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I like road tripping with my dog, more so via motorcycle than an enclosed vehicle. She's been to 32 states so far, the goal is to take her to all 49 continental states. I judge you if you don’t use alt-text. he/his

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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 29/09/2026
@wotcmatt.bsky.social is there rhyme or reason to determine when a set gets a copy token printed? I've noticed that it doesn't seem to have any correlation with how many cards create permanent copies.
A table that shows how many cards in the Magic the Gathering sets since March of the Machine create copy tokens and whether that set has copy tokens.
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 28/09/2026
I wasn’t expecting to get into the first shipment, I just wanted to support print to demand. Lucky queue placement I guess.
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 28/09/2026
With the sheer quantity of the Jace tokens I might have to practice @keithulhucards.bsky.social 's layering techniques.
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 22/09/2026
One of the Daredevils in Marvel Superheroes should have created a Mutagen token.
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 22/09/2026
@moxfield.com It's probably not important but when I read the "A 'modern' mtg deck builder" meta text on shared lists my immediate thought is that it's for the modern format until I remember that a lot of the commander shows use you to host their deck lists. It's probably me.
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 21/09/2026
What's your favourite movie that came out when you were 20?
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Robin Williams Blows Kiss Goodbye
Alt: Robin Williams blows a kiss in the movie “The Birdcage.”
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 18/09/2026
"The Host" (2006) is a better version of "Godzilla" (1998).
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 18/09/2026
A frequent post in the work slack: “FYI Back door pressure issues this morning.”
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 15/09/2026
If you would have told me in 2008 that the two leads of "Twilight" would go on to become two of my favorite actors I would have called you a liar.
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 15/09/2026
It's National Voter Registration Day in the USA, but you wouldn't know it from the meta information on the National Voter Registration Day website that says it occurs on the fourth Tuesday in September. Today is the third Tuesday in September. nationalvoterregistrationday.org
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National Voter Registration Day
National Voter Registration Day is a holiday celebrated on the fourth Tuesday of every September. It's goal is to focus attention on the importance of registering to vote and voting in our democracy d...
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 15/09/2026
@tolariancommunitycollege.com probably not worth doing a whole video on, but would love to see a mention in the set preview that Reality Fracture marks the third set in a row where a main set card creates token copies but the main set doesn’t have copy tokens. Non-exhaustive examples:
Multiversal Incursion
{5}{U}{U}
Sorcery

For each nontoken creature you control, create a token that’s a copy of that creature, except it isn’t legendary.

“Dibs on not dying this time.”
—Spider-Man, Peter Parker

Illustrated by LordiganThe Notary Hobbits
{3}{G}{G}
Legendary Creature — Halfling Advisor

When The Notary Hobbits enter, if they’re not a token, create two tokens that are copies of them, except the tokens aren’t legendary.

{T}: Add {C} for each Halfling you control.

Since Bilbo was presumed dead, his belongings were auctioned by three of the town’s best lawyers: Messrs. Grubb, Grubb, and Burrowes.

1/1
Illustrated by Jarel ThreatUldaros Theorix
{3}{U}{B}{B}
Legendary Creature — Elder Sphinx

Flying

When Uldaros Theorix enters, if you cast him, exile up to one target nonland card of each card type from your graveyard. Copy those cards. You may cast any number of spells with total mana value 6 or less from among the copies without paying their mana costs. (Permanent spells cast this way become tokens.)

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Illustrated by Alexander MokhovToken	Set Number	New token	Reveal Date	Revealed with card	
2/2 colorless Wizard Soldier named "Cadet"	T 0001	Yes	2026/7/17	Ajani Unrelenting	
2/2 white Cat Soldier	T 0002	No	2026/7/17	Ajani Resolute	
3/3 blue Angel	T 0003	Yes		Lyra, Tolarian Archangel	
1/1 blue Illusion	T 0004	Yes	2026/7/17	The Theorist, Jace Beleren	
Blue Jace Planeswalker Token	T 0005	Yes	2026/09/08	Lots (Academic Ascent)	
8/8 blue Leviathan with hexproof	T 0006	Yes			
5/5 red Dragon with Flying	T 0007	No		Kiora of Fire and Ashes	
4/4 green Beast with Trample		Yes	2026/7/17	Garruk, Veiled Butcher	
Mowu		No	2026/09/08	Jiang Yanggu, Never Alone	
					
