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J. Doe, RN

@jdoern.bsky.social
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They/Them ✡️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Actual nurse. No medical advice, because I’m not *your* nurse. Spoonie. Wannabe homesteader. Yarn enthusiast. Remember the airplane rule! ❤️ @archangelzeriel.bsky.social ❤️ No Nazis, no TERFs, no SWERFs, and all cats are beautiful.

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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Elijah has vanquished a handknit sock. The sock has already been worn. It likely smells like my feet. Cats are gross little weirdos.
Close-up shot of an orange and white long-haired cat, lounging on a white duvet, claiming a handknit sock.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
ATTENTION: You have reached a Crafting checkpoint. Share a photo of your current WIP(s) so we can all ooo & ahh. Afterwards, stop doomscrolling and work on your WIP(s). Or start a new project, if you want. I'm not a cop, and ACAB anyway. Tuesdays are for spinning.
A person wearing a brown fair isle sweater spins thin, oatmeal-coloured yarn on a drop spindle.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
While I wait for the Ontario College of Nursing to approve my license, I'm enjoying my old soul hobbies. Today I baked gluten-free scones because @archangelzeriel.bsky.social requested some. These are cranberry-orange flavoured, plus a glaze cos I felt fancy. #celiacdisease #glutenfreebaking
Six triangular scones with a light glaze on a baking tray.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
See this? This me right now (except I don’t smoke cigarettes). Don’t forget to have breakfast. Or in my case, don’t forget that breakfast IS A THING when you plan your food shopping. I could be hydrated. Less feral. Surviving. Hinged.
The text reads “Bothered. Deyhyrdated. Feral. In too many lanes. Distracted. Barely surviving. Unhinged.”
The image is a close-up of Johnny Depp as Hunter S. Thompson, wearing a a bucket hat and tinted aviator glasses, with a cigarette (in a cigarette holder) between his teeth.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Here is what I was angry about. And look, I added alt text @uppaalaska.bsky.social ! There is a lot going on here, and I suspect that this account might actually be intended to sow division... but I am incapable of letting people be factually wrong. I get it from my Dad. So here's a thread: 1/n
A list posted by @uppaalaska.bsky.social on their feed. It contains five items, as follows:
1. Should Trump, Vance, and Johnson be removed from office? (Y/N)
2. Should Elon Musk be tried for treason? (Y/N)
3. Should money be removed from politics? (Y/N)
4. Should only the popular vote determine elections? (Y/N)
5. How do you identify? (Republican/Democratic/Independent/Other)
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Look! Crafty stuff! I recently participated in an ATC (artist’s trading card) exchange with a group of cross stitchers. The theme was “Once Upon a Time.” I stitched this little guy that @flossyfoxshop.bsky.social designed. I hope my swap partner likes it.
An artist’s trading card covered in a piece of white scrapbook paper with a multi-colored stars print. A piece of needlework depicting a a small white dragon with multi-colored spots, stitched on a light blue fabric has been fussy-cut and glued on top of the card. The card is held in my hand for scale.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Elijah, aka Professor Fluffbudget, would like to add: 1 - make sure you get plenty of rest 2 - if you break a nazi’s arm, they have 50% less arm to do Nazi shit with Be well 🧡
A medium-haired orange & white cat lounges on his back on a tan easy chair. His tummy is very tempting.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Gimli says hello, and he hopes you're taking good care of yourself.
A brindle and white English bulldog sits on a cool-colored braided rug on a red-brick-patterned linoleum floor. Sun is shining through a window, casting a shadow of each pane on the dog. He appears content.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Et voila! I am SO pleased with this and I can’t wait to cut it open and see how it looks. I think that maybe, MAYBE I’m getting the hang of sourdough. I will put a link to the method I used downthread, as well as a couple of things I learned this time around.
A pale, unbaked oval loaf of sourdough bread on a sheet of white parchment paper. It has some superficial decorative scoring in a wheat pattern along each side lengthwise, and a deep score down the center of the loaf to allow for expansion during baking.An oval loaf of sourdough bread, just out of the oven. It is golden, and has light scorching along the edges where is was scored down the middle.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Good news, everyone— Larry the sourdough starter is not dead! It just took some extra time to wake it up. Starting the bread-making process today; baking tomorrow. Woo sourdough for Shabbos!
