Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I don‘t understand what people think they will achieve by arguing when the other side is submitting on papers. Maybe they’re afraid the client won’t pay them if they don’t actually argue? 010 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The one true thing he said there was “I don’t really know what that word means.” 000 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I can absolutely understand the temptation, but there are some temptations you just have to resist. 010 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I don’t mind when both counsel agree in advance to submit on the papers and tell the clerk. But it drives me nuts when my opponent just doesn’t show up. It’s just rude. 010 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 I wouldn’t have voted for Sliwa (and couldn’t anyway because I don’t live in the city anymore). But he’s starting to grow on me. Yeah, he’s a nut but he’s a genuine NYC nut who seems to actually care about the city. 000 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sherman would likely incinerate him with the sheer power of his glare. 010 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I blame whoever told Kirk Ferentz that the forward pass was a legal play. 010 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I wish I *had* hallucinated that sentence. 020 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I just hope this guy doesn’t hear about that sign. 000 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Lived in a triple in my frat house. Roommate J talked in his sleep, which roommate M and I found out when J sat upright and yelled “Oh God the house is on fire!” M and I were out the door, down the stairs and on the front lawn before realizing there was in fact no fire. 060 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Two friends write a report for history class. 2130 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I have a feeling we’ll find out before long. Someone will certainly try to use their spy goggles to record a motion hearing. (I mean, it won’t be me but someone will give it a whirl). 020 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I have no objection to this policy but I wonder if it applies to attorneys with a secure pass. 210 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026He has a glow you cannot see! His heart is as big as the moon, and as warm as bath water! 010 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 18/08/2026My mind goes directly to “old-timey golf balls” which probably means I’ve read too much PG Wodehouse. 291 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Worst/ best simultaneously would be James Joyce. Because you’d be talking to James Joyce! And you wouldn’t understand a thing he said. 000 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 07/08/2026At least three allen wrenches, none of them in a useful size. 010 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 05/08/2026So long as olives and/or limes are allowed count me in. 010 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Sounds like the Monster Raving Looney Party is due for a comeback . 010 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 29/06/2026💯 agree. If you need a knife and fork to eat it it is not a burger. It may be tasty, it’s just not a burger. 000 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I think that's true if the attorney is using a private LLM but if they're using a public LLM the privilege is waived. (If I recall correct that's what the recent SDNY decision said). 100 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I firmly believe that the most important trait about real men is that they don’t worry about whether or not other people think they’re manly enough. 020 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Without the fine print. The fine print in question being set forth on a bar admission certificate. 081 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I’ve got to go with keep away from other animals 000 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Listen, there are rules about these sorts of things that must be followed. No self respecting pirate goes around in a kayak. Obviously she should have been using a rowboat. 000 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Strange things are afoot at the Circle K. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DsF...youtube.comStrange things are afoot at the Circle KYouTube video by phoomd 040 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 17/03/2026I would spontaneously combust from sheer mortification. 010 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 17/03/2026I do wish a judge would do this just once. “I cannot join this footnote. We might be bound be Iqbal but darn it I miss notice pleading.” 000 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 17/03/2026I would have thought “the product we acquired is doing so well that we’ll owe the developers a payout” is the opposite of a problem. Or at least, a first class kind of problem. 000 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 04/03/2026As many have said, he is the foremost fool pitier of his generation. 000 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Good God almighty! And in this case, quite literally. 000 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 20/02/2026I would be so embarrassed to write that I had a whole-ass law degree and somehow couldn’t figure out how to work CM/ECF. 090 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Ditto. I have never once been asked for ID to board a train - whether Amtrak or local transit. I have been asked to show my ticket before boarding an Acela but that’s it. 000 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 04/02/2026If I were on her jury, I’d vote for acquittal. Necessity defense, maybe, how else was she supposed to make her trip to Target bearable? 000 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Or read I, Claudius. Just little hands instead of little boots. 010 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Prodigal Son only works if you don’t think too much about what the show is actually about 000 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 17/01/2026I cannot stand the word “obligated.” Obliged is a perfectly good word that did not need an extra syllable. (Why this annoys me so much is a very good question to which I have no good answer). 010 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 17/01/2026I’m going to trademark my name and charge opposing counsel $10k per use of my name! 150 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 10/01/2026All this season, they've made their opponents look like high school JV teams. It is unreal. 020 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Not sure how to work Nancy Drew into that though. 110 0
Charles Jeanfreau @jeanfreauc.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Harriet Vane and Miss Marple are trying to recover the Falcon for the British Museum and hire Sam Spade to shadow the mysterious Joel Cairo. 100 0
