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Jedidiah Carlson

@jedidiahcarlson.com
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Population genetics, doom metal, anti-racism, metaresearch, & eye-rolling. He/Him. jedidiahcarlson.com

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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 27/07/2026
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 05/05/2026
Happy Cinco de Wheato to all who celebrate
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 23/04/2026
I'm not saying these incidents are connected, but I do think someone owes a groveling apology to @jasonaw.bsky.social and colleagues who were called "irresponsible" for reporting on credible intel about a potential UK Biobank data breach less than 2 years ago. www.theguardian.com/world/2024/o...
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 11/04/2026
Meanwhile, on LinkedIn....
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 09/04/2026
DANCE like no one is watching. LOVE like you've never been hurt. WRITE like you're a French anti-fascist academic in 1934 planting the seeds for a widespread resistance campaign over the next 10 years.
"The fascist peril has taken on a hypocritical, insidious, polymorphous form, more dangerous than immediate brutality. Fascist action develops by exploiting governmental failures. It finds accomplices among the agents of authority. Our task begins." (Paul Rivet, 1936 in Vigilance No. 2) https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comit%C3%A9_de_vigilance_des_intellectuels_antifascistes#/media/Fichier:Vigilance_n%C2%B02_-_bulletin_bi-mensuel_du_Comit%C3%A9_d'action_antifasciste_et_de_vigilance.jpg
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 08/04/2026
Made this for my Intro to Data Science class last fall and I'm pretty sure they work down the hall from your team
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 31/03/2026
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 29/03/2026
Absolute bangers every time they change it
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 26/03/2026
On one hand, this is basically just like any other Wright Fisher simulation. On the other, it's extremely weird to generate headshots of the offspring of imaginary people you forced to fuck in silico
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 12/03/2026
Can this be a solution?
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 12/03/2026
anti-Boasian backlash, you say?
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 12/03/2026
e.g., Jensen's response to Lewontin in 1970 is the same defensive tactic used over and over again for the last 50+ years:
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 12/03/2026
Unfathomably powerful energy emanating from this one
WAYLON BOURGEOIS
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 12/03/2026
www.iuoe701.com?zone=/uniona... this is a Pecos Tatum / Local 701 stan account now
Tatum said he’s equally happy to share 701’s mission.

“It’s a really cool attribute to them, everything that they do for the community,” he said. “Everything that they do for young people is a really, really cool aspect of the [union], and it means a lot that they took a liking to me and sponsored me.”
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 09/03/2026
the world when every time you purchase something you have to make eye contact with a (unionized) cashier and verbally confirm that you found everything OK and they ask you for your ID to buy a case of beer and you make a little joke about how you look like a vampire in your DL picture
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 05/03/2026
Why do they always look like this
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 28/02/2026
If you don't yet have a bottle squirreled away for The Day It Happens, the Last Bubbles app is running insane flash sales all day long lastbubbles.com?referral_cod...
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 08/02/2026
The radical leftists in Minneapolis are trying to flood every American city with thousands of these
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 07/02/2026
The Holy Trinity of bumper stickers
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 31/01/2026
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 30/01/2026
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 12/01/2026
According to the lectionary, we are going to win ❤️
He will not grow faint or be crushed
          until he has established justice in the earth;
          and the coastlands wait for his teaching.

5Thus says God, the LORD,
          who created the heavens and stretched them out,
          who spread out the earth and what comes from it,
     who gives breath to the people upon it
          and spirit to those who walk in it:
6   I am the LORD, I have called you in righteousness,
          I have taken you by the hand and kept you;
     I have given you as a covenant to the people,
          a light to the nations,
7        to open the eyes that are blind,
     to bring out the prisoners from the dungeon,
          from the prison those who sit in darkness.
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 11/12/2025
is this a bit? [it's not a bit] (CC: @retractionwatch.com)
subject line of an email from a predatory journal: "Call For Papers - Article Submission open for Original Article(s) if (1) plagiarism of the article is less than 15% including references. (2) The article is within the scope of the journal. (3) The article is original and result-oriented."
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 18/11/2025
55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TOTS 100 PIZZA 100 TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES 55 WINGS 55 SHAKES 55 PANCAKES 55 PASTAS 55 PASTAS AND 155 TATERS
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 17/11/2025
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 15/11/2025
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 15/11/2025
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 12/11/2025
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 12/11/2025
No one knows what the magnetosphere is
Aurora borealis over Minneapolis
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 08/11/2025
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 08/11/2025
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 06/11/2025
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 06/11/2025
me when I see the sign at a TSA checkpoint telling me I have the right to opt-out of the face scanner
illustration of an "impulsive man" from a phrenology textbook with the words "CAN'T SAY NO" etched across his parietal bone
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 06/11/2025
bro are you fucking kidding me
quote from the Economist article which says "[study authors] are now looking at whether AI facial analysis can give lenders useful clues about a person’s propensity to repay loans. For people without access to credit, that could be a blessing."
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 05/11/2025
The guy who tried to smear him with the hacked Columbia data in July 👇
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 01/11/2025
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 27/10/2025
If the hardcore band's bassist looks like this, you're gonna die in that pit
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 24/10/2025
Curiosity got the best of me so I signed up for a free trial of LinkedIn premium.........🥴
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 24/10/2025
Oh fuck lol
Screenshot of who recently viewed my profile on LinkedIn, including one who is a Military Officer at the FBI
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 07/08/2025
The ultimate grift is to pivot to doing single cell sperm screening. You could even start selling an annual subscription model, given the paternal age effect on mutation rates
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 31/07/2025
Pretty funny that they don't do this trick when trying to dunk on their main competitor lol
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 30/07/2025
which way, Western Man?
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 07/07/2025
[chef at a 3 star Michelin restaurant who served dogshit to its guests]: the fact that the guests experienced the flavor of dogshit in their mouths is all the evidence you need that this was a legit preparation of dogshit
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 05/03/2025
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 22/02/2025
New red-brown alliance just dropped
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 03/12/2024
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 03/12/2024
@altmetric.com will the sentiment analysis feature be available for Bluesky posts too? because I have some hypotheses I'd like to test.
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 02/12/2024
Post nog
A batch of homemade egg nog with the liquors used: Plantation Xaymaca Rum, Old Granddad Bonded Bourbon, Batavia Arrack, and Bas Armagnac Delord XO
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 20/11/2024
👑
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Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 20/11/2024
getting an error when I click the sign-up button:
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