A mass of rough dough in a large clear mixing bowl. The bowl sits on a wood tabletop. A small gray scale is in the background.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
This is the letter my Senator, @fetterman.senate.gov sent to me in response to my repeated calls begging him to vote No on confirmed RFK Jr. as Secretary of HHS. Senator Fetterman misgendered me, and stated plainly that he will approve Fascists who are "qualified."
A screenshot of a letter from US Senator John Fetterman. The recipient's name has been blacked-out for privacy, and their honorific (Ms.) has been circled because it is incorrect. 
Text of the letter exceeds the character limit of this Alt-Text
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Hi Bluesky. Today I did a tiny thing to help, and I feel a bit less paralyzed. I even signed up to do it again in April.
Point-of-view shot of an arm donating blood. There is gauze, tape, and tubing in the foreground, and medical equipment in the background.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
This is the closest game of yarn chicken that I’ve had in a LONG time. Whew. Pattern is the Pine Barrens Cowl (small); yarn is Audine Wools harmony in “Rhythm & Blues.”
A handknit cowl in blue-grey yarn. The pattern is a guernsey-style featuring evergreen trees. 
Above the cowl is an 8-inch strand of the yarn used to knit it: the last of the skein.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Good morning, Bluesky. I have decided that today is a good day to share pictures of the little weirdos who live with us.
A long-haired orange and white cat, who had a pink nose, lounges at the foot of a bed.A short-haired tabby cat with green eyes and clipped left ear tip, relaxing on an old tan recliner. He appears bored.A 9-month-old brindled English Bulldog puppy looks into the camera hoping someone will play with him. In his mouth is an aqua-colored rubber lacrosse ball.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I gotchu. This is Elijah, in his Chanukah shirt.
A long-haired orange and white cat with a pink nose looks expectantly at the camera. He is wearing a blue shirt. There is a bearded man in the background, smiling.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Every time.
Meme text says "When you throw out the ramen instruction packet and forget how long to cook it for."
Image is of Luke Skywalker shouting "THE SACRED TEXTS!" as Yoda looks on.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Elijah isn’t 100% sure what “body doubling” is, but he wants to help me get my work done.
A long-haired orange and white cat lounging in the lap of someone who is wearing and orange shirt. The cat had a contented facial expression.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Good morning, Bluesky. Remember that you are worth taking care of, and that you can't effectively help others on an empty tank. Take your meds, drink some water, and eat breakfast. Gimli brought a chewy bone to share.
A 7-month-old brindled English Bulldog puppy sitting in front of a pair of tan moccasin-wearing feet. He has brought a rawhide (cooked) bone to share.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I made challah today because I won’t have time to tomorrow. Two of them will go in the freezer. I use JustEgg egg replacer and it works beautifully.
Three loaves of golden baked braided challah on a wire cooling rack.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Fresh out of the oven!
A golden brown loaf of bread on a cooling rack.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Second rise complete!
Risen, unbaked bread dough in a standard loaf pan.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
What’s the first album you remember buying with your own money? Here’s mine: purchased with birthday money in 1996. I did not know there was a bonus track until 2000 when I was in college, and that was embarrassing. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en...
The album cover of Jagged Little Pill, by Alanis Morrisette (1995).
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I decided that maybe, despite the weather and my creaky joints, moving my body for a while might do me good. And I brought my sidekick. We saw 2 young whitetail bucks doing bro things, and I am grateful.
A 7-month-old brindle English Bulldog with a navy blue harness & leash on a hiking trail in the rain
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
It is truly exhausting to be a 7-month-old puppy.
Close-up of a sleeping English bulldog puppy on a pet bed with the tip of his tongue hanging out.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
If you see this post a bird. 🪶
A terrible doodle on a T-Rex post-it note of a bird shouting “free Palestine!” The t-Rex is asking “How do you fly with those tiny wings?”
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Since my thing is pestering y’all to feed yourselves, here is my breakfast today: cashew yogurt (from Forager), granola, and blueberries. You could use dairy yogurt if you wanted, and you could use any kind of fruit. Just feed yourself.
