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Jordan

@jdn.stupidcat.uk
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She/Her My cat is a menace, she's addicted to bad video games. 🐈

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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 12/10/2026
Official dumbass.
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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 11/10/2026
But I don't have the coordination to do that!
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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 07/10/2026
It seems fun but it's a shame I can barely play 3 fret, let alone 5. I could probably manage 1 fret ok though.
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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 01/10/2026
So... when they were namjng this game, did someone just get flustered or...?
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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 29/09/2026
You're a cat though?
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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 29/09/2026
WHAT THE FUXK?
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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 29/09/2026
We're going to need to conduct a study on that to prove it.
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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 29/09/2026
I don't know why anyone would *want* to work for her.
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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 29/09/2026
Update: 1 Year later, and she repeated the same mistake. Apparently she doesn't learn new tricks.
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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 29/09/2026
Which building did you blow up?
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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 26/09/2026
You upset me woman.
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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 13/09/2026
🤙
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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 12/09/2026
She tells me this when I'm in bed with her.
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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 22/08/2026
Well worth the money.
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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 11/01/2026
Hi, I'm wife.
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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 29/12/2025
Are you telling me that you dont care about the random guy suddenly being able to control fire and protons apparently?
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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 25/12/2025
The double negative there is irrationally irritating.
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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 25/12/2025
That implies you've been hard at work on videos recently...
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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 25/12/2025
What the fuck Ema!? No Christmas food for you.
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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 24/12/2025
Time to splurt!
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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 23/12/2025
Do you suck dick for alcohol though?
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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 08/12/2025
Ema what the fuck?
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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 04/12/2025
A necromancer cat? Meowzers!
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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 09/09/2025
If you need to know about planets, ask @ema.stupidcat.uk She knows all about how Uranus hasn't been classified as a planet for years. Pluto? Never heard of it.
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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 28/08/2025
That's certainly one way to deal with people.
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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 26/08/2025
You're both as bad as each other.
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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 23/08/2025
Look here, you! I know where you live.
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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 18/08/2025
I meant to put olive oil, but I'm an idiot.
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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 18/08/2025
He's like Santa, except he only brings fear.
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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 17/08/2025
YOU HAVE NO TASTE!
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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 17/08/2025
My girlfriend just decided to drink straight olive. Send Help.
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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 17/08/2025
You press the like button really hard.
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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 14/08/2025
Cat > Dog though?
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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 14/08/2025
Meow
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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 14/08/2025
That's because you are.
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Jordan @jdn.stupidcat.uk · 09/08/2025
Feeshh. Meow!
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