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Jeff Vogt

@jeff-vogt.bsky.social
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Biophysics @ Johns Hopkins Principal @ Sound + Video Works Planter of Trees

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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 11h
You’ve got to dial in the horizontal hold, there’s a knob on the back of your phone
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Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
no wolfman no cry
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Every night and every morn Some to misery are born Every morn and every night Please select your ad experience
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Let’s sell them off a blanket in a subway station
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why would it matter if it is 2028? “In an election year” was always a transparently BS justification made up by Mitch McConnel to not seat a liberal justice
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Let’s go win that bread!
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“people with enough money for NFL ads all believe the general populace are drooling imbeciles” is an apt metaphor for this era in the US. We love to be reminded every 5 minutes or so
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He looks like uppercase sigma Σ
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
See also “Social Media”
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why do they call it madison square garden? it’s a round building
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
14 pairs… the final transitional molt! The penultimolt, if you please
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Please forward all royalties to “unknown 18th century Danish School painter”
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If this pig wants to go in a certain direction, nothing will stop it
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Discussion? Future directions?
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@secondmentions.com “the loamy byproduct”
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Many fond memories of those camps. Today’s kids will never understand; They just don’t reeducate em like that anymore.
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hey Harry, look at this! These red barrels are defective!
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This is how Jimothy works out
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Also, what if you figured out how the system works, took advantage of the system to ensure your own financial security, and the main lesson you took away from that experience is: the system is in dire need of reform?
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Wait does it mean you like someone if you *would* wipe your ass with them?
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
On Star Trek, I think they beam the poop out of their bodies
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
he said nor
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Laura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Truly, Neil Young could learn a thing or two from Nicki Minaj
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Imagine a business that tries to sell products/services that people like. Not trying to trap people in a subscription. Not trying to be acquired, do an IPO, or ‘growth’ for its own sake. Just getting paid decently to produce a cool thing. Is this a realistic business model in the US anymore?
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
free markets, i.e. free from monopolism and graft
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Spanky McFarland ass
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Their proposed solution is “get NASA to figure it out for us?” What innovators!
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Hear, hear
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Remember when Jennifer Rubin expected us to welcome her with open arms? Like, we called you Jenghazi?
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
All life is suffering, not just for humans. But we can work to make it better. We can use the emergence of reason that we stumbled into to rise above our instincts of greed and fear. If we are fortunate, we can improve what it means to be alive. Every little bit helps.
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Is the world becoming more smarter, or is the thinking power of my brain steadily eroding?
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
appropriate that this 💩comes from REfleCT orbitAL
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
So 10-15 years ago, users wouldn’t ditch proprietary tools because the learning curve was too steep (valid), but today, it’s because they stubbornly don’t want to learn (not valid)? How’s that different? When I design UIs, I have to meet clients where they are, or else they won’t pay me.
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
GLOGGING BLOTH!!
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Nexus often does UX for noobs in a way that FOSS fails to do. If it’s a “common phenomenon” for casual users to bitch about the learning curve for a piece of software, that’s a usability issue, not a PEBCAK issue
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
That fact isn’t fun?
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Fun fact: if an American football game were composed entirely of active gameplay (the ball actually in motion or players actively executing a play), it would last an average of 14 minutes
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If sports gambling companies are against them, I’m for them
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
— Hennig Brand
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Typical modern software lifecycle: Open source / freeware project … Venture capital … Now it’s hundreds of dollars!!
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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a Trade Alert graphic in the style of a sports social media account announcing the trade of two gorillas between the Pittsburgh and Boston zoos
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
jeff bozos
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Wouldn’t four strikes be for a knock knock knock knock joke
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
As an old person, I never would have guessed that 486 compatibility is still a thing.
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Not all that secret, it’s right there in the name
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Jeff Vogt @jeff-vogt.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Mushroom Kingdom
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