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Jeff Benales

@jeffbenales.bsky.social
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Singer songwriter. Socialist. Debut album 'Thirteen Moons Ago' to be released later this year. #LFC #YNWA #JFT97

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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
We've lost the baby 💔
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Last night I wanked off some Dago
Madonna
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Your daily bible quote brought to you by Tiddles, the letters R and F, and the number 3
A kitten sitting on a unicorn toy with an extract from the book of Revelation and an 'additional comment'
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
It's obvious we aren't there yet. But given we could win the league with 97 pts, the rest of the PL teams should be worried about what we're gonna be like next season rather than celebrating this pyrrhic victory.
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Actually decent of Arteta to come out and say that when #Arsenal give us a guard of honour, that he thinks all their fans should post videos of them clapping us too 👏
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Anyone want to make this tshirt for us 🤣🤣🤣🤣
T shirt saying back on our perch with whisky nose crying
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
So how many times have you looked at the table since FT 😂 #LFC #Redsky
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Up the giving the opposition a goal head start Reds 💪
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Want to wish a Happy Birthday to one of my best mates @lfcmissy.bsky.social She's off to the match so she'll be bringing us lots of luck today. I know she'd appreciate some gifs and well wishes. Love you M❤️
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a birthday card with a fairy surrounded by hearts and flowers .
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Want to wish a Happy Birthday to one of my best mates @lfcmissy.bsky.social She's off to the match so she'll be bringing us lots of luck today. I know she'd appreciate some gifs and well wishes. Love you M❤️
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I can see those spider veins
Picture of U2
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Cody Catpo out in the garden trying to hunt birds 😆
Cat on the prowl
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Simple but tasty..bit like me 🤪😂
Mixed salad
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
No I haven't just cooked a whole pack of streaky bacon for a recipe and then proceeded to eat half of it. Not me. Not guilty 😬🤨
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I love the smell of garlic in the morning 🧄
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a man in a police uniform is standing in front of a woman in a room and saying `` good moaning '' .
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Ali tonight 🧤
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
NEVER IN DOUBT 😉🤣
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Up the Pisse bouillante Reds 💪
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a cartoon of patrick holding a loaf of bread in front of the eiffel tower and the words hon hon hon
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
The girl with colitis goes by
The Beatles in psychedelic garb
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
HMD Reds. Let's put on a show for these garlic snorting, croissant shagging, horse eating, beret wearing, tower botherers 💪 UTFR 🙌 #Redsky #LFC #dupainduvinduboursin
Groundskeeper Willie 'being diplomatic'
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Rocket man Burning all the trees off every lawn
Elton John
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Every time you go away You take a piece of meat with you
Paul Young
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Looks like I've been enchanted by a Succubus again 👀
'scratches'
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Up the 13 point clear Reds 🙌 6 home wins and its ours 🏆
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Really psyched for tonight. Let's get into these Fog on the Tyne singing, Brown ale bathing, When the boat comes in watching, Ant & Dec fingering, Crocodile shoe wearing, Beheading supporting Magpie shaggers. UTFR 🙌 #LFC #Redsky
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Since you been gone Since you been gone I'm out of my head can't take it
The cast of Rainbow
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Halton Christmas Toy appeal @haltontoyappeal.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Please helpnifbyou can mum has only a matter of time and should not be struggling to feed her children she's 43 years old and needs our help please share paypal.me/haltontoyappeal
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Everybody's crazy 'bout a shot glass man
ZZ Top
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Amazing this 🙌 Credit to @BassTunedToRed
Liverpool, simply the best
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Decent read this so far. An interesting and humourous account of the realities of non league football.
Nowhere to run book cover
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Summer breeze makes me feel fine Blowin' through the jazz man in my mind
Bleeding gums murphy
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Just been reading about the time Felix Magath tried to get a Fulham player to rub cheese on his leg to cure an injury 🤪🤣
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Yeah we're not winning the league cause Arsenal are getting maximum points from all their remaining games 🙄 bsky.app/profile/did:...
Arsenal bottle jobs
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Arse 0 West Ham 1 👀
jim bowen
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Halton Christmas Toy appeal @haltontoyappeal.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Any help for these homeless people for tomorrow much appreciated everyone needs somebody ❤️ 🙏 any help at all to buy second hand clothing and food be very grateful 🙏 paypal.me/haltontoyappeal we all walk different paths in life be kind to others x
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Share your favourite solo album by a Beatle
Cover of George Harrison - All things must pass
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Valentines Day isn't the time to experiment in the kitchen so a simple but tasty Venison stir fry and a warm homemade brownie with ice cream for pud 😋 Now time for a film and an early night. Have a boss one folks ❤️
Brownie and ice cream
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Wishing all my followers a Happy Valentines Day ❤️ If you're coupled, tell your partner you love them and more importantly SHOW THEM every day 🥰 If you're single, take it from me, your world can change overnight, just leave a door ajar xx
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happy valentine 's day to my # 1 crew with hearts
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Halton Christmas Toy appeal @haltontoyappeal.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Have a urgent request to help a family single mum and 2 boys aged 4 and 6 struggling for food at present mum has just came out of hospital after having major operation, needs help to feed her children at present whilst she is recovering please help if you can paypal.me/haltontoyappeal
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Forest not playing Wood, Elanga, CHO, Gibbs-White, Andeson, Murillo, Milenkovic et al must mean they're 'disrespecting the FA Cup' but apparently they're not 🙄
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Yahoo decided to randomly delete several folders worth of emails I'd been saving going back to 2021, some work related, some personal 🤬 Did a restore request and I have them back, can't tell exactly as they're all mixed into the 6000 emails that just appeared in my inbox 😩😭
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I used to play American football as a kid until we got banned from 'borrowing' the school field 🤣 If you're watching later, have fun 🏈
Picture of a superb owl
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Since Thomas Frank said Chelsea were the 'best team in the PL' they've taken 9 points from 24 and been knocked out of the FA Cup. Cheers Tommy la 👍
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Halton Christmas Toy appeal @haltontoyappeal.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
We have a family in need for a food parcel tonight can anyone help us supply one. 3 children and a mum 🙏please help if you can and share so we can provide a parcel tonight family really suffering hardship after mum struggled with her mental heath any help be grateful here please #followers #redsky
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Halton Christmas Toy appeal @haltontoyappeal.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Please share #followers #redsky #lfc #boost #mutualaid @aidan456.bsky.social @grahunt.bsky.social @block205.bsky.social @jeffbenales.bsky.social @fitzkop.bsky.social 👇👇👇
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Halton Christmas Toy appeal @haltontoyappeal.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Our very last request a young lady with a newborn needing help with anything baby related, nappies, baby milk, blankets baby is 6 weeks, if anyone can help ♥️ thank you all please share paypal.me/haltontoyappeal if we could raise £50 that would be great #followers #following #redsky #ynwa #lfc
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
It's definitely not a coincidence that Cody Gakpo's current form has coincided with me naming my cat Cody Catpo.
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I'm coming to the conclusion that Arsenal fans simply must be some sort of alien species. They have no eyes, they have no brain and they just spout conspiracy theories. It's utterly beautiful to see 🤣🤣🤣
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Cody Catpo geting ready for the match later #RedSky #LFC
Cat playing with ping pong ball
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Jeff Benales @jeffbenales.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Fair to say right hand side is the favourable draw
Champions league draw
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