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JD Rhoades

@jdrhoades.bsky.social
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Author, Assistant Public Defender, Award-winning columnist. Author of the Cade & Clayborne historical thrillers, the Jack Keller series, the Tony Wolf/Tim Buckthorn thrillers from @BloodhoundBooks, & many more. THE GOLDEN MOUNTAIN Out now! NO DMs please.

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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI — theonion.com/dog-cant-bel...
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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was...
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ahhhh...
Sandy beach with sunlight on the water.
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Remember the reason for the season.
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Work Unite
ALT: Work Unite
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Have read and recommend all three. Can't go wrong.
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
All I'm saying is, if one of our enemies, say Russia or China, was able to get a mole into the Oval Office with a mission to weaken and eventually destroy America, their blueprint would be exactly what The Felon is doing right now.
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A friend of mine was just exposed to covid. We had to cancel our usual weekly lunch.
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Just a little reminder: "I don’t think about Americans’ financial situation. I don’t think about anybody.” DJT
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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Yeah, what happened? 🙄
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Mark Tolman (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 🖖 @mtolman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
“I don't get political” translates to “This isn't hurting me yet and I don't care that it's hurting you.”
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
New Bass report: I'm having lots of fun. Learning; Spanish Moon-Little Feat Papa Was a Rolling Stone-(yeah, I know, incredibly simple, but fun) Come Together-of course
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Is anyone else just relieved that The Felon didn't use his bogus claims about the election system to declare that he's shutting down the midterms?
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
New toy. I haven't picked up a bass in 45 years, preferring instead to be a sporadic and mediocre guitar player. But I was feeling the itch for that low end. Any of you bassists recommend some tunes for beginners?
Blue electric bass guitar
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
So many great quotes in Jordan Harper's A VIOLENT MASTERPIECE. This one is particularly relevant: “God put wrath on the list of sins—after murdering every firstborn child of Egypt.
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It occurs to me that we don't use the word "voluptuous" enough these days. Bring it back.
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Watching the first season of Resident Alien and holy shit, that's Linda Hamilton.
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
So do I understand this correctly? If a state doesn't turn over its voter rolls to the Federal Government, the US Postal Service won't deliver some of their mail? There is no way in Hell this will survive a legal challenge.
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Thinking tonight about some of the Top 40 songs I thought I was too cool to like at some point in my life that I now regard as absolute bangers. Examples: Hold the Line-Toto Any Way You Want It-Journey Your thoughts?
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Last week of criminal court here in Moore County has been quite a ride. Long days, suprises both welcome and unwelcome, and now I 'm done except for one civil contempt hearing before moving on. It's been bittersweet. I'm going to miss most of the people. But here we go.
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Who among us remembers a time when the Republicans, including The Felon, accused Barack Obama of treason and called for his impeachment because the JCPOA let Iran keep its ballistic missiles and gave them back their money we'd frozen?
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
You want to see real derangement, look at the people who are still obsessed with the gender of a woman whose tenure as First Lady ended over 10 years ago.
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Does President Pedo know he scheduled his UFC exhibtion opposite the Stanley Cup finals? I'm thinking his ratings in NC are not going to be great.
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I misplaced my USB-C wired earbuds a couple of weeks ago. Just ordered another pair to pick up from Best Buy. So you just know the lost ones are gonna magically turn up.
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
WTF is with people who never seem to realize a phone conversation is over? All the useful information has been conveyed, all the questions have been answered at least twice, and yet they yammer on and on.
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Sue in Rockville 💙🦋💙🦋💙🦋 @sueinrockville.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
“Trump & the Hideous Tantrum” The Trump Interview Technique in 4 panels A desperately ill man both physically & mentally He is 100% unfit for office & a clear & present danger to US & the world open.substack.com/pub/therickw... #RemoveTrumpNow *maybe we are better off letting him sleep?
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Current watch: The Boroughs. Loving it. And Geena Davis is aging VERY well.
