iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This America.gov bot is just hallucinating like crazy, spouting nonsense.

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Life tip – Don't ever look at the "dashboard" on your 401(k) account website...

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Oreo-flavored Oreos. The world is officially out of ideas. Let’s pack it up, humanity.

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

What vitamin-fortified madness is this? What’s next, Froot Puffs?

A box of Kellogg’s “Cocoa Loops” cereal. Yes, it’s a real thing

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Hey, hello. Hi. Have I really not posted here in 7 months? I've been job hunting for a bit which means my social media energy has been going into the LinkedIn AI slop-hole. But I need another outlet, because here's what nobody tells you about— DAMMIT! I may be too far gone. Agree? Disagree? 😫

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Michael Scott: I Don't Like It. It's Terrible.

Alt: Michael Scott from The Office saying: "I don't hate it. I just don't like it. At all. And it's terrible."

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Finally caved and installed Tahoe. The Extreme Rounding Of Everything is ridiculous. Does Apple think I'm going to cut myself on sharp desktop icons?

4 Mac desktop icons with heavily rounded corners

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Baby Billy’s Bunker Buster Bombs. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

The one thing on the Internet that would unquestionably be drastically improved by generative AI is automatic creation of alt tags in social media images. Why is no one doing that?

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Watching Endgame for the 10,000th time and it just dawned on me. Ant-Man is the one Avenger who doesn’t age for 5 years during the Blip. Which means, of course, Paul Rudd was the only person who could have played him.

Paul Rudd in an Avengers: Endgame movie poster.

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

“Hey babe, I thought we might try something a little different tonight…”

Screenshot from an iPhone game with a cartoon bear saying “Pull all nearby objects into your hole for 10 seconds!”

Screenshot from an iPhone game with a cartoon bear saying “Temporarily boost your hole size for 10 seconds!”

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

No, I didn't abandon my game, it just took me 5 days to draw clothes for the character 😂 I still consider this placeholder art, but I got tired of looking at weird naked alien guy (with or without hat). He's supposed to be a zookeeper (sort of).

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

This account may become a game development log. Recent advances in AI have finally made it fun again for me to attempt to create a video game. I can ask dumb questions in dumb ways, and get (usually) working code back. I'm finally building (in Godot) a game idea that's been in my head for decades.

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

No judgment toward any of these women but… Jeff Bezos has a type, huh?

6 all-female crew members of the Blue Origin rocket. All have long dark hair and pretty much the same physique.

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

For just a moment, I fantasized about living a life where this email from Robinhood mattered.

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

There’s a “blink and you missed it” line from Lorne Michaels near the beginning of the Saturday Night movie that I’m going to steal for my design career: “Feel free to let me know when my expectations exceed your capabilities.”

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

It absolutely boggles my mind that in the year 2025, so many visual tweaks in PowerPoint can only be done via modal dialogs that require dismissal to apply changes. I had to open this stupid dialog 6 times just to get some line spacing to look halfway decent.

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

I need to start an indie band just to release an album called "Upsetting Mouthfeel Experiences".

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Ethan Marcotte @ethanmarcotte.com · 14/01/2025

me in my twenties: oh neat, a free program me in my forties: oh neat, a free program, what horrors are concealed within

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Sorely disappointed that a company called "SadoTech" is just selling wireless doorbells.

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Our long national nightmare is over.

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zeldman @zeldman.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Forest fire? Jews control it from the sky. Fire too big to put out? Blame it on Black jobs. Climate change? Chinese hoax. MAGA and Musk. Making medieval bigotry and superstition look rational by comparison.

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

I made a point to give Joker: Folie à Deux a fair chance, and that was a huge mistake. Holy crap, that movie was terrible. I knew it was a musical, but even musicals are supposed to have something resembling a coherent storyline. This was just repetitive nonsense.

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Infants should not be described as “tender and mild.” That makes baby Jesus sound like a limited time special at Chipotle.

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

I never thought I’d have to say this about a new Apple product, but the iPhone 16 Pro has too many hardware buttons. I’m constantly hitting them by accident.

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Anyone else feel like Elon is flying a bit too close to the sun and about to get absolutely incinerated? I don’t know exactly what is going to happen, but it will be ugly. www.nytimes.com/2024/11/22/u...

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Elon Musk Gets a Crash Course in How Trumpworld Works

The world’s richest person, not known for his humility, is still learning the cutthroat courtier politics of Donald Trump’s inner circle — and his ultimate influence remains an open question.

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 09/11/2024

I mean, I LIKE Costco and all, but that might be going a bit far.

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

In 2016, I was angry and scared. Today, I'm just numb. We can no longer say "this isn't who we are as a country". Apparently, it is. All I keep thinking is that there are good people around the world who, through no fault of their own, happen to live in shithole countries. And now I'm one of them.

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

Not that they needed to target me as a voter, but that would be the way to do it. Love it.

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 04/10/2024

“What would you say you bring to the table in a relationship?”

A strip mall store called “Badcock & more” (with “Home Furnishings” written below in much smaller letters.)

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 30/09/2024

I love how this new iOS Safari feature not only lets you remove annoying things from web pages, it gives them the Thanos snap treatment!

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 13/09/2024

You can tell when a website doesn't do a lot of business in New England, when their form validators do this.

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 15/07/2024

I don't know exactly what this would look like, but I feel like Biden should be taking more advantage of these new "The President can do anything he damn well pleases" rules.

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 14/07/2024

The truly important question that no one seems to be asking is this: Was the shooter a time traveler?

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 28/06/2024

Biden is tripping all over himself on what should be the easiest softball questions on Trump’s record. I don’t see one useable soundbite coming out of Biden’s mouth tonight.

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 28/06/2024

Quick tip for Biden: Maybe replace the word “malarkey” with “bullshit”. It will play well with the under-80 crowd.

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 28/06/2024

Welp. Guess we’re getting 4 more years of Trump. Biden is a mess tonight. I hate to say it, but there’s no denying it.

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 10/06/2024

I’m older than Chicken McNuggets.

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 17/05/2024

I’m in hotel and the TV has motion smoothing that can’t be turned off. Is this hell?

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 06/05/2024

Wow, I just found an archive of my old blog posts going back to 2003. I thought those were lost forever... Though maybe they should be? 😀

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 24/04/2024

Change a letter, ruin a show: Sad Men

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 03/04/2024

The other day, my wife said, "Imagine if they remade Katamari Damacy, but all the graphics were modern photorealistic." And now I can't get the idea out of my head. Can someone with evil AI skills actually bring this visual to life?

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Jeff Chausse @jeffchausse.bsky.social · 11/03/2024

I was messing around with some HTML and commented out some code with "" ...because I was a ColdFusion developer in 2001, and muscle memory is a heck of a thing.

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