach @jeffeppenbach.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Cue the dollar store Shirle Basie soundalike "Lead Weener"!

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Dutchy Patrick @dutchiepatrick.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

I would hate to see this reposted…

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Jeff Eppenbach @jeffeppenbach.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

The only reason to use the thing. Make sure to have it use lots of made up jargon. Also include recipes for outlandish "food".

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Jeff Eppenbach @jeffeppenbach.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

"Talk to your doctor about myxlpk." For what? "Try our diabetes drug." Why, I don't have it? "Penis Pill!" Mine works just fine as is.

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Jeff Eppenbach @jeffeppenbach.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

I had to go over it a few times to grok their naming conventions. It's not really a good chart.

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Jeff Eppenbach @jeffeppenbach.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

That's Washington. Dubya is listed as Bush2

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Jeff Eppenbach @jeffeppenbach.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Ah, I see. He's known for his "happy" characters.

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Jeff Eppenbach @jeffeppenbach.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

I am genuinely convinced that these big companies doing these VR, AR, AI, whatever big money hole of the moment, are funneling that cash. Pay someone 100M to build 5M of infrastructure. Then, some of that money get contributed to some PAC or whatnot.

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Jeff Eppenbach @jeffeppenbach.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

I've seen that kind of outage. One side of the street black for blocks. The other side lit up. Usually a bunch of things tripped when whatever happened. So, they have to run around reconnecting, without overloading and blowing something else.

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Jeff Eppenbach @jeffeppenbach.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

How ironic. It's like rain on... wait a minute...

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Jeff Eppenbach @jeffeppenbach.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Trump once got mad, assuming it was about him. Because... guess whaaaaat!?

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Jeff Eppenbach @jeffeppenbach.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

They will get to learn how to make rope with organic fibers. And taught to tie a variety of knots.

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Jeff Eppenbach @jeffeppenbach.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

It's too late. Musk is already talking about cutting and gutting the courts. If there's no one paying the light bill, no one paying for clerks, and the front doors are locked...

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Jeff Eppenbach @jeffeppenbach.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

He would be taking notes... if he knew how to write.

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Jeff Eppenbach @jeffeppenbach.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Overly Sarcastic Productions Varitasium I'll try to grab a few more when I get home.

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Jeff Eppenbach @jeffeppenbach.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Oh, HE got the 400M. Directly into his Swiss bank account.

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Jeff Eppenbach @jeffeppenbach.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Just a thought: wouldn't it have been easier to take the thing out of the enclosure, clean it, then put it back?

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Jeff Eppenbach @jeffeppenbach.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Step one: declare a problem exists, when it does not. Step two: do a flashy thing that does nothing, and likely is harmful. Step three: declare that you have solved the problem that never existed in the first place, and use its nonexistence to prove you fixed it.

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Jeff Eppenbach @jeffeppenbach.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

The first Uncle Scrooge appearance?

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Jeff Eppenbach @jeffeppenbach.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

That consultant's name: Zark Muckerberg.

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