Heartwood	T 0011	Yes	2026/7/17	Woodwork Prodigy	
Lotus	T 0012	Yes	2026/09/08	Kwia Vigorbloom	
Sculpture		Yes		Vraska, Soul of Stone	
Treasure		No		Vraska, the Cutting Glare	
Copy?		No	2026/09/08	Uldaros Theorix	Likely not being printed
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 14/09/2026
The RNG hated me today
Screenshot of the Secret Lair waiting room page with the text:

Welcome to the Secret Lair Lounge
Expected arrival time on the website: more than an hour PST
Your estimated wait time is: more than an hour
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 11/09/2026
We're 1 week away from @loadingreadyrun.com's Reality Fracture Pre-prerelease!
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 10/09/2026
There are at least 3 unrevealed tokens since Lotus is T 0012
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 10/09/2026
Just realized preordering Nauctis the Sunken Realm should be available soon based on previous preorder windows.
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 09/09/2026
Glad I already have my Can-Am Spyder
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 08/09/2026
Has anyone done a Command Tower alter based on R. F. Kuang's "Babel" yet?
The cover of R.F. Kuang's "Babel" showing a school tower rising high above the surrounding buildings.An alternative view of the tower looking upwards from the base.
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 08/09/2026
Should be getting a lot of spoilers this week. Hopefully we'll see more tokens.
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 03/09/2026
When they do the Magic the Gathering: Marvel X-Men/Mutants set I hope it includes at least 1 WUBRG mutant commander (most likely Apocalypse).
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 02/09/2026
I'm happy I'm not an engineer at @mtgsecretlair.com today. Would love to see the 5 whys after they...
Settle the Wreckage
{2}{W}{W}
Instant

Exile all attacking creatures target player controls. That player may search their library for that many basic land cards, put those cards onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

There was a hiss, a gushing whirl, and then silence. And that was the end of Smaug and Esgaroth.

Illustrated by Chris Cold
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 02/09/2026
Well, I got down to 10 minutes before the line became paused.
Calculating your position in line...

This may take a few moments.
The line is paused.
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 01/09/2026
This card is going to be gross in any deck that runs Practiced Offense
Vigorbloom Vanguard
{1}{G/W}
Creature — Troll Druid

This creature enters prepared. (While it’s prepared, you may cast a copy of its spell. Doing so unprepares it.)

Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has vigilance.

2/2
Seed Suture
{G/W}
Sorcery

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. You gain 1 life.

Illustrated by Denman RookePracticed Offense
{2}{W}
Sorcery

Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature target player controls. Target creature gains your choice of double strike or lifelink until end of turn.

Flashback {1}{W} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Watermark: Lorehold

Illustrated by Raluca Marinescu
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 01/09/2026
@chuckwendig.bsky.social not sure if you have time today to swing by campus but mspmag.com/eat-and-drin...
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U of M Makes Ice Cream for 175th Anniversary
The University of Minnesota is celebrating its birthday with a new ice cream flavor: North Star Apple Crisp.
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 31/08/2026
I like the use of the card number, rarity, and set as the series denotation on these faux Harlequin Romance covers in the Secret Lair drop. They reference the last in universe non SLD printing of each card except Runaway Together which seems to indicate these were designed before Lorwyn Eclipsed.
This cover image for Thrill of Possibility with Rogue and Gambit in an embrace it has a rarity of rare, a set number of 2616 and SLD (Secret Lair Drop) as the set:

Thrill of Possibility
{1}{R}
Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.

Draw two cards.

