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@jecker.bsky.social
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Carl and Donut, book 6. #DCC
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jesus. I get the weirdest fucking ads.
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Digger was really good all the haters are crazy
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Last of the rhubarb!
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Crisis averted. Turns out I put the plan in my stash rather than reading it. 🤣
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Least friendly Starbucks employee: “Hello” “What are you getting” “What else” “Ok”
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trying to watch Eyes Wide Shut for the first time in a bajillion years and I cannot with this piano score. It’s terrible and annoying. Tom’s hair looks good tho.
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I got the antler chandelier plan! Buuuuut it’s not in my build menu 🥲 #fallout76
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You can pay $29 out of pocket to get your mammogram images screened by Transpara AI. 1) No. 2) I find it hard to believe the radiologist aren’t already using something like this, even if you don’t consent & pay.
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I somehow managed to accidentally save this photo from a Facebook post today. No idea how that happened but I am intrigued.
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What are these baloney rewards in daily ops in #fallout76 how am I ever going to get the antler chandelier 🥲
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We fired someone I already knew was getting fired so this was unnecessarily secretive.
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Boss (secretly): “something’s happening in an hour, but I can’t tell you right now”. 😳
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
EVERYONE THEY HAVE EGG NOG AT COSTCO
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
👌
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Someone posted on a local freecycle group asking for something which I have and offered and they said “yes please” but then said nothing else to me and i guess they’re expecting me to do all the leg work of reaching out and arranging getting it to them. Absolutely not. Back into the donate pile.
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I never played The Ocarina of Time and I want to play the remaster when it comes out but I cannot play games that don’t give me the option to invert my controls. I hope this is an option.
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Adorable!
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I want this but I cannot think of an actual use for it (in my house)
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Jimothy impulse buy.
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Also there are always tire sounds! Like who is peeling out and skidding to a stop all the time? No one.
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When there’s a bunch of traffic stopped in movies and shows they always depict people honking a bunch. Do people actually do this? I have never been held up in traffic where people honk.
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Where’s the grim reaper claw machine meme I have not seen this the last two days as expected
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Chewy what’s happening here 👀
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Costco has the Lego pothos for $15 off! $60 for this set feels high given the number of pieces but maybe it’s those leaf pieces making it so much.
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I have access to a coworker’s email because he was out on leave for a while. A guy in his 50’s, kind of dim, incredibly hairy, his voice is always phlegmy. Looking for something in Outlook today & see he’s either cheating on his wife or being catfished by someone named Emily. Probably the latter.
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My Canadian coworker lost his wallet the other day at our US office which meant he couldn’t get home until he found it. Hours later, after checking the cameras, he found it in a garbage can in the warehouse. His name is now Trash Can.
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hello Kitty x Godzilla nudges out Hello Kitty x TMNT as my favorite Happy Meal toy.
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Wife gone for work, day 2. Making less good dinner choices. I did clean the kitchen, vacuum, and change the bedding though so that’s something.
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yes! That’s what I had actually, the trout.
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Exciting things I am doing while my wife is on a work trip: - organzing under the bathroom sink. - using my electric lint remover to take the pilling off a sweater. - eating tomatoes from the garden with tinned fish for dinner.
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I knew by her hairdo but I held out hope.
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Made it until August 2026.
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
She’s straight.
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A guy at work’s wife died unexpectedly while she was out of town on a trip without him and he’s back in the office this week and now there’s a card going around for him and WHAT DO YOU EVEN SAY TO SOMEONE IN THIS SCENARIO
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My new coworker (woman) has, on the back of her phone, a sticker that is a chain of rainbow colored carabiners, which is the most lesbian thing ever. I will investigate this further tomorrow.
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
In Splatoon Raiders why do the enemies sometimes just… disappear? 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
IT’S HAPPENING
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Bird (Meeting) of the Day: House Finch
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
My life flashed before my eyes #splatoon
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Playing RV There Yet and fuuuuuu we might be soft locked. In that fricken cave cavern and the RV is almost destroyed at the last checkpoint. Baloney!
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The other day my coworker explained to me a snack he made that was so delicious and he was so excited about it and it was… cinnamon toast. I had to break it to him that he did not invent this but because it was such a universal experience I too had eaten it and agreed it was very good.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're "on the D" and see Picard in red uniform sitting on the bridge in his captain's chair. Looks like he's stewing about something. (Pun intended) Closed caption reads, "("Stars and Stripes Forever" plays loudly)"
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Dog got stuck behind the AC. She couldn’t figure out how to reverse.
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Bird of the Day: Squirrel
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
My dog just heard Mambo No. 5 for the first time. I think she liked it.
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Bwaaaaaaa 🥲
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
There was a time I was interested in all that and that time has passed.
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
PC bros are so salty about the Steam Machine. I don’t want to build a PC to save $150, I don’t want to fuss I just simply don’t want to deal with any of that. I want to buy a cute little box & plug it in to my TV & play cute little games with my wife that aren’t yet available on my console.
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Jecker @jecker.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I have a zucchini situation.
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