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John Baker (El Padrino)

@jdbaker237.bsky.social

215 followers 237 following 169 posts

Husband, Father, Son, Brother, Gentleman, Scholar

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John Baker (El Padrino) @jdbaker237.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Inflammable means flammable #KatieBritt @EricSchmitt

Senator Katie Britt Shocked to discover that her political party is populated with morons

John Baker (El Padrino) @jdbaker237.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

John Baker (El Padrino) @jdbaker237.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Gotta be the same thing that makes them stick to cliffs

Goats climbing a cliff face

John Baker (El Padrino) @jdbaker237.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

You've created Marice Moss from The IT Crowd lol

Maurice Moss (Richard Ayoade) from "The IT Crowd" in a bar wearing a red beret with the caption: "I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk."

John Baker (El Padrino) @jdbaker237.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

The "But Her Emails" meme with the words "The Blue Slips" superimposed over "Her Emails"

John Baker (El Padrino) @jdbaker237.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Ya gotta have goals, I guess. Mine is to have Gwyneth Paltrow fuck off more.

Picture of Gwyneth Paltrow above a Conde Nast Traveler headline: "Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You to Sleep More" followed by a blurb promoting her latest grift. No word on whether there's a Gwyneth Paltrow Vagina Scented Candle burning somewhere.

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John Baker (El Padrino) @jdbaker237.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Key country negotiators:

From the movie Madagascar, three penguins waving with the caption "Smile and wave boys, smile and wave"

John Baker (El Padrino) @jdbaker237.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

#Wisconsin #CheeseHeads #WisconsinSupremeCourt #SusanCrawford #Elon #ElonMusk #Tesla #Cybertruck #Musk #JudgeSusanCrawford #Crawford

AI generated picture of a giant block of Swiss cheese destroying a cybertruck

John Baker (El Padrino) @jdbaker237.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Credit to @markbeekeeper.bsky.social

Pic of artist Bob Ross in fron of a painting sauing Tariffs are ice cream, tariffs are redwood trees, tariffs are fluffy clouds, tariffs are wonderful things, anything you want them to be, really.

John Baker (El Padrino) @jdbaker237.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Also, for anyone keeping score at home, Starship has met ZERO of it's December 2020 HLS goals but sure, it's going to Mars Source: oig.nasa.gov/wp-content/u...

Image of Figure 4 from the November, 2021 NASA inspector General audit listing Starship goals as follows:

Q2 2022 - Orbital Launch Test (not achieved as of 3/16/2025)
Q4 2022 - Propellant Transfer Test (not achieved)
Q2 2023 - Long Duration Flight Test (not achieved)
Q1 2024 - Uncrewed Lunar Landing (lol)
Q1 2025 - HLS Launch (lmao even)

John Baker (El Padrino) @jdbaker237.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Please don't ever get in one of these things. Do something much safer like bungee jumping or skydiving. #Cybertruck #ElonMusk www.jalopnik.com/1810328/coll...

Jalopnik headline reads: "Three College Kids Burned To Death Inside A Cybertruck Because The Doors Wouldn't Open: Highway Patrol" and a picture of the burnt vehicle

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John Baker (El Padrino) @jdbaker237.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

A large white Pelican leaning into and staring uncomfortably close at a woman. The caption reads "What you did there, I see it"

John Baker (El Padrino) @jdbaker237.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

John Baker (El Padrino) @jdbaker237.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

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John Baker (El Padrino) @jdbaker237.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

The master of ceremonies for the September 1st parade has requested that to honor the Battle of Jonesborough, we should annually burn the city of Atlanta to the ground

Image of Union General William Tecumseh Sherman, 1864 SEC champion

John Baker (El Padrino) @jdbaker237.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Soup a movie

Poster for the movie Jaws with the word 'Jaws' expertly edited out and replaced with 'Borscht!'

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John Baker (El Padrino) @jdbaker237.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Characters Moriarity and Oddball discussing the collapsed bridge: "That ain't my fault, Oddball, I've done nothing but have good thoughts about that damn bridge ever since we left!"

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John Baker (El Padrino) @jdbaker237.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Mannequin mocking another mannequin meme with text "This MF Quoting CNN"

John Baker (El Padrino) @jdbaker237.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Just got a new outfit on #rdr2 . Captain Morgan?

Red Red Redemption 2 character Arthur Morgan dressed as a pirate

John Baker (El Padrino) @jdbaker237.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

www.indiatimes.com/news/world/w... #MarsBitches #Moon #Mars #Elon

Three panel meme of Bart Simpson in his classroom:
1) The whole class stares at him
2) Bart says "Mars, Bitches"
3) Everyone cheers

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John Baker (El Padrino) @jdbaker237.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

you might not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like

Picture of a person blowing into the open lid of a teakettle forcing the tea to spray out of the spout directly into a teacup. TBH, this might be a woman in the picture so the crack about peak male performance may be purely aspirational.

John Baker (El Padrino) @jdbaker237.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Overused image of Leonardo DiCaprio in The Great Gatsby offering cheers with the caption "Well Done!"

John Baker (El Padrino) @jdbaker237.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater as a kid.

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John Baker (El Padrino) @jdbaker237.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Image of Nintendo character Luigi driving a go-kart

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John Baker (El Padrino) @jdbaker237.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Still of Nintendo character Luigi with the caption "It's Luigi Time"

John Baker (El Padrino) @jdbaker237.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Person trying to enter heaven
St. Peter: "That's great but deathbed confessions don't erase a lifetime of actions"
Petitioner (thought bubble): "great googly moogly"

John Baker (El Padrino) @jdbaker237.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Three panel stills from ther movie Goodfellas:
1) "What the fuck, Tommy?! Why did you just kill Spider?"
2) "Because I'm Italian, Henry, We're all just stupid fucking idiots who don't know nothin about why we do anything"
3) "True"

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John Baker (El Padrino) @jdbaker237.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

#TrumpGuitar #Trump #Guitar #Fascist

Picture of Donald Trump with one of the cheap Chinese guitars he's hawking with the words "This Machine Enriches Fascists"

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John Baker (El Padrino) @jdbaker237.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Georgia courts gonna be like:

Three panel image of Alex Trebek gameshow Jeopardy:
Panel 1: Alex trebek says "Where can you get with that bullshit"
Panel 2: A contestant says "What is 'Fuck Outta Here'"
Panel 3: Alex Trebek says "Correct"

John Baker (El Padrino) @jdbaker237.bsky.social · 07/11/2024

I grew up on these streets

Opening screen for 1982 text-based game "Zork"

West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
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