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Jeanna

@jeannakelley.com
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NO DEAL: That 1950s shit they want from me. Undercover Hulk. Columnist, editor and big sister at The Falcoholic. NFL at SB Nation. Usually mad online. Founding member, CBFC

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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 05/10/2026
Hello from enemy territory
View from the press box at Caesars Superdome before Falcons v. Saints on MNF
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 04/10/2026
I’m definitely in New Orleans
Photo of the bar at Lucy’s in NO featuring “Falcons suck” written on a $100 bill
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 04/10/2026
Thank you for having me! It was an honor, and many many thanks to you and Katherine and everyone involved with #TailgateTogether for the incredible work you're doing to serve the community! To support #TailgateTogether, check Allen's pinned post for donation details and their Amazon Wish List!
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 03/09/2026
Did I write about the new DWTS cast to have an excuse to celebrate Ciara Miller? Probably www.sbnation.com/everything-i...
Ciara Miller: Nurse, model, reality star, and all-around delight
How is the star of Bravo’s Summer House and the co-host of Love Island Aftersun “sports-adjacent”? Because Ciara’s ex, West Wilson, who is now dating her former friend Amanda Batula, works in sports media, and because disapproving of Wilson and Batula’s weird relationship and all the weird things the two of them have posted about it has become a sport in and of itself.
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 31/07/2026
I am terribly sorry to share that Jeff Ulbrich's wife, Cristina, has passed away. Statement from Falcons owner Arthur Blank:
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 31/07/2026
I am terribly sorry to share that Jeff Ulbrich's wife, Cristina, has passed away. Statement from Falcons owner Arthur Blank:
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 20/04/2026
I officially have a least favorite former Falcon
Former NFL kicker Jay Feely tweets: Proud to have the endorsement of President Trump. In Congress I will fight alongside him for Arizona's families: lowering costs, ensuring our communities are safe, and keeping boys out of girls sports. The post features a photo of Trump giving a somewhat sideways thumbs up and Feely doing a thumbs up like a person who has full control of their arms and hands typically does.
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 11/04/2026
Come play Live In-5 Braves trivia with us in the Battery!
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 10/04/2026
Red koozie with the Battery Power logo (SB Nation’s Atlanta Braves site) Red koozie that says “An Atlanta Braves Community, Battery Power)
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 08/04/2026
Greg Olsen, I owe you an apology, I was not familiar with your game
Former Panthers TE and current NFL analyst Greg Olsen tweets: 
Trust me, I'd love to just use this app to talk about sobriety, sports and health. 

But that's not reality. What's going on in our country isn't something to be silent about. 

If you support Donald Trump you might as well unfollow me cause you're not gonna like it over here
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 26/02/2026
I'm not satisfied with third place but it is still truly an honor just to be nominated
a tweet from one of the dumbest men alive, Clay Travis, that says "most insane far left wing sports media outlets in the country, ranked: 1. USA Today Sports, 2. The Athletic, 3. SB Nation, 4. Awful Announcing, 5. ESPN All of them are ostensibly sports outlets that employ many people who hate sports and the country." The poor punctuation is his, not mine
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 20/02/2026
Fair enough! Baxter’s on the right, Bella is the Frenchie. They’re very spoiled lol
Black brindle Frenchie named Bella and white chihuahua Jack Russell mix named Baxter
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 09/02/2026
What a moment
Still shot of the Super Bowl 60 halftime show with Bad Bunny, with smoke from fireworks. The Jumbotron reads “the only thing more powerful than hate is love.”
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 07/02/2026
Post Malone is officially covering most of the beer tab for the fans at this show and he just brought out T Pain, a man of the people imho
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 03/02/2026
honestly this is better work than that Ronaldo bust
49ers linebacker Fred Warner on Radio Row sitting next to a bust of his head made entirely out of Tillamook mild cheddar cheese
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 21/01/2026
You know Barry Loudermilk hates to see my name pop up in his email inbox. Anyway, email your rep and senators and tell them not to fund these assholes. If they're likely to fund these assholes, make them hate to see your name pop up in their email inbox too.
So you need to decide, Barry, which side of history you'd like your legacy to exist on. Do you want to be remembered as someone who loves his country and who was willing to do hard things to protect its constitution and people? Do you want to be remembered as a man who was honest and faithfully lived up to his oath of office? Or do you want to be remembered as a sniveling little sycophant who was just soooooo scared that his Dear Leader might tweet something mean about him that he was willing to sell his soul and gaslight his constituents whole enabling Nazi behavior?
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 19/01/2026
A beautifully drawn bird with the caption “I am sad from sports” from @effinbirds
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 14/01/2026
Petition to rename the liquor store Chomolungma! 😂
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 09/01/2026
The field at Mercedes-Benz stadium in Atlanta Georgia before the 2026 Chik-Fil-a Peach Bowl
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 01/01/2026
Joe Biden with his hand to his forehead looking tired and frustrated with the caption “fuckin…legalize weed or something”
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 30/12/2025
the most important Falcons game notes from last night's win over the Rams:
- The Falcons are now 16-3 while wearing the team's throwback uniforms dating back to 2009
- Atlanta is 4-1 in primetime contests this season, tying the franchise record for primetime wins in a season (2012, 2017)
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 25/12/2025
Poster and her husband Chris absolutely cheesing with ridiculous grins outside the new Epic park at Universal Orlando
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 25/12/2025
Last December and early January my dad was dying and every day was one of the worst days of my life and I am delighted to inform you we’re making much better memories this holiday season. Merry Christmas friends
I’m standing at universal city walk Orlando with palm trees and bars/shops behind me, snowflake decorations projected on the ground while fake snow falls
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 14/12/2025
time is a flat circle
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 01/12/2025
Monday mood
A black brindle Frenchie named Bella with a white patch on her chest lounges in her parents’ bed looking like she has zero plans to engage with the world today
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 28/11/2025
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 28/11/2025
Photograph of the field at Mercedes Benz stadium before UGA-Tech 2025
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 27/11/2025
My Bella has an attitude and farts a lot but she would definitely be an improvement
A black brindle French bulldog named Bella with a white patch on her chest looking regal
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 14/11/2025
The Falcons’ Friday injury report and game designations for this week:
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 09/11/2025
Things I’ve learned visiting Minneapolis: - Minnesota Nice is a very real thing, and Minneapolis is such a cool city - the tailgating scene at US Bank is super fun, and Vikings fans are so welcoming - it’s cold!!! But as a Midwestern native I was ready lol
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 03/11/2025
Via @saivion.bsky.social:
Tweet screenshot from Saivion Mixson that reads: In games where teams: Force six sacks, force two takeaways, throw three passing TDs, and commit zero turnovers, teams have been 44-0 since 1964. Screenshot references the Falcons managing to lose against the Saints in Week 9 despite all of those stats.
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 02/11/2025
From my husband’s best friend this morning 😂
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 30/10/2025
This limited list, woof:
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 20/10/2025
Jake Matthews will start for the Falcons tonight.
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 17/10/2025
They’re playing this over and over at top volume and it’s shaking my entire table in the media room lol
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 06/10/2025
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 26/09/2025
Falcons final injury report/game report
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 13/09/2025
Ramblin’ Wreckin’ it today with @streetlightlily.bsky.social, who already ran some Clemson bros out of the seats in front of us before kickoff lol
Bobby Dodd Stadium at Georgia Tech Jeanna and Emily in the stands at Georgia Tech
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 08/09/2025
no thank you
Screenshot of an email subject that reads: NFL dildo odds for next color, game, etc.
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 19/08/2025
“The Nazis are nicer than y’all” is just not a take I was prepared to process today
Taylor Lorenz
@TaylorLorenz

