Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 2hdoes anyone even like my boobs around here anymore............................ 020
Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 2hwhy aren't you clapping? why aren't you applauding my saintly endeavor? you know what fuck you that was a cool thing I did you piece of shit *lunges* 010
Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 2hSEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND GRAPES,, 😻!!!!!! everybody looooove the grape ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 000
Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026i finally finished watching ultraseven it took me two years and I didn't have any sex at all until the ordeal was finished 000
Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I don't know much about bronies but I sure know how to peg a sister 030
Reposted by JeepersJeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 12/12/2025going to a dinner party on sesame Street and hitting on elmo's mom 011
Reposted by JeepersJeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 29/12/2025sometimes i see posts and feel a little criticized by them but then I remember that I looooooove stabbing random strangers with my sewing needles I love it I love it I love it so much it is soooooo fun and exciting and sweet and baby girl of me to stab random strangers with my collection of needles 021
Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 23/07/2026hey bitches I'm drunk ask me questions about mario #suezcanal 020
Reposted by JeepersJeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 17/02/2026is it gay for your friend to say "I'm completely in love with you" and then you say "yeah. I'm in love with you too" 051
Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 01/05/2026*bounces off of it, using the momentum to reach offscreen platforms with hidden items and powerups* 060
Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 01/05/2026not me forgetting to avoid such oxymorons as the term "cis people" when we all know those two words contradict each other 130
Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 01/05/2026cis people write poetry like "I wish there were more milk in the fridge, I'd drink it, and it would go into my boobs, waiting for the third baby I will never have" 050
Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 24/04/2026people always say jeepers when they look into my scaaarifyingg poosy 030
Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 24/04/2026babe, stop, I'm trying to watch uncle grandpa. seriously put your shirt back on 030
Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 23/04/2026my brain is a machine that turns unimagined sex moves into imagined sex moves 020
Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 21/04/2026sorry I wasn't around for a while guys I discovered this new hobby called "go fucking myself" 160
Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 18/02/2026if the elements of harmony from mlp were real I would be the element of being fucking ugly and stupid 020
Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 17/02/2026genuinely if you're not transgender then get the fuck out of my sight 230
Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 17/02/2026you can tell how unhealthy the local queer scene is by how many people listen to the fucking mountain goats 020
Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 17/02/2026is it gay for your friend to say "I'm completely in love with you" and then you say "yeah. I'm in love with you too" 051
Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 13/02/2026haha sorry guys I'm a little tipsy, I had a few swigs of Groklorr The Firesworn's legendary mead 000
Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 13/02/2026fun fact: did you know that every day I die and am then born again? 010
Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 13/02/2026No, we cannot meet up. I live in star wars and am incapable of visiting the real world 010
Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 13/02/2026"I fear that I may drain every one of the beautiful rivers in equestria with my thirst" (new catchphrase guys what do you think) 010
Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I'm not fucking joking this really happened!!!!! DO NOT FUCKING LAUGH AT ME!!!!!!!!!!! 010
Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I'm an ace contestant on the hit new reality show "Is The Bread Still Good" 000
Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 13/02/2026*kicks one of the batmobile's tires* this'll give YOU a kick in the pants, caped crusader! *sticks a piece of gum on the left tail light* oh, but don't dry those years yet, momma's bat- I'm FAR from done with you! *throws an empty plastic bottle at the windshield* 010
Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 01/02/2026dude I just saw that first star trek movie from 1979 and it is somehow even better than I thought it would be 150
Reposted by JeepersJoanna "Ms. Crow" Blackhart [They/Them] @joannablackhart.com · 16/01/2026I need all yall that dont speak spanish to learn a few words, real quick. pls RT "La Migra" - common slang for ICE "La Patrulla" - "The Patrol" "No digas nada" - "Say nothing." ¿Cómo te llamas? - "Whats your name?" "¿Quién quieres que llame?" - "Who do you want me to call?" Escondense - Hide 20924571
Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 14/01/2026perhaps dilbert (iconic mascot of the Dilberito™) will also die 020
Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Scott Adams, creator of the dilberito, has died at age 68 231
Reposted by JeepersGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 12/01/2026yeah, you should try it sometime 040921
Reposted by JeepersGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 12/01/2026your fave can help this account ratio the Democratic Party- please give generously 911215
Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 09/01/2026I wish all cis people a very you would be more useful as a living battery 020
Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 08/01/2026media.tenor.coma barbie doll covering her face with her hands in a toy story sceneALT: a barbie doll covering her face with her hands in a toy story scene 010
Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 07/01/2026not only do I post fucked up nonsense, but I also have FANTASTIC tits and am a boy 030
Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 07/01/2026I make posts like "Marge Simpson has 1000 springtrap pushes in her room" and everyone LOVES it, but then I get too excited and turn around and say something stupid like "I'M UNCLE SNURK!!!" and then it's back to the torture chamber again 020
Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 07/01/20265 years from now they'll retcon the Simpsons again and say Marge grew up watching markiplier 130
Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 03/01/2026I didn't go out for weeks and weeks because I was self conscious about my body then I went out last night and people were giving me fuck eyes the whole time and I was like "oh yeah I forgot" 020
