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John Doyle

@jdoyleoss.bsky.social
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A guy who skis, once fell out of a tree collecting firewood, ancient 11B, manages products at Red Hat/IBM. All Skeets my own opinion, caveat emptor. Always clean on OPSEC.

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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Brought to you by Mike’s lawn care.
An image of sand dunes in Death Valley
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
An image of the moment from the film jaws when the sheriff sees the size of the shark. He is saying we’re gonna need a bigger chart.
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
temping fate
What Are You Gonna Do, Stab Me? or Quote From Man Stabbed refers to a screenshot of a newscast by station KHQ about a man who got stabbed, showing a quote from the victim spoken right before the stabbing, saying, "what are you gonna do, stab me?"
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This one always weighed heavily on me as a kid. I still suffer the emotional scars of my failure to prevent all the wildfires.
Smoky the Bear saying only you can prevent forest fires
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Image of a guillotine
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Does every brand have to copy the crimes against humanity that Oreo and Pringles have been committing?
A box of Oreo chicken and waffles
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's Juggernaut
An image of the character Juggernaut from Deadpool 2
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thelma and Louise replaced by Trump and Natalie in the car that goes over a cliff at the close of the movie.
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Thor squinting at Banner saying "is he though?"
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
'Always has been' astronaut meme with the first astronaut saying "The purpose of originalist methodology is partisan gain?"
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Someone correcting a poster's mistaken spelling of glean as gleam.
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Bluesky search box.
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If were making stuff up, go big.
4 50 caliber M2 brownings in a quadmount.
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Saying the quiet part out loud.
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The car from Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. Looks like the new Postal Service truck.
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Knife edge of Katahdin scares me more than Washington.
The Knife Edge on Mount Katahdin in Baxter State Park, Maine, is a famous 1.1-mile narrow rock ridge connecting Pamola Peak and Baxter Peak (5,268 feet). It features steep drop-offs of up to 2,000 feet on both sides, requiring intense rock scrambling (Class 3/4) and taking 8 to 12 hours total for the round-trip hike.
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Dude glitched on that comment.
FoxNews host rebooting after being told we're going to be talking about Graham in 200 years.
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
A photo of Vizzini from the Prince bride when he is switching poison cups.
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Some jackwagon telling someone they should not have adopted a black child.
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
A post from a dingus blaming women for being in abusive relationships.
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This guy getting a head start on the day by pissing himself
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
A challenge coin featuring a bright green reflecting pool and the text reflecting pool 2026 operation algae terror
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Oldie but goodie
Infographic showing that the driver of an M1 Abrams has better visibility of child pedestrians than the driver of a Silverado or F250.
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Nice day at the British Museum, although it seems like the everyone else museum.
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Epic success
President Bush in front of the Mission Accomplished banner aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln.
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
A photo of Jim Comey
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
A photo of Kevin Bacon from the film Animal House getting paddled on the ass and saying "Thank you sir may I have another"
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
A jihadi style flag that says "you shot Marvin in the head"
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Mugshot of Epstein
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
A goose chasing a man asking "what video".
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Get one of these off ebay.
Tom Clancy's Politika The Strategy Game of Political Intrigue Modern Day Russia from 1997.
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Streaming slope style and it's incomprehensible. "Wow, a toasted cream cheese bagel 1440 with a Cheeto and a reverse Mongol grab landing switch."
A skier flying through the air with crossed skis.
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Malcom Butler intercepting a pass to clinch victory for New England in Super Bowl XLIX.
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
If Grogu ever grows up.
A hotel door tag that says "The way it is"
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
A photo of Atlas holding up the earth with the caption "Present in Atlanta"
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
A photo from the movie Jaws where a character says you're going to need a bigger boat but the text is changed to "We're going to need more tubes"
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Armed men inside the Michigan State House.
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Anti COVID shutdown in a state house.
Men armed with AR-15s inside a state house protesting covid shutdowns.
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Already tryin to blame shift.
An x post from the NRA accusing Waltz of "inciting violence".
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Stringer Bell asking "is you taking notes on a criminal form fucking conspiracy?"
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Not my photo, but I lived in Montreal during the verglas in 2018. Took me hours to get into my car. Ice can be formidable.
A car covered in thick ice.
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
A picture of an iceberg with the smaller visible portion labeled Senator Rick Scott's $1.7B Medicare Fraud and the larger submerged portion labeled Congressional insider trading.
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Nope, nope, nope
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
lol, the underfunded library is named after Gingrich?
The underfunded library is the "Gingrich Library and Student Success Commons"
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I can't find this room for the life of me
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
lol
Substack post from her in September. 
It’s been a while since I’ve been here on Substack, in part because I have been in a state of grief and sadness about what’s happening in America. I’m trying to be an optimist, but there is very little to be optimistic about at this crucial moment.

Since 1/6/2021, I devoted much of my time and writing to inform and warn the public of the the erosion of democracy in America, primarily through the discussion of Christian Nationalism. This came out of my personal and academic knowledge of evangelicalism and its history, and my personal annoyance at the question “why did evangelicals vote for Trump.?” SMH.
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John Doyle @jdoyleoss.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Another great day at Rumney with the offspring.
Rock climbing Rock climbing
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