Artists: Shreya Shetty & Scott Okumura


The last standard legal printing was a common with set number 0210 in Foundations.This cover image for Grave Pact with Thanos kneeling before Death it has a rarity of rare, a set number of 2615 and SLD (Secret Lair Drop) as the set:

Grave Pact
{1}{B}{B}{B}
Enchantment

Whenever a creature you control dies, each other player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Illustrated by James Bousema & Scott Okumura

The last in universe printing was a mythic with set number 0029 in (WOT) Wilds of Eldraine Enchanting Tales.This cover image for Savor the Moment with Steve Roger's Captain America and Peggy Carter moments before a kiss against a brick wall, Steve's left arm is behind her and his left hand is on Peggy's waist it has a rarity of rare, a set number of 2614 and SLD (Secret Lair Drop) as the set:

Savor the Moment
{1}{U}{U}
Sorcery

Take an extra turn after this one. Skip the untap step of that turn.

Illustrated by Gal Or & Scott Okumura

The last in universe printing was a rare with set number 50 in (SHM) Shadowmoor.This cover image for Runaway together with Wiccan and Hulkling holding hands and flying towards the viewer in front of a cityscape, it has a rarity of rare, a set number of 2613 and SLD (Secret Lair Drop) as the set:

Run Away Together
{1}{U}
Instant

Choose two target creatures controlled by different players. Return those creatures to their owners’ hands.

Illustrated by Gal Or & Scott Okumura

The last in universe printing was a common with set number 0067 in (ECL) Lorwyn Eclipsed, but it references the common Foundations with set number 0162.
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 31/08/2026
Introduce yourself with five artists you've seen at least twice: Nine Inch Nails Tegan and Sara CHVRCHES Beastie Boys Rage Against the Machine
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 30/08/2026
Turns out your sealed limited deck works better if you don’t forget 2 lands - including the one of for your splash - in your deck box. 1 match was 0-2 but I got them down to near lethal both times. Other match was 2-0. (First round bye.)
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 28/08/2026
The @gavinverhey.bsky.social x @gameinformer.com IG reel about the possibility of World of Warcraft commanders seems auspicious.
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 26/08/2026
I know it's probably not possible, but it would be great if @scryfall.com co-attributed the artists of the Zeta cards with the original artists when applicable, like with Hullbreaker Horror, the art used in the composite is "The Terrible Dogfish" by Carlo Chiostri for "The Adventures of Pinocchio."
Hullbreaker Horror
{5}{U}{U}
Summon Kraken Horror

Flash. Can’t be countered.

Whenever you cast a spell, return either “target spell you don’t control” or “target nonland permanent” to its owner’s hand

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Illustrated by MSCHFPinocchio carries Geppetto on his back and swims out of The Terrible Dogfish's mouth. A 1902 drawing by Carlo Chiostri.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Terrible_Dogfish
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Jill Pantozzi @jillpantozzi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If you've never seen The Worst Witch, you gotta see this musical number at least
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 25/08/2026
Your LGS should be posting Reality Fracture prerelease signups soon.
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 24/08/2026
@mtgsecretlair.com you have a typo in Impostor on the SLD card list page (card looks correct).
1x Sakashima the Imposter as "Man-E-Faces, Actor of Eternia"
1x Kona, Rescue Beastie as "Beast Man, Savage Henchman"
1x Ertai Resurrected as "Evil-Lyn, Evil Warrior Goddess"
1x Derevi, Empyrial Tactician as "The Sorceress, Heroic Guardian"
1x Samut, Voice of Dissent as "Teela, Warrior Goddess"
1x Tetsuo, Imperial Champion as "Trap Jaw, Wizard of Weapons"
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 24/08/2026
In Magic the Gathering, there are cards that grant "no maximum hand size" for each frequent card type except instants. Lands - 1 Sorcery - 6 Enchantment - 7* Artifact - 9 Creature - 15 Planeswalkers - 4** * one is also a creature ** only as emblems from ults
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 20/08/2026
Zero sugar drink makers should make a scoop-able powder option available. The drink packets make so much waste.
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 19/08/2026
@gavinverhey.bsky.social Rule Breaker idea for the future: (Breaking 201.5) - Creature cards* & creatures** that utilize a short name also apply to other creature cards* & creature** with the same short name. (Or something) * deck & graveyard ** you control
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 12/08/2026
I'm really hoping that one of the inevitable Professor X cards in Magic the Gathering - Marvel - Mutants is WUBRG and has "you may cast mutant spells from the top of your deck" and that a Cerebro card allows you to tutor mutants.
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 11/08/2026
I miss pocket sized mass market paperbacks.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Senate primary here in MN tomorrow. Peggy Flanagan wants to dismantle ICE. Angie Craig supported a resolution thanking ICE for their service. Wants to reform ICE. Voted yes on Laken Riley Act, then said whoops. Given what’s happened here in 2026, it’s not all that complicated a choice.
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 10/08/2026
Looks like it will arrive while I'm in Japan or slightly afterwards.
Screenshot of me waiting for the secret lair to let me buy it. The deck is on back order and it will delivered in May of 2027.

