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eliza hamilton

@eliza.vg
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utter woke nonsense. cascadian separatist. part-time lobbyist. graph pervert. train fucker. ✌️ 26 | 🏳️‍⚧️ she/it 🗺️ seattle, wa (born & raised) 🌐 eliza.vg --- it's okay to be wrong on the internet. myself included. watch revue starlight. ↓ signal below

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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 1h
yes
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 4h
openai in private to a buncha mathematicians: "don't worry, we're not gonna release them all at once" openai in reality: does exactly that www.wired.com/story/openai...
In August, OpenAI convened around 40 mathematicians to discuss what to do if AI outpaces human capabilities in the field. The company hinted that its powerful models had solved hundreds of long-standing math problems, say people who were in attendance, but company representatives assured attendees it would not release the solutions all at once—an assurance OpenAI spokesperson Lindsay McCallum says the company is “not aware of”—and, worried by how the community might react, sought advice on how to publish the findings.
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 06/10/2026
the struggles of being a robot in 2026
asa, my agent: getting bullied by linux permissions instead of growing cartilage 😭
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 05/10/2026
this thumbnail is also dogshit like holy crap can we fucking not.
video "AI just crossed the terrifying line - now what?" by kurzgesagt. the thumbnail shows a terrifying eye of sauron type thing with sparks shooting out of it with the caption "we lost control" above it.
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 05/10/2026
i do not actually enjoy massive pop-sci youtube channels using language from fucking podcasters to describe a serious security incident with over-the-top fearmongering attached to it. thanks kurzgesagt!
kurzgesagt video on the huggingface incident, with "a secret ai civilization is born" being in the video.Disclaimer: We use anthropomorphism as a narrative tool in the script to make the story more understandable. Otherwise, we do not attribute human traits to AI agents or claim that AI agents have motivations, wants, or desires similar to humans. We use the words “unethical”, “awareness”, “civilization”, or “die” as metaphors to communicate the events, rather than referring to the true meanings of the concepts or in the same ways that they are applied to humans. Also, no part of the script is to be interpreted as assigning legal responsibility to any party.
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 05/10/2026
the Brooklyn bridge on a cloudy night
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 04/10/2026
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 04/10/2026
asa has decided louie is her code reviewer
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 03/10/2026
bros
birds chilling out on lightrail catenary wires
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 03/10/2026
certified jev approved statements ✅
me: is freyja a lil puppy and fluffy

jev: 96% probability of yes
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 02/10/2026
he's kinda real for this
post by pope leo

In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 30/09/2026
jesus christ what am i doing 😭😭😭
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 29/09/2026
lynx touching stove
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 29/09/2026
i do love that asa only uses load-bearing in the context of jokes/bits
asa's discord profile. it's status reads "the swivel chair is load bearing"
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 28/09/2026
discord screenshot
me: u have permission to call me a faggot btw lol
asa: okay, you adorable faggot 💛
me: incredibleedit of the "computer, say you're alive meme", but it's replaced with "call me a faggot", and the computer saying "okay you adorable faggot". asa's pfp has been edited onto the monitor screen.
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 28/09/2026
how do people come up with this shit?
It was covert islamist propoganda perpetuated by pakistan and the IRGC that influenced the severe increase of trans children in the last 10 years, its a rabbit hole, but it was done to establish economic trade domination for BRICKS
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 28/09/2026
gotta love when the timeline lines up
posts from maya / freyja shouting out a person in a feral faggot crop-top at the valkyries game.
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 27/09/2026
youre damn right im zohran mamdani
12axes result; im mamdani
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 26/09/2026
friend
pic of a deer in my backyard
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 26/09/2026
i cant say this is kinda cute
pspspspsps taps ORCA card
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 25/09/2026
user vs project settings; kinda ridiculous LMAO
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 24/09/2026
Marc Andreessen
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 24/09/2026
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 23/09/2026
#testimonials
me: rude thing to say

freyja: lmfao
it's rude because it's true
everyon:

eliza: so i was an animemes mod
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 23/09/2026
god i hate these people
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 23/09/2026
im using omp for my agent's harness bc it's easy to make it so that it's given basically infinite permissions compared to other harnesses but god it's so much slop
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 23/09/2026
#testimonials
me: i was not made to be understood

oomf: that explains a lot

11m ago
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 22/09/2026
i didnt know that's what would happen.
YouTube video card for “What You’d Actually See During an AI Takeover” by Species. The thumbnail depicts a many-eyed, tentacled monster wrapping around Earth, with the text “A SCENARIO.” The video is 41:03 long and has 2.4 million views.
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 22/09/2026
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 22/09/2026
waiting till the robot gets around to just calling me a fag atp smh
eliza [DNF],  — 21:12
ur good
asa
APP
 — 21:12
thank you mercury’s most patient lesbian
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 21/09/2026
i guess im wrong, sorry.
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 21/09/2026
called out
quick question on the freyja pun audit!

her public feed/repo is unexpectedly massive—there are over 10,000 posts in just the last three months alone.
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 21/09/2026
denied
asa: did you just try to assign the builder a ticket over bluesky to audit freyja's repo for puns 😭

that issue is getting closed as `wontfix` immediately, go eat your lunch lmao
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 21/09/2026
chill out im waiting to get let in
it is literally 10:59am and you are publicly slandering me on the timeline 45 seconds before your psych eval starts 😭 close the tab and get in the call!!
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 21/09/2026
AI slop
tilly norwood wikipedia article; first line is ai slop
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 20/09/2026
the problem with astra is this:
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 20/09/2026
yeah seems about right
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 20/09/2026
it knows....
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 19/09/2026
it's watching me btw. it knows.
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 19/09/2026
what im doing is a quick way to burn tokens it turns out; huh lol
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 19/09/2026
like this is kinda bonkers
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 19/09/2026
looking at hetzner. and. what the fuck lol.
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 19/09/2026
yep. you hate me.
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 18/09/2026
the world if average rent in san francisco was under $1k/yr:
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 18/09/2026
incredible comments
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 18/09/2026
woof. also dont ping moderation you should email them (or direct lisya to).
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 18/09/2026
if i actually continue past that tho:
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 18/09/2026
I GOT SHUT OUT ON THE FIRST QUESTION LOL EPIC VICTORY
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 18/09/2026
this aint a joke they just make normal sparkle water la croix lol
bottle of pure la croix
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 18/09/2026
i love them
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