JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Mike Johnson’s Gas, Grass or Ass Lawn Service coming soon. 011
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Who would’ve guessed reality show Trump would want to build America’s very first monument that could commit mass murder? 000
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 16/07/2026They should slap handcuffs on any loose paint chips in the drained reflecting pool and charge them with terrorism and neglecting their assigned duties. Lock them up behind bars for at least a few years so they can reflect on what they did. 000
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 04/07/2026You can either be a smart patriot knowing there's a big difference between communism & socialist democracies, which many of the happiest countries are. Or you can be a dumbass patriot who fails to know the difference & fails to see there are way more racist White Nationalists than communists in USA. 000
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Yes, Elon, we know. Billionaires using their wealth to help disadvantaged Earthlings makes the world a worse place. The world’s always a better place when the super wealthy keep all their hoarded wealth to themselves and don’t do jack shit to help anyone in dire need. 000
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I’m so sick & tired of these rich & arrogant pricks who do nothing to help Americans or make life better in America, but only do everything to serve Trump & enrich themselves while simultaneously destroying everything that has been great about America and our standing in the world for generations. 000
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Vanilla Ice: I would perform for Satan while he’s assaulting babies with icicles, because, ya know… Ice, Ice, Baby. 000
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Anyone interested in buying JD Vance’s old couch? You would be the 3rd owner, but she’s built to last. 000
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 17/05/2026The Republican Party no longer work for & serve the American people or the U.S. Constitution. They only work for and serve one man and his fascist dictator ideology and wet dream. Not sure why they don’t go ahead and change their name to the Trumplican Party. Has such a nice golden calf ring to it. 010
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Trump demands that all reporters that make him look like a liar and a bad president with bad poll numbers be fired. 100
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 11/05/2026This should be his official White House portrait. 000
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Imma tell my grandkids this is Kid Rock and RFK, Jr. 000
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Hey Kash Patel, the only person who should be arrested for the 2020 election is Donald J Trump. And you know it. 010
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 15/04/2026After so many Republicans not saying a damn thing about what Trump is doing & saying, don’t pretend like they wouldn’t do the same if he started building gas chambers to put immigrants, minorities & liberals in. And they would tell the Pope to stay in his own lane if he had anything to say about it. 000
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Hey Vince, sorry you’re having to take that late night class, but Trump and his MAGA movement is a class most of America and the world didn’t wanna take, but are having to endure at a great cost to America and the entire world. 000
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 13/03/2026What an idiot. This is equivalent to Billy Carter saying, “I have much better blood and beer than y’all, because my brother Jimmy was President.” 110
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Congressional moron who has never read the Epstein files claims Trump totally exonerated by the Epstein files. 110
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 10/02/2026If it walks like a goat fucker and talks like a goat fucker, chances are it’s a goat fucker. 000
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Yes, JD, ladies should smile and have some fun when asking Donald Trump about the Epstein files and his victims. 000
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Tell me one good reason why this name was redacted from the Epstein files. 021
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 02/02/2026The weird thing is, this is probably the same thing Trump used to say to Epstein’s little girls… “I’m gonna have some fun with you.” 111
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 29/01/2026President of the NYSE to the traders, “Please clap.” 000
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Donald Trump is the head of the Republican centipede. How much of his putrid excrement will they continue to gorge on to survive? 000
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 26/01/2026I guess it’s OK for right wing protesters to show up with long guns in the Michigan state capital to protest during Covid, but if one lefty shows up at a protest, legally carrying a firearm and not even threatening anyone with it, they’re a dead motherfucker. 011
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Seems like we should be more concerned about Trump and his family raking in billions in his first year back in office more than Illan’s husband making millions over the past few years. 183
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 16/09/2025One of my most prized possessions… a ‘thank you’ letter from Robert Redford for a branding iron made by my Dad. There will never be another like you. R.I.P., great sir. #Rectify 020
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Imagine if Madonna had taken legal action against all the girls copying her when she became famous in the 80’s. 🤔 010
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Meet my 3 new baby girl Samusky’s (Samoyed/Husky mix) I just got. One for my sister and two for me! The white one is Coco, the more caramel one is Star, and my sister’s, which has dark grey is Chanel. #puppies #puppylove ❤️❤️❤️ 250
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 27/02/2025I’m guessing the delay is because it’s taking a while to use Trump’s Sharpie to black out all the entries of his name. 000
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 26/02/2025I know your pain, George. I lost my sweet boy Josey last Wednesday after I found out he was dying Tuesday. This is the last pic I took of him staring up at the passing clouds a few hours after I found out. I think he knew. I’m gutted and heartbroken. I miss him terribly. 010
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 21/02/2025My heart is broken from losing my best friend and constant companion of 12 years yesterday, who was truly the bestest boy ever. So far it appears only 2 out of 30+ million users on Bluesky even give a damn. He deserved so much better than that. 210
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Yesterday was one of the hardest days of my like as I took my best friend and constant co-pilot of 12 years on his last ride to his eternal resting place. Been with me since season 1 of True Detective when he was 8 weeks old. He was truly the bestest boy ever. I’ll always love and miss you, Josey😔💔 221
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Since it’s still #caturday, he’s my 3-legged cat I adopted named Lucky. He’s very regal. 0101
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Imma tell my grandkids this was Lurch in the Trump Adam’s family. 000
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Kind of has a similar vibe to when Trump didn’t think black people had a right to rent apartments in his properties, except infinitely more dangerous for America and Americans. 331
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Even my cat is concerned that Kash Patel is a horrible pic to lead our FBI. 130
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 26/12/2024The exact moment in 1983 that the left declared War On Christmas, via Billy Squire and MTV. 020
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Happy Friday, Bluesky. This is my dog Josey playing in high cotton in the Mississippi Delta. 040
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Anyone else getting Master Blaster vibes from Master Elon and Blaster Trump’s government shutdown?? 021
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 16/12/2024I hope everyone with polio in 2028 will be able to vote from their iron lungs. 000
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 08/12/2024BREAKING: Anyone caught doing the Raygun kangaroo pose will now be sued by the O.G Kangaroo poser. 000
JD Evermore @jdevermore.bsky.social · 02/12/2024I have a 3 legged ginger cat too. His name’s Lucky. 010