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If you know me, no you probably actually don't. Professional chaos wrangler. 🏳️‍🌈 All pronouns, all at once.

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PhDon't @jdmar3.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Same guy.
Christopher Lloyd as Uncle Fester smiling maniacally in a blue suit covered in soot, holding a silver tray of foodScreenshot of post with image of Joe Rogan at UFC White House fight night garbage festival. Rogan looks like Uncle Fester in his blue suit with a short tie, smiling like he just shit his pants. The post from Hunter Walker reads: "I really need the @dieworkwear.bsky.social take on Joe Rogan's UFC White House fit. The tie is way too short."
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PhDon't @jdmar3.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I can't unsee it.
Fred Armisen as Uncle Fester smiling awkwardly in a long black coatChristopher Lloyd as Uncle Fester smiling awkwardly in a long black coat with Thing sitting on his shoulder.
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PhDon't @jdmar3.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Without downloading new pics what is it like to date (and/or be married to) you?
A screenshot of a Popular Science news article with an image of the sun. The headline reads "Why can't we just launch all of Earth's garbage into the sun?"
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PhDon't @jdmar3.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Thor says "Happy Pride!"
A Shiba Inu named Thor lying on the ground with head up looking to his right, forelegs stretched out in front of him. Behind him, on the left side of the frame, is a pile of bricks.
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PhDon't @jdmar3.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Symbolic violence is still violence. www.npr.org/2025/03/05/n...
Screenshot of headline of linked article with a picture of Sylvia Rivera under it. The rest reads: 

NPS takes down web pages dedicated to transgender activists and LGBTQ history
March 5, 2025 4:11 PM ET

Neda Ulaby

Sylvia Rivera leads an ACT-UP march past New York's Union Square Park in June 1994.
Sylvia Rivera leads an ACT-UP march past New York's Union Square Park in June 1994.

Justin Sutcliffe/APScreenshot of passage from linked article. It reads: 

Michael Bronski, a Harvard University history professor, noted that a disproportionate number of the erasures affected webpages about Black activists and spaces. And he ruefully pointed out that one of the NPS sites that deleted references to queer and transgender Americans was about Cold War attempts to purge LGBTQ people from the government.

"I really see this as a symbolic attack," said Bronski, who authored the 2011 book A Queer History of the United States. "The impulse behind it is to symbolically eradicate all of this progress: all of the government recognitions, gay rights, the presence of gay pride, flags on government buildings."

"Since you can't get rid of transpeople or gay people, or bisexual people, or queer people, you can try to get rid of documentation about us," he added. "That means you're trying to rewrite history."
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PhDon't @jdmar3.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
💜
Sesame Shiba Inu making huge sympathy eyes
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PhDon't @jdmar3.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
Thor would sell Lambchop dolls whose eyebrows have been pulled off out of the trunk of an old Buick.
Shiba Inu sitting up, attentive and smiling, on a dark blue sofa with bookshelves in the background.
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PhDon't @jdmar3.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
The original image of Barbra Streisand's cliff-top residence in Malibu, California, which she attempted to suppress in 2003
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PhDon't @jdmar3.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie.
Two "egg in a basket" in an enamel skillet. The bread is sort of oblong and the egg cut outs are filled with raw egg. The yolks are both leaning to one side of the pan which makes it look like they are either 👀 or very worried.
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PhDon't @jdmar3.bsky.social · 07/06/2024
Wow, newsfeed.
Two juxtaposed newsfeed items:

1)I was denied tenure - how do I cope?

Nature 1d

2) [picture of berry cake and vanilla ice cream in a bowl with a spoon stick in it]

How to Make the Best Berry Cake

The New York Times 1d
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PhDon't @jdmar3.bsky.social · 31/03/2024
If you see this, quote reskeet your pet.
Thor, a Shiba Inu, lying with his head up on a blue rugThor, a Shiba Inu, resting his chin on the edge of the sofaThor, a Shiba Inu, looking up at the camera expectantlyThor, a Shiba Inu, lying in an enormous dog bed with his chin up on the bolster, looking up at the camera
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PhDon't @jdmar3.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
Phoebe Dyvenor smiling politely while dissociating in a low cut white gown
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PhDon't @jdmar3.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
Close up of Prince William looking his least sexy in a tuxedo and black bow tie, possibly howling or barking angrily at a passing mail carrierClose up of Ayo Edibiri's concerned expression of "what in the entire fuck is this?"
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PhDon't @jdmar3.bsky.social · 23/01/2024
Kitty cat sprawled on giant dog bed.
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PhDon't @jdmar3.bsky.social · 20/01/2024
His odd interaction with his toys fascinates me to no end.
Shiba Inu looking down at stuffed rat toyShiba Inu looking up at the camera
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PhDon't @jdmar3.bsky.social · 16/01/2024
Worse. Interestingly, both gave me COVID. 🎉💩
Two positive COVID-19 rapid antigen tests
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PhDon't @jdmar3.bsky.social · 16/01/2024
Man, fuck y'all.
2024 United States primary elections

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Donald Trump wins

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Delegates shared proportionally among top candidates 1,215 delegates needed to win the nomination. The Associated Press has called this race Updated at 9:34 PM EST

Donald Trump

51.5%

2,412 votes

Ron DeSantis

21.2%

990 votes

19.1%

Nikki Haley

893 votes
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PhDon't @jdmar3.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
This was all delicious.
Place setting with grapefruit Mimosa in upper left and eggs Benedict on a green plate in the middleEggs Benedict with collards and back eyed pea cakes, bacon and Hollandaise, dusted with paprika.
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PhDon't @jdmar3.bsky.social · 28/12/2023
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2024?
Torso of a person wearing a pink T-shirt with black letters, in all caps: "I WILL PUT YOU IN A TRUNK AND HELP PEOPLE LOOK FOR YOU," and then in a playful script typeface: "Stop playing with me."
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PhDon't @jdmar3.bsky.social · 19/12/2023
What. Why? www.npr.org/2023/12/16/1...
Screenshot of new article:

wunc

npr

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BUSINESS

The FDA is investigating whether lead in applesauce pouches was deliberately added

DECEMBER 16, 2023 8:46 PM ET

Juliana Kim

Picture of apple sauce packets with the following words:

APPLE SAUCE

NO SUGAR ADDED

CINNAM APPL SAUCE

NO ARTIFICIAL COLORS OR

NO SUGAR

GLUTEN FREE

CINNAMON
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PhDon't @jdmar3.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
REVENGE! 🎉 BEDTIME! 🎉 PROCRASTINATION! 🎉
Jonathan Frakes standing behind a bird cage with a dove inside. There is a hand drawn speech bubble with "HELP ME" in red scrawley handwriting.
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PhDon't @jdmar3.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
moopsy
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PhDon't @jdmar3.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
Hey David Brooks, fuck off!

Screenshot of an opinion article with the following text and a stock image featuring a depiction of a man's mouth in black and white with red arrows pointing toward a man's ear, depicting someone talking in someone's ear:

The New York Times

OPINION

DAVID BROOKS

Hey, America, Grow Up!

Aug. 10, 2023

GraphicaArtis/Getty Images
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PhDon't @jdmar3.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
Reskeet this with a banger pic of your dog
A Shiba Inu named Thor standing on the mid-floor landing in a staircase with brassy pine wood treads and trim. Cat Mike is sticking his head through two posts in the banister rail above and to the left of the dog, photo bombing.
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PhDon't @jdmar3.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
A drawing of a very boxy blue bird
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