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Jeff Culbertson

@jeffculbertson.bsky.social
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Sounders, New Pornographers, typography, chips and salsa, in some order.

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Jeff Culbertson @jeffculbertson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I think a Chu is a brace and a red card. We should call it a Rothrock.
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Jeff Culbertson @jeffculbertson.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Woah @mattdoyle.bsky.social is on Dropout! <squints eyes> <squints harder> Woulda been cool tho.
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Jeff Culbertson @jeffculbertson.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
New soccer glossary: Pretenjury. How do we make this a thing?
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Jeff Culbertson @jeffculbertson.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
'[His] website claims that "transformation requires disappearance"' LOL
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Jeff Culbertson @jeffculbertson.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I wish so desperately that you weren't 100% correct. 😭
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Jeff Culbertson @jeffculbertson.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
i'll be disappointed if we don't get sideline jorts.
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Jeff Culbertson @jeffculbertson.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
A gentleman AND a scholar!
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Jeff Culbertson @jeffculbertson.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
One of my faves!
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Jeff Culbertson @jeffculbertson.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I love it.
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Jeff Culbertson @jeffculbertson.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I was previously too uninformed to understand this, and I want to go back there.
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Jeff Culbertson @jeffculbertson.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
With friends like these …
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Jeff Culbertson @jeffculbertson.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
We're paying for the military that will be used to subjugate us.
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Jeff Culbertson @jeffculbertson.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Gotta do the triple crown. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
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Jeff Culbertson @jeffculbertson.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Honestly, I want to see him play in person again. Would prefer in Rave Green of course, but I'll take anything. And we will give him an incredible welcome (like we did Ozzie) no matter what.
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Jeff Culbertson @jeffculbertson.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
DO NOT WANT
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Jeff Culbertson @jeffculbertson.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
#3 was my first thought. Loved watching him mature as a Sounder. You got a good one Rapids! 💚💙🩵
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Jeff Culbertson @jeffculbertson.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Aaaaand Atencio is gone.
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Jeff Culbertson @jeffculbertson.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Dang. I guess I’ll watch some Rapids games now. Always a Sounder. GL Josh!
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Jeff Culbertson @jeffculbertson.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Literally listening to Rhythm of War right now ❤️
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Jeff Culbertson @jeffculbertson.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
This is my dream. Right role, right price, and the right mindset, this is a no brainer. I want him, and his lovely family, here forever.
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Jeff Culbertson @jeffculbertson.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I watched this the other day and choked up a bit.
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Jeff Culbertson @jeffculbertson.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Nouhou already in beginning-of-season form.
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Jeff Culbertson @jeffculbertson.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Your Outie is kind.
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Jeff Culbertson @jeffculbertson.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Yes! Brennan radicalized me (further) and I wish everyone knew about him.
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Jeff Culbertson @jeffculbertson.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Italian accent: "So under-a the art"
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Jeff Culbertson @jeffculbertson.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Could this be interpreted as hopes for “return on investment” or did he definitely mean “on the field?”
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Jeff Culbertson @jeffculbertson.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Two changes would make the service damn near perfect: Every team has dedicated commentary/color announcers that know the team, that you can choose between during the broadcast, and spread the game times in three slots (afternoon, late afternoon, evening) in each time zone—so four slots nationwide.
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Jeff Culbertson @jeffculbertson.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I joke, but this is criminal. Can I just send you money? I have no way to play vinyl these days, as beautiful as it is. Maybe more signed posters? I loved that!
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Jeff Culbertson @jeffculbertson.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Yes but I’m going to listen A LOT. A tuppence for sure.
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Jeff Culbertson @jeffculbertson.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
What has trash ever done to deserve this slander!?
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Jeff Culbertson @jeffculbertson.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
“Eat, shit, and die.” I mean … I guess I plan to.
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Jeff Culbertson @jeffculbertson.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Well you are one of two accounts I still log on to that pigsty to read, so I’m personally thrilled by this news! I hope it goes well!
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David Harper @thatdavidharper.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
This is my new favourite Spoonerism
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Jeff Culbertson @jeffculbertson.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
A hell of a time for those of us that Knew. Still wistful for those days.
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 23/01/2024
That shadowy place way out there? That is beyond our borders. You must never go there. That is the Big Boy graveyard.
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 24/01/2024
a thing that is enraging about this (and so many other of these layoffs) is that profit numbers like this coupled with layoffs at this scale should be an indicator to investors and the market that executives at these companies are all out of ideas and are unable to develop new profit streams
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