A bowl of yogurt, granola, and fresh blueberries.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
My kiddo gets a pair of hand knit socks for her birthday every year, so I’ve started this year’s pair:
The cuff and part of the leg of a hand knit sock on 2 circular knitting needles.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I have not shared my current crafting WIPs in a while. Let’s fix that, shall we? I am participating in a swap, so I started this little scene in a bottle:
A half-finished counted cross stitch depicting a winter scene inside of a bottle.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
There are so many beautiful trans folks posting selfies for Transgender Awareness Week, but I am trying to keep my profile as anonymous as possible… I love love love my new chest, though. 3 months post-op!
The chest of a non-binary person wearing a light brown wool sweater. This photo was take. 3 months after gender affirming surgery.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Good morning, Bluesky.
An English Bulldog puppy carrying a battered toy raccoon.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Gimli the pup is getting neutered today. He does not understand why he cannot have breakfast (it’s because of the anesthesia), and he is the saddest boy.
A sad bulldog puppy sitting at his human’s feet. The feet are wearing leather moccasin slippers; the legs wear plaid pajamas.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I couldn’t scramble to the library fast enough when I got the email telling me this was ready. My body is ready. With gratitude to @sgj.bsky.social for Jade Daniels.
Hardcover copy of the novel The Angel of Indian Lake, by Stephen Graham Jones.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
…sir. SIR.
A medium-hair cat sitting on a hand-knit sweater.I medium-hair cat lounging on a hand-knit sweater.A medium-hair cat getting tangled in a hand-knit sweater.A medium-hair cat, tangled in a hand-knit sweater with a truly unhinged facial expression.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Elijah!
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Look— finished, washed, blocked, and ready to be worn to death. Once again, the sweater pattern is “Flax” from TinCan Knits; yarn is Berroco Ultra alpaca. I did a tubular cast-off at the neck, wrists, and waistband because I am worth it.
A long-sleeved hand-knit sweater
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Went here today with the dog, and met a nice box turtle. I feel like I need to take in every beautiful and precious detail of Nature before it all crumbles to dust.
A meadow in late autumn, with blue sky.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
And now, another kosher wine review some someone who is not a wine expert: This semi-sweet Cabernet Sauvignon is from California and I really did not enjoy it. I am ignorant enough about wine that I can not tell if because a) it’s not good or b) I don’t like sweet wine in general (1/2)
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Finished applesauce, just in time for Shabbos. I did not add cinnamon, but you certainly could. You could also can this, but I freeze it. Whatever works.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Applesauce is almost there.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Peel and core your apples and put them in the biggest pot you have. Add no more than 2/3 cup (160ml) water. The apples will release a LOT of water as they cook down. Top the lid on and turn the burner on to med-high heat until you hear bubbling, then turn the heat down as low as it will go.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Making applesauce because these apples we picked need to get used or they’re going to ferment in the bag. This is easy to do, but it is time-consuming, and that’s okay.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Shit, if I had an oven I’d be making this little squishy guy homemade treats every day.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Also, here is a mostly-finished sweater. The yarn is a blend of wool and alpaca and I can not wait to wear it.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
This is Gimli and I love him with all my heart.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Got it done. Here’s some tough love: any news pertaining to US election results is BULLSHIT for 8pm EST today. So ignore it; it’s only there to make them money and make you feel bad. Get comfortable with the idea that we might not know for sure until the end of the week. Drink water.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
Shavua tov, everybody. Gimli and I hope you are able to do whatever you need to find some peace this week. For us in the US it’s not going to be pretty. My therapist is fond of saying, “You made it through everything you’ve ever been through,” and it’s true.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
If you put extra chopped onions in your freezer, you’ll have one less thing to panic about when you’re trying to get dinner together for Shabbos. Follow me for more bad Jewish advice. …actually this particular advice is pretty solid and I stand by it.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Gimli has a severe case of No Take Only Throw syndrome.
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
ALSO- I knit. Here is a sweater I am working for myself. (Flax, the worsted version, from Tin Can Knits. I’m using Berroco Ultra alpaca because that’s what I had in my stash). The plan is to wear this at the end of November for that holiday I don’t like you know I’m talking about right? (1/2)
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J. Doe, RN @jdoern.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
My partner and I have been together for over 20 years, and this is how we flirt. You may not like it, but this is how you keep the magic alive.
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