Nazis are fascists but ironically IRL can be very welcoming & accommodating, hence they are able to effectively radicalize ppl. They show more empathy IRL in spaces they're recruiting in than these DSA ppl ever have. It's abhorrent, and another reason the "left" has zero power.

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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 13/08/2025
Nice
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 05/08/2025
Baxter’s in Ohio with me while I’m taking care of my mom post-knee replacement and I am being a helicopter dog mom stalking Bella on the boarding facility’s webcams because my husband had to go to Tampa for work for a couple of days
White chihuahua/Jack Russell mix in a blue/gold/white striped harness lying on a truly ugly orange patterned bedspread snuggling his lamb toyScreenshot from a boarding facility webcam feed of a black brindle French bulldog named Bella sunning herself on some dog agility equipment.
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 27/07/2025
Well hello beautiful
Large hibiscus bloom, pale pink deepening to dark pink at the center with a pale yellow stamen surrounded by greenery
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 25/07/2025
Let's just take a moment and see what search terms are trending around the New Orleans Saints and oh my what do we have here
A screenshot of Google Search featuring the search term 'new orleans saints' and two related/rising breakout topics: NFL Preseason, and the point of this post, Turnover - Gridiron football.
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 27/06/2025
Love island aficionado Baxter B. Kelley
A white Jack Russell-chihuahua mix named Baxter is absolutely dialed in to the challenge during the 6/26/25 episode of Love Island USA
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 14/06/2025
It’s a beautiful day here in Woodstock, GA to fight fascism
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 02/06/2025
It’s been a perfect day in San Diego
A series of Photo Booth photos of OP and her husband Chris with a giant Panda from the San Diego Zoo in the center panelA photo of a swimming pool with blue tile around the edge and string lights criss crossing above at night with clouds and trees in the background A photo of five palm trees from an underneath perspective with the San Diego night sky and some clouds above A photo of palm trees against the San Diego night sky with clouds covering a crescent moon in the background
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 31/05/2025
Tfw you go to your niece’s graduation in San Diego and it is one billion degrees
Jeanna Kelley in a blue dress and sunglasses looking absolutely shambolic after being in direct sunlight and 90 degree heat for hours for her niece’s high school graduation in San Diego
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 21/05/2025
I mean
Good day for revenge
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 20/05/2025
I'm awaiting a response from Jon Ossoff on why he voted in favor of the shitass Genius Act. If your Senator is a democrat and voted yes on this bill, which seems to primarily set Trump up to further enrich himself, you might want to ask them the same question
The Senate Democrats who voted in favor of moving ahead were Sens. Angela Alsobrooks (Md.), Lisa Blunt Rochester (Del.), Cory Booker (NJ), Catherine Cortez Masto (Nev.), John Fetterman (Pa.), Ruben Gallego (Ariz.), Kirsten Gillibrand (NY), Maggie Hassan (NH), Martin Heinrich (NM), Ben Ray Luján (NM), Jon Ossoff (Ga.), Alex Padilla (Calif.), Jacky Rosen (Nev.), Adam Schiff (Calif.), Elissa Slotkin (Mich.) and Mark Warner (Va.)
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