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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Damn that socialism! 😱
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Eric Beetner @ericbeetner.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
For a VERY limited time, the first of the Grifter's Song novellas is FREE! Grab this one for nothing and get hooked on this thrilling series. Like potato chips, you can't read just one so get this while you can and I know you'll devour the rest. www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0G4...
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
So, the news: After 37 years in private practice, I've accepted an offer to work as an Assistant Public Defender in nearby Hoke County. I'll be able to concentrate on protecting my clients from government overreach and sloppy police work and not have to worry about running an office.
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
REMARKABLY BRIGHT CREATURES: An incredibly silly concept turned into a pretty damn good movie thanks to great performances by Sally Field, Lewis Pullman, and Alfred Molina as the voice of the Octopus. Yes, you read that right.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Trump's ever-expanding list of taxpayer grifts: -$1.8B slush fund for political allies -$1B for ballroom "security" -$1B for Qatar jet refurbishments -$230M in DOJ "compensation" -$100M+ for golf outings When he says he "doesn't think about Americans' financial situation," I believe him.
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Big changes coming for me and mine. Stay tuned.
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Laura Lippman @lauralippman.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Whether @alisongaylin.bsky.social is writing Sunny Randall books or her own sui generis crime novels, you can't go wrong reading Alison Gaylin.
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
President Pedo's new Native American Name: "Man Afraid of Seashells."
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
If you're wondering if you might be too drunk to drive, try saying "Lin-Manuel Miranda" three times fast. If you can't, consider an Uber or Lyft.
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 29/04/2026
Is this illegal?
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
HOAX
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Apparently, a lot of people don't realize how ridiculous "I'll see you in court!" sounds these days.
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Okay, fine. After all these years, I'll admit it: "Anyway You Want It" by Journey is a kick-ass rock song.
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Got my first ChatGPT "legal brief" from a client today lawsplaining to me how their meth cases should be dismissed and quoting case law they clearly haven't read because the actual holding in the cases undercuts their arguments.
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
So, if a French or British ship attempts to run the blockade, are we going to fire on it?
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 12/04/2026
Good luck, Hungary. We're rooting for you out here today.
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Writer friends: has anyone tried dictating chapters into your phone? I'm trying to break out of the block I seem to have been experiencing the past few months. I just started trying it tonight and wondered if anybody else has had any success with it?
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Watching the DETECTIVE HOLE series on Netflix, and I can't get over how perfectly they cast the main character. Tobias Santelmann is exactly how I imagined Harry Hole from the books.
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Ellen Clair Lamb @eclamb.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Welcome home, Artemis. Good job, everybody. Amazing. I'm not crying, you're crying.
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
So has the demented pedophile declared war on the Pope yet? Are we bombing the Vatican?
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
He's a goddamn psychopath. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Trump posts graphic video of woman’s killing in Florida
President’s post on Truth Social is in keeping with a pattern of using shocking video to sow fear about immigration and justify mass deportation
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Has anyone considered that when President Pedo was threatening that "a whole civilization will die tonight," he was talking about ours, as he pulls us down into barbarism?
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I just want to say, I will read anything @sarahweinman.com writes. She's a mesmerizing writer, I'm getting this, and I recommend you do too.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
My Easter books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Title: Easter Egg Hunt techniques inspired by great detectives 

Panel 1: Sherlock Holmes.
Deduce the exact location of every egg from seemingly unrelated details without leaving your room. Send your amazed sidekick to fetch them. 

Panel 2: Jack Reacher 
Hit the garden hard and fast. 
Take no prisoners
Get back on the road. 
This approach results in a thrillingly intense hunt, but very few intact eggs.

Panel 3: George Smiley
Meticulously assess documents, people and motives. Then scrupulously collect the eggs and dejectedly wonder if  any of it was worthwhile.
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JD Rhoades @jdrhoades.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Clear economic indicator: more and more TV commercials touting alleged bargains using the phrase "in this economy?"
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