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Jeffrey Doering

@jdoeringdev.bsky.social
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Senior Technical Game Designer at System Era Softworks. Formerly Wizards of the Coast / Riot Games / Gearbox Software. Amateur writer. Professional cat pillow. No idea what I'm doing. He/Him

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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wow, Ocarina of Time remake looks great!
A screencap from the trailer for Kirby and the World Beyond where Kirby is holding a giant glowing sword that looks weirdly like the Master Sword and wearing a long green hat that looks a lot like Link's hat. This post is made in jest, as Kirby is very cute and fun, whereas I think the Ocarina of Time remake looks horrendous.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
me: "We should give guns to the peasants! They asked real nicely."
A text popup from Fallout 4 saying "Everyone disliked that."
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Been a while since I've had my name in viewable credits!
Credits for the Design team on Starseeker: Astroneer Expeditions.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Melina turned 7-months old today and went on a little hike! She's handling it well!
A Cavalier King Charles Spaniel in a car seat licking her lips and squinting her eyes sleepily. She is not handling it well.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Your Rogue Trader posting led to me trying the game, and now look what happened this weekend.
Two assembled Ork minis on top of a box for a Warhammer 40,000 Ork Combat Patrol.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I can't be expected to work in these conditions.
A Cavalier King Charles Spaniel puppy cuddled up on my lap using my arm as a pillow. She's looking sleepily up at the camera with her front paws curled in front of her.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
One down.
A fully assembled Lego Venosaur.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Melina is teething, which means she occasionally leaves blood stains on her toys that make it look like she murdered them.
A perfect black and tan Cavalier King Charles Spaniel puppy who has never done anything wrong in her life.A fox-shaped dog toy with blood on its throat area.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I look so smart right now for finally selling all my Tencent stock last year.
stonks
(The meme with the weird mannequin-faced guy in a suit and an arrow going up with stock prices in the background and text that says "stonks".)
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Melina's hair is starting to grow out more, so now she has goofy little swirls on her head.
A black and tan Cavalier King Charles Spaniel puppy in a pink harness and leash sitting outside on some grass. The hair on her head has a swirling pattern to it that's real cute.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
This will fix me.
The new Pokémon Lego set boxes (with some various dog supplies in the background).
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Recovering from bath time with a nap before bed.
A sleeping puppy under a blanket.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Good night!
A Cavalier King Charles Spaniel puppy laying in her kennel, mostly covered by a blanket, and looking super comfy!
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Big first day at kindergarten means naptime on the drive home!
A Cavalier King Charles Spaniel puppy sleeping in a car seat.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
That's probably my most nitpicky complaint so far. But there's also stuff like this, which is just useless data without accompanying sentiment. You need four categories here, Yes and I want to, Yes but I don't want to, No but I want to, and No and I don't want to.
A graphic depicting data for the survey question "Do you use generative AI tools as part of your job?" A thumbs up symbol is above a statistic reading 36% say yes. A thumbs down symbol is above a statistic reading 64% say no.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
She too small for ball.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
eepy
A Cavalier King Charles Spaniel puppy sleeping in a lap with her eyes closed. The picture is taken from outside her pen, so it is seen through thin wire bars.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Somebody had a big day of doing absolutely nothing.
A Cavalier King Charles Spaniel puppy sleeping upside-down in a person's lap.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Melina is protesting her incarceration in Office Prison.
A Cavalier King Charles Spaniel puppy barking while inside a dog play pen in a carpeted home office. She is surrounded by several toys and has no reason to complain, really.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Melina has started going to the crate by herself for naps and, I gotta say, it's pretty great when a puppy is functionally training herself!
A black and tan Cavalier King Charles Spaniel napping on a bed in a dog crate without a blanket covering her upper half.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Day 2 of Melina posting. She's an 11-week-old Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, and she loves her little baby Kong!
A Cavalier King Charles Spaniel puppy chewing on a small, pink dog toy.The same puppy fast asleep while snuggling in a lap.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
My 2026 will be the year of Melina posting. This is Melina.
A black and team Cavalier King Charles Spaniel puppy chewing on a teething ring.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Quick question before I start, is this heresy?
The ship naming menu in Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader. The ship has a custom name of "Emperor? I Hardly Know 'Or!"
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Damn dude, it's really not that hard to get your idea across as long as you, like, have an idea.
