Alright, let’s talk about what these shiny new sanctions against Russia actually mean, and why Russians lining up to “vote” is just another episode of the world’s worst reality show. Spoiler:…

Alright, let’s talk about Alice Weidel, the AfD’s own discount Marine Le Pen, but with less charisma and more spreadsheet energy. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when you cross a LinkedIn…

So, is Trump really about to “punish” Putin with this Lindsey Graham law, or is this just another episode of “America threatens Russia, Russia threatens the planet, nothing changes except the number…

Alright, let’s talk about the latest episode of “Second Army of the World: Now With More Running.” The occupiers are backpedaling in Luhansk, Ukraine’s drones are turning Russian airbases into…

Alright, let’s talk about the “broken future” everyone’s pretending not to see: why the world, and Ukraine especially, just stopped having kids. No, it’s not just because everyone’s too busy…

Let’s get one thing straight: Putin doesn’t give a damn about Donbas. Never did, never will. The whole “protecting Donbas” routine is just the world’s laziest fig leaf, and even the fig leaf is…

Alright, let’s talk about Ben Hodges and this whole “Russia’s size is a vulnerability now” thing, because if you’ve been mainlining Kremlin cope like I have, you know this is the kind of take that…

Flamingo missile just turned a russian chemical plant into a modern art installation, and I gotta say, the only thing more unstable than that building was the vatniks on Telegram trying to explain…

Loyalty in Ukraine is like a game of musical chairs, except the music is gunfire and the chairs are on fire. Enter Ruslan Kravchenko, the guy who speedran the job of Prosecutor General so fast you’d…