Jeff Bell @jeffbell408.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I like the way that they tell you not to sign any legal documents that day, then they hand you more forms to sign. 0110
Jeff Bell @jeffbell408.bsky.social · 04/10/2026What’s the Latin for “Who Checks the Panty Checkers?” 010
Jeff Bell @jeffbell408.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Trump demanded panty checks, so he demanded jockey checks. 000
Jeff Bell @jeffbell408.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Maybe he’s riffing on King Crimson. Nothing he’s got he really needs 21st Century schizoid man 040
Jeff Bell @jeffbell408.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It’s time to create a Congressional Science Foundation and fund that instead. 010
Jeff Bell @jeffbell408.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Now that some time has passed RikI came out with Don’t Google Mommy. youtu.be/YsX2Cawul6o?...youtu.beDon't Google Mommy (A Comedy Song by Riki Lindhome)YouTube video by Riki Lindhome 080
Jeff Bell @jeffbell408.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The Peloton video for San Francisco followed directly behind a cable car. There s is a line that no experienced cyclist would follow as it is really close to getting your wheel trapped in the cable slot. 110
Jeff Bell @jeffbell408.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Does the policy require you to report any potential bribery that you find out about? 020
Jeff Bell @jeffbell408.bsky.social · 07/09/2026“Rumors can fly” is a line straight from the Aeneid 021
Jeff Bell @jeffbell408.bsky.social · 04/09/2026To certain extent all other later caricatures derive from this movie. 000
Jeff Bell @jeffbell408.bsky.social · 31/08/2026If Mark Carney announced that Canada was renaming Florida to Dingleberry would it start appearing as such on Canadian map downloads? Lake Ontario is 52% Canadian territory. Is the US claiming to have renamed all of it? 48% Of it? 210
Jeff Bell @jeffbell408.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Maybe it was named sarcastically. Like ”city chicken“, “Bronx cheer”, and “Rocky Mountain oysters”. 000
Jeff Bell @jeffbell408.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The number of justices is not in the Constitution. It is set by statute. We started with six at first. 210
Jeff Bell @jeffbell408.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Denmark could send a special envoy to Minnesota In retaliation for the Greenland annoyances. 010
Jeff Bell @jeffbell408.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Those heartbeat bills were not originally intended for members of congress. 030
Jeff Bell @jeffbell408.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The prostitution charge got converted into possessing criminal tools. There's a dick joke in there waiting to be discovered. 000
Jeff Bell @jeffbell408.bsky.social · 25/08/2026A camera that you bring is far better than a camera that was left behind. 0100
Jeff Bell @jeffbell408.bsky.social · 17/08/2026The Odysseus AI Chaucer crossover joke that we’ve been waiting for. 030
Jeff Bell @jeffbell408.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I want to see an airplane catering truck in next year’s 4th of July parade. 010
Jeff Bell @jeffbell408.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Spell check really pushes the apostrophe. At random it will decide that a word ending in S needs one. 010
Jeff Bell @jeffbell408.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I bet that the Sandalwood Soap Company was confused to receive a package with a letter telling them that their soap stinks as well as 24 drawn panels encouraging them to become a cartoonist. 090
Jeff Bell @jeffbell408.bsky.social · 07/08/2026A junk drawer will have twist-ties and twine. If it’s in the kitchen it will also have sauce packets. 020
Jeff Bell @jeffbell408.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Is there a range in the floating point representation where the numbers are all even? 130
Jeff Bell @jeffbell408.bsky.social · 03/08/2026It needs to be called what it is The Panty Checker Proposition. 030
Jeff Bell @jeffbell408.bsky.social · 02/08/2026(I went and read the 22nd Amendment and it’s not actually true, so don’t rely on it yourself) 001
Jeff Bell @jeffbell408.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Suppose that I wanted to hedge against my invitation to the SotU getting lost in the mail... 030
Jeff Bell @jeffbell408.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Someone tell him that he can run for a third term if he resigns now. 190
