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Jeaperz Cripes

@jeaperz.bsky.social
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Text at bottom of screen says he’s “leading…” Doesn’t look like it.
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Domestic enemy of the Constitution
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Brilliant. Probably have better grammar
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Life goals
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dafuq?
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Meritocracy my ass
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Political theater v. the rule of law and evidence
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Which ones?
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Definitely the worst year since last year…and that sucked.
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
How far they have fallen from starting out as literally a bookstore.
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Beforehand…they will depart “willingly” to do crap like spend time with their family. Make it look like they had agency.
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Harassing women is literally how this dickhead began his career.
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Most accurate description yet.
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A fool and his money…
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Had they climbed the outside of the walls, wouldn’t have been arrested.
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Surely wasn’t AI that wrote it, but a skilled human.
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Robert Downey Jr. as Sherlock Holmes: Firm Grasp of the Obvious
Alt: Robert Downey Jr. as Sherlock Holmes: Firm Grasp of the Obvious
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Non profit…
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Any footage of that? Doubtful it happened at all at this point. Anything that claims “we hit all the targets…trust us” is suspicious.
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
If those two were in a TV show, it would be called “The X government employee files.”
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Don’t even have to say what you are talking about. I agree. Shut up and get on with it.
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Spartans lost. Sparta is now a gas station in the middle of nowhere. Athens is…Athens. Wrong flex, bro. Maybe you are a bot and not Greek?
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
On brand, actually
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
True
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Pray to the Goddesses every day it will be soon.
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Wonder if the Black security folks would have appreciated a similar separation from others. I know they probably received instructions, but the instructions are the issue, not the employees. Pat down based upon appearance only. May not be FIFA giving the instructions, but still unacceptable.
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
He’s supporting the descendants of fascists and nazis…
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Proof the world would be fine without us.
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Fukinlosin
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Alexis Michelle: On Brand
Alt: Alexis Michelle: On Brand
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Pulitzer Prize photo
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Local festivals named after fruits and vegetables have more attendees.
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The hippie sax player who can’t move in synch always got me.
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I suppose if you tell the other team to leave a gap wide open during a free kick and not try to stop it, then yeah, I guess.
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I’m not even a New Yorker and I want that shirt.
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The only people AI has shown to be replaceable are business executives. What. Absolute. Morons.
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Step 1. Create a crisis; Step 2. Offer a solution…for a price of course; Step 3. The movie Tank Girl where the evil corporation was “Water and Power.”
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Just the dumbest people
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Lame
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Brilliant
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Air superiority.
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Texas Horns Down Gesture
Alt: Texas sucks
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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That’s What I’m Fighting For Smoker
Alt: That’s What I’m Fighting For
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Not a public place anymore, even though paid for with our taxes? No?
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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John Cena Says No Just No
Alt: John Cena Says No Just No
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
They wouldn’t.
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Underrated joke
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
It was glorious!
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Good Job Well Done Trophy Sparkles
Alt: Good Job Well Done Trophy Sparkles
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Jeaperz Cripes @jeaperz.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Says it all.
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