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JD Vance's Couch

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Stopping the destruction of democracy by the man who destroyed me.

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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
He's been on the couch this whole time....
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
A building... possibly with a couch
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Jennings is brought on because they are transforming CNN to Fox News light.
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Doesn't matter. They act as if everyone will surrender. We can't also be sure either way
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
That's true
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Yes
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
It is for a good reason. To distract from the Epstein files
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Israel controls the US.
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Every crazy leader is a boomer holding on to power
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Can CNN verify if it is a drug boat?
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I'm sure Congress is drafting a strongly worded letter.
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Great. Does that mean Coleman is finished?
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Time for a lawsuit that makes Mark sell his yacht
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Why do you still allow Scott Jennings and Kevin O'Leary to get air time?
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
This is what happens when you elect a white supremcist and have a neo Nazi secretary of defense
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
No...he was with me
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I can confirm that this is accurate
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Does that mean Andrew will now sleep on a couch?
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
No one who advocates for that should hold the title Dr. I suggest we now call him Oz the Terrible
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
He is a drug
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
If you had to be locked up in a home for a weekend... this would be a good one to be in
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
My cushions don't look that bad.
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Maybe don't support Trump if you care about your family
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
This post is too much for me ...
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Didn't you read that lead helps speed the electrical signals in the prefrontal cortex...
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Get lost you moron
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Puffy men and puffy couches have their secrets
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Just win
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
You can see the fear in his eyes. Definitely not trained.
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Washed up baseball player
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
The start would have been the revocation of the Fairness Doctrine en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairnes...
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Fairness doctrine - Wikipedia
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
The start would have been the revocation of the Fairness Doctrine en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairnes...
en.m.wikipedia.org
Fairness doctrine - Wikipedia
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Any man who defiles an innocent couch is unfit to be president
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
He confirmed RFK. So if they are dumbasses, so is he
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
To be fair, it's tough to fool all of the people all of the time...
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Walt Disney was a supporter of Hitler
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Where do they even get the idea that Trump would be better than Harris for Palestinians?
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Ok, you signed their death sentence
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I guess they did not pull themselves up with their bootstraps
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Lorne Michaels doesn't care. He'll let the writers write
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
For now they can post there....but soon Zuk and CCP will put the clamps down
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Congratulations...now you have Trump is going to build a hotel in Gaza
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Sarcasm
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I think it was meant to be sarcastic. To counter their claim of 3 million
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
This on the day Kash couldn't remember who Dylan was
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
November next year is too late.
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
How does it feel to have such a low IQ and such a high sense of confidence that you can post this?
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Dude doesn't know when to stop
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Sesame Street ready for action
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
This couch is available for Jimmy Kimmel to launch his own show on his own network. #jimmykimmel
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