Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 23/04/2026I'm not saying these incidents are connected, but I do think someone owes a groveling apology to @jasonaw.bsky.social and colleagues who were called "irresponsible" for reporting on credible intel about a potential UK Biobank data breach less than 2 years ago. www.theguardian.com/world/2024/o... 0145
Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 09/04/2026DANCE like no one is watching. LOVE like you've never been hurt. WRITE like you're a French anti-fascist academic in 1934 planting the seeds for a widespread resistance campaign over the next 10 years. 051
Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 08/04/2026Made this for my Intro to Data Science class last fall and I'm pretty sure they work down the hall from your team 040
Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 26/03/2026On one hand, this is basically just like any other Wright Fisher simulation. On the other, it's extremely weird to generate headshots of the offspring of imaginary people you forced to fuck in silico 380
Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 12/03/2026e.g., Jensen's response to Lewontin in 1970 is the same defensive tactic used over and over again for the last 50+ years: 260
Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 12/03/2026Unfathomably powerful energy emanating from this one 051
Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 12/03/2026www.iuoe701.com?zone=/uniona... this is a Pecos Tatum / Local 701 stan account now 000
Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 09/03/2026the world when every time you purchase something you have to make eye contact with a (unionized) cashier and verbally confirm that you found everything OK and they ask you for your ID to buy a case of beer and you make a little joke about how you look like a vampire in your DL picture 121
Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 28/02/2026If you don't yet have a bottle squirreled away for The Day It Happens, the Last Bubbles app is running insane flash sales all day long lastbubbles.com?referral_cod... 010
Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 08/02/2026The radical leftists in Minneapolis are trying to flood every American city with thousands of these 060
Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 12/01/2026According to the lectionary, we are going to win ❤️ 051
Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 11/12/2025is this a bit? [it's not a bit] (CC: @retractionwatch.com) 3121
Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 06/11/2025me when I see the sign at a TSA checkpoint telling me I have the right to opt-out of the face scanner 32048
Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 05/11/2025The guy who tried to smear him with the hacked Columbia data in July 👇 830014
Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 27/10/2025If the hardcore band's bassist looks like this, you're gonna die in that pit 3859
Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 24/10/2025Curiosity got the best of me so I signed up for a free trial of LinkedIn premium.........🥴 100
Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 07/08/2025The ultimate grift is to pivot to doing single cell sperm screening. You could even start selling an annual subscription model, given the paternal age effect on mutation rates 190
Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 31/07/2025Pretty funny that they don't do this trick when trying to dunk on their main competitor lol 020
Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 07/07/2025[chef at a 3 star Michelin restaurant who served dogshit to its guests]: the fact that the guests experienced the flavor of dogshit in their mouths is all the evidence you need that this was a legit preparation of dogshit 030
Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 03/12/2024@altmetric.com will the sentiment analysis feature be available for Bluesky posts too? because I have some hypotheses I'd like to test. 160
Jedidiah Carlson @jedidiahcarlson.com · 20/11/2024getting an error when I click the sign-up button: 200