Text:

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All orders placed for this product during the 24 hour sale window will be fulfilled. Split shipping is available at checkout if you would like other products in your order to ship sooner.

Miku Fan Merch is sold out in the following storefronts: North America, EU, UK.
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 10/08/2026
Yay, @mtgsecretlair.com added a favicon!
Browser tab showing that they've added the Magic the Gathering Planeswalker symbol as a favicon to the Secret Lair - Waiting room
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 07/08/2026
It's a Magic the Gathering prerelease weekend so I had to reset my limited kits for the new set. The inspiration for this came from @edhijinks.com plug for @gamegenic.com products, also features @infinitokens.com. Full description in alt text.
I have two set up like this so I can lend one to my brother or friends who want to attend.

Contents include:

- 15 of each basic land sleeved
- 25 empty sleeves 
- A few perfect fits
- +1/+1 D6s
- Regular D6s
- Ability keyword D6s
- 2 spin downs
- Ephemeral status markers for stun, goad, & exile from local company The Adventurer's Press
- Infinitokens & a dry erase marker 
- The 4 eternal tokens (Clue, Copy, Food, & Treasure)
- Floating mana tracker
- Paper versions of the tokens in the current set (replaced by real tokens as they're acquired)
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VorthosMike @vorthosmike.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Don’t forget Submitting for content stuff, interactions, collaborations with the @mnmarineartmuseum.bsky.social next year is due Sunday August 16: mmam.org/call-for-con...
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Call for Content: Blue in Magic — Minnesota Marine Art Museum
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 06/08/2026
Honestly something that I would expect in the Pitch-n-Pitch as described in @scalzi.com’s “Starter Villain.”
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 05/08/2026
Due to a fulfillment issue my favorite prerelease event - full box sealed - isn’t happening this weekend and I’m sad.
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 05/08/2026
This is the 3rd creature with “Investigator” in the name (of 8) that doesn’t use the investigate mechanic. Only the 2nd to appear in a standard format, the other one was Arcane Investigator in 2021’s Adventures in the Forgotten Realms.
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 05/08/2026
After Spider-Man: Brand New Day Hasbro has to be developing large and small Mr. Potato Heads to represent the main villains and street level villains respectively, right?
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 04/08/2026
I hope that Spider-Man: Brand New Day means banh mi gets the cultural bump like shawarma did after The Avengers.
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 04/08/2026
I'm almost done with "A Parade of Horribles" and after bingeing the audiobooks over the course of a month, I'm happy that I won't have anything spoiled for me, but sad that I won't have anything more in this universe for a while.
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 04/08/2026
I'm hoping this yields a 50 Lands variant (with far more lands) with both players having this in their command zone. Islands could still counter casting this but you have to discard a mountain and a forest to do so.
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 03/08/2026
If you like Spider-Man: Brand New Day and you like horror/supernatural mysteries, I definitely recommend 1998's "Fallen" staring Denzel Washington and John Goodman.
A movie poster for the movie "Fallen."
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JD Hovland @jdhovland.com · 03/08/2026
Guy was trying to talk to me about WNBA yesterday and said that 2 players he knows are Sophie Cunningham and Caitlin Clark and I mentioned that those were bigots' favorites. He said that wasn't why they were popular, and I asked him to name any 2 Black players. He couldn't.
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