JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I have some questions. Is it OK to look, say, a gift crocodile in the mouth? A gift horse but in another orifice? One that's loaned? OK to poke it in the mouth without looking? 000
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Recently discovered works of the little known composer Johann Sebastian Sternum (???? to ????) Serenades for gladiolus, clavicle and bass patella Trio sonata in B flat major for alto fibula, scapula and tenor concha Concerto in C minor for tibia and strings 000
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Trump says he will overturn England's win if Norway give him Greenland. "Denmark? Whatever." If Norway give him Denmark. And Greenland 000
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Weird. Last night I dreamed I was a contestant on 'University Challenge.' I correctly answered a question on sheep with the word 'merino.' This morning I click on the sports page and the first word I see is Merino, the scorer of Spain's winner against Belgium. 000
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 10/07/2026After Trump described Spain and Belgium as "very bad countries, the worst countries in history with very bad people," FIFA annulled their matches and declared USA will play the USA in the quarter-final. 000
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Trump announces 79% tariffs on Belgium and ban on the importation of Moules-Frites 010
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 06/07/2026FIFA have agreed to President Trump's request that any goals scored by an opposing team against the USA should be suspended until after the World Cup. 000
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Trying to rescue some old 35mm slides and came across this I took in Malaysia in 1982. Google says Wallace's flying frog (Rhacophorus nigropalmatus.) Not a frogger so I won't dispute this. #frogs 030
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Ben Stokes has announced his retirement from cricket in order to focus on his nightclub brawling 000
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 23/06/2026For goodness sake, leave Mr Farage alone! Which of us hasn't had a gift of £5m. to do what we like with and hasn't told a few fibs to keep the scroungers away? 000
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Two from this morning's walk. Cyclosia papilionaris and Junonia orithya. #moths #butterflies 020
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Some more bugs seen this morning. Spittlebugs, Callitettix versicolor? (I'm intrigued by the variation in pattern and colouration); mating pair of Amata sperbius; a Lamiinae beetle and a damp Aloa lactinea (red costate tiger moth.) #moths #insects #nature 010
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Cricket courtship from my walk this morning. Probably not the first attempt. I withdrew discretely for them to consummate the act in private. #insects #nature 020
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 16/06/2026AI is absolutely fine as long as it is used by thoughtful, well-intentioned people. In other words, AI is absolutely not fine. 000
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 15/06/2026BBC: "Under-16s to be banned from social media in the UK, Starmer announces. A 13-year-old pupil from Manchester says "it's time" for something to be done, while another says he's "angry and disappointed."" Meanwhile, 9 million teenagers commented "Whatever, innit?" 000
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Overnight rains bring out the moths. Some seen on my morning walks the last few days. 4 posted 2 days ago; 3 from this morning. All pretty common. Macrobrochis gigas, Achaea janata (Erebidae) and Chiasmia Eleonora or nora (Ennominae.) #moths #insects 020
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Always a pleasure to find these tiny moths in the grass after overnight rain. I took advantage of my dogs going off to do dog things to take a few snaps. The brown one is Spoladea recurvalis, not sure about the others. #moths #teammoth 020
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 13/06/2026"UK Newspapers Archive's" text grabber's verdict on the discourse of politicians. 000
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Overnight rain brings out the bugs. These from my dog walk this morning. Callitettix versicolor (Black Froghopper,) a charming Hemithyrsocera palliata, Golden Ring Cockroach, Lesser Dart (Potanthus omaha) and terrible pic but I'm guessing assassin bugs, nymphs? #insects #entomology #nature 030
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Date: 1885. ICE agent: Name. FT: Trump, Friedrich. Occupation: Friseurgehilfe. Purpose of visit: become stinkingly rich, father a son whose middle name is Christ and is even more stinkingly rich, and a piece of shit of a grandson who will wreck the Constitution. ICE agent: You're in. 000
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Vacuous managementspeak from Lord's re the pitch: "hold ourselves to the highest standards"..."invest significantly"...."remain fully focussed"....Plus the usual pathetic cop-out: the weather. Also leaves on the pitch? #cricket 010
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 07/06/2026No sooner has a lump of dog food fallen than 100 ants appear from nowhere. How do they know? Is there a scout primed to alert the others the instant food appears? Are the others sitting waiting like armies in trenches or do they have to drop whatever they're doing and race to the scene? Troubling. 010