A poorly sketched group of stick figures posed around each other.A gorgeously drawn final piece of art based on the original stick figure drawing.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I still love Metroid and Samus enough to have grit my teeth through 100%, but that was maybe the most disappointing twelve hours of gaming I've ever had. I can't believe I waited eighteen years for this. I bought a Switch 2 mostly for this! I'm stunned!
100% completion screen for Metroid Prime 4 with 12:45 total time played.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Alright, this new Shonen Jump series has my attention.
Clipped image from the opening page of a manga.
"Chapter 2: Osoegawa vs. ICE"
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
There was simply no way to prevent this.
The Lego Game Boy fully assembled.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Benoit Blanc from Glass Onion looking dejected and muttering "It's so dumb."
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Gonna start off the week with a wild shot, but hey, @samreich.bsky.social and @dropout.tv, if you're interested in publishing an indie video game...hit me up!
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I love my bread-winning wife!
Lego One Piece Going Merry
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Umamusume: Pretty Derby!
A buff Donkey Kong zebra.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Couldn't get the Sonic Secret Lair drop in time? Not to worry, the Edge of Eternities set is dropping soon with a card illustrated by my favorite artist/wife! That's at least as cool as a fast hedgehog!
The "Plaza of Heroes" Magic: The Gathering card illustrated by Elaine Lee.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
'murica!
A brief summary of Taiki Shuttle, an American-bred race horse.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Real "nobody told me" hours this week.
Ben Esposito Tweet:
"nobody told me when you make a video game you have to make the whole thing"
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I'm not crying, you're crying.
A screenshot of my Steam page showing 100% completion of Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. The most recent achievement is "The End" for completing the game.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
This man's media tour has taken the concept of The Bit to new levels nobody has ever dreamed of.
The snooty British admiral from Pirates of the Caribbean saying "You are, without a doubt, the worst pilot I've heard of." Nathan Fielder in a 737 hat responding "But you have heard of me."
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Chat is this good?
The super duper rare Poke Ball card from the new Pokemon Trading Card Game Pocket set.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
This is Nurse Joy erasure and I will not stand for it.
A card titled "Pokemon Center Lady" from Pokemon Trading Card Game Pocket. It's clearly Nurse Joy.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
It's Mia's Sweet Sixteen! Happy sixteenth birthday, Mia!
A picture of the cutest, most gorgeous cat you've ever seen. She has very fluffy, grey-blue fur and is comfortably taking a nap in a comfy looking recliner.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Just watched Mickey 17.
A meme of a man aggressively saying "I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards."
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Monsters want me, women fear me.
A screenshot of a Hunter's Card from Monster Hunter Wild. The hunter is a man with a lilac pompadour, mutton chops, and mustache. The palico is grey with long hair.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Surely there are better poses for an 'I' they could have used.
A sign for the "Live Fit Wellness Center" with a silhouette of a person flexing in place of the letter 'I'. The silhouette looks more like an 'A' due to the way the legs are spread for the pose.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I still got it, more or less. No chance anything less than a full combo would make top 100 on the old Rock Band or Guitar Hero leaderboards, though. Kids these days.
A score from Fortnight Festival indicating rank #49 for the song on the world leaderboards.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I am more back on my bullshit than any known human in recorded history.
A new guitar controller for games such as Rock Band or Fortnite Festival in its box.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I bought a bunch of books, but all my friends are already in other active campaigns with me, so if I'll ever use them is a mystery.
TTRPG rule books for Dungeon World, Thirsty Sword Lesbians, Blades in the Dark, Call of Cthulhu, and Coyote & Crow.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
My goblin monk rolled two crits in a row and absolutely decimated the boss in our D&D session this weekend, then assumed his totally original signature victory pose.
A goblin in a gi doing the Akuma pose.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I'm not much for souvenirs, but I grabbed these two while at the Mugiwara Store in Shibuya two weeks ago and they go so nicely with these frames I got for them.
Two wooden-framed wanted posters of the characters Monkey D. Luffy and Trafalgar Law from One Piece hanging on my office wall.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
My Rook is ready to rumble.
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Say what you will about the rampant voter suppression or the Dem's abhorrent failures to create a platform that is actively appealing to people, but the reality is that there are over 70 million people who wanted this. Like at the end of the day, what do we do about that?
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Jeffrey Doering @jdoeringdev.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
I went through all the trouble of redoing my main pawn to look like Frieren, only to find out at the very end that you can't change their name. Then I went through all the trouble of redoing my Arisen to look like Himmel, only to find out that blue isn't a hair color option.
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