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Butterflies on a rainy morning. Common Pierrot (Castalius rosimon), Common Leopard (Phalanta phalantha), aka the Spotted Rustic, and Junonia orithya (Blue Pansy), female. Spotted while out walking with my dogs. #butterflies 041
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I hate doors. They're so indecisive. One minute they're open, the next they're shut. Then they're ajar. Most doors are completely unhinged. In a gale they can fly off the handle. You can't trust a door. At least with a wall you know what you're up against. 000
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 04/06/2026"Harry and Meghan celebrate Lilibet's fifth birthday." BBC website. The world might be tearing itself apart but at least there's some good news to cling on to. Really worth putting on the front page, though, BBC? 000
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Several moths in the grasses on my dog walk this morning. Mostly what I assume to be the Crimson-speckled moth (Utetheisa pulchella) in various states of repair. #moths #teammoth 051
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 04/06/2026"MI5 warns Chinese spies using job websites to target government staff." BBC website. Not sure they need any encouragement to target government staff but I wonder what the consequences for them will be if they don't. 000
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 03/06/2026"Teaching grandmothers to suck eggs" needs to be retired. Grandmother no longer suck eggs. Fact. End of. Replace with "Teaching granddaughters to take selfies." 010
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Can't wait to get my teeth into some French haute couture. "Experience the essence of French haute couture at Michelin 2 Stars Alain Ducasse At Morpheus from exquisite Rossini-style beef tenderloin ... to decadent "Signature delight", every creation pairs beautifully with prestigious vintages" 000
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I'm concerned about the ants in my house. I don't think they are following a healthy diet. They snaffle up chunks of dog food and scraps of gorgonzola but ignore the broccoli and apple I leave out for them. Worrying. 020
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 21/05/2026"King Charles hit by bird droppings on seaside visit." A perfect illustration of the old adage 'aim for the sky' 000
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Everybody sees the problem. Everybody has the answer. Nobody does a thing. 000
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 16/05/2026".......never vanquished be until Burnham to Downing Street Shall come against him." "Damn those witches." (image by ChatGPT) 000
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 15/05/2026"Sure I know all about Stew Diddisees. Unlike sleepy Joe Biden, who knows f-all about geometry. Guy lived a long time ago, brilliant man but no match for Donald J Trump who has aced every cogitive test there is. I would take him down in round one, that's a fact." 000
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I understand that there will be an attempt to revive the wooly mammoth as a synthetic fibre mammoth with two subspecies, the acrylic mammoth (Mammuthus Polyacrylonitrile) and the polyester mammoth (Mammuthus Terephthalate.) 000
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 15/05/2026"Labour party members are due to hold a ballot today on whether to hold a ballot on holding a ballot. In other news, WWIII will commence at 6pm this evening. You may experience some interference with TV reception." 000
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 12/05/2026A nice Tuftwing moth on the track I walk with my dogs this morning. Pterothysanus laticilia, old world butterfly moth. You can just about see the tufts on the wings. Plus an earlier sighting and a mating pair. Quite common around here in the rainy season. #moths #teammoth 0120
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 12/05/2026A nice Tuftwing moth on the track I walk with my dogs this morning. Pterothysanus laticilia, old world butterfly moth. You can just about see the tufts on the wings. Plus an earlier sighting and a mating pair. Quite common around here in the rainy season. 020
Reposted by JohnDMOtto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Wonder what happened to Janice. Probably enjoying her eu pension somewhere. 411212
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 11/05/2026"Так точно, товарищ Путин, но мне всё время подсовывают черствый хлеб, я больше не могу это терпеть." 010
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 11/05/2026In Antimémoires (1967), Malraux quotes Chairman Mao Zedong: « Vous savez que je proclame depuis longtemps : nous devons enseigner aux masses avec précision ce que nous avons reçu d’elles avec confusion. » Education, miseducation and diseducation. Implicit wisdom. 000
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 09/05/2026A very friendly tokay gecko (Gekko gecko) has moved in with me this evening. 020
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Some moments I feel indestructible. Some moments feel like my last. 000
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Then they came for the tumble dryers. But I just rode off on my clothes horse. 010
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Suella Braverman: "As a mum of two young children, our tumble dryer is in use almost every day!" I strongly advise against letting a tumble dryer take over the role of mother, even if there are only 2 children. Try getting one to do you a sick note when there's a maths test. 010
JohnDM @jdmyeepa.bsky.social · 05/05/2026No one has the answer. There are no answers. Answers are just questions in disguise. 000