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Dan Stirk

@jdanielstirk.bsky.social
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Husband, dog dad, Lego builder, international trade lawyer

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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The walls will run red with ketchup on this day
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No doubt well deserved, but if the Nobel Committee were actively trying to troll Trump, they could not have made a choice better suited for that purpose
WSJ: Nobel Peace Prize Goes to Navi Pillay, Mandela Lawyer Who Led Human Rights at U.N.
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jack called it.
In the 30 Rock episode "Blind Date" (Season 1, Episode 3), Jack Donaghy says of Kenneth Parcell, "In five years we'll all either be working for him... or be dead by his hand."
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I bet you are having some regerts about that post
No Regerts tattoo
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We should all just stop talking about the guy who did this!
Tim Robinson Hot Dog Guy
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Forget it, Paul. It's Bluesky.
Forget it, Jake.  It's Chinatown.
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
But see Romancing the Stone.
Romancing the Stone image.  "Joan Wilder?!!!"
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We don't hire dirty centaurs.
We don't hire dirty centaurs.
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No, but seriously, they are bad people
Krusty the Klown: They drove a dump truck full of money to my house. I’m not made of stone.
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Your correspondents:
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Lauren Boebert having sex with those staffers and paying them off.  So, I guess it's pretty serious.
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Supreme Court to Trump:
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Accenture, which used to be Arthur Andersen. Should be fine
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wow. Okay.
Pope Leo XIV and Marco Rubio on Thursday, May 7, at the Vatican.
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The irreplaceable Jon Lovitz in The Wedding Singer saying, "Chaka Kaaaaahhhhhhnnnn!!"
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hall of Doom
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I agree with Bluesky. 100/100 for this one
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I disagree, Spelling Bee
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The indictment in United States v. Sant lists among the overt acts in furtherance of the alleged conspiracy posting on Facebook, “We must become ungovernable.” www.courtlistener.com/docket/73489...
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The dictionary definition of blasphemy
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m old enough to remember Republicans falsely accusing Democrats of offering free stuff to get votes.
Many results from searching Google for “Democrats want free stuff”
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Shazaam, starring Sinbad
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The laws on the books have been insufficient to prevent what has happened, and those laws will not be sufficient to fix the problems we face. We’re gonna need to do justice in other ways
Tyrol: "You know what? One day, when this is all over, guys like Gaeta are gonna get strung up. Guys like you and me, we're gonna be there, tying the knots. Makin’ ‘em tight.”
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
National Lampoon's European Vacation. "Do you want that in the can?" "No, I'll have it right here."
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Goose chasing Sen. Cramer asking whether Jimmy Carter sold his farm before taking office
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Shots fired at the Princeton History Department in the WSJ op-ed section, @kevinmkruse.bsky.social www.wsj.com/opinion/trum...
The Trumps are seeing their opportunities and taking them, in the tradition of what Tammany Hall’s George Washington Plunkitt called “honest graft.” (For Princeton history majors, Tammany Hall was a 19th century Democratic political machine.) The President’s disclosure report shows capital gains in the range of $100,000 to $1 million from critical mineral developer MP Materials, whose share price surged last summer after the company announced the Pentagon was taking a 15% stake.
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I know the NYT is your beat, @nytpitchbot.bsky.social, but there is some gold today in the WSJ opinion pages
The WSJ Opinions Section is just trolling
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Still from The Simpsons of Abe Simpson and his friend laughing at Scalzi's post
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Motion DENIED. Get back to work guys
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Star Wars meme.  Stop trying to make wizard happen.
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Consuming cow shit *can* lead to illness, but maybe it won't...
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Yes, I have seen a smiling Democrat.
Obama, the smiling Democrat
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Green shoots. Trump’s guy just advanced to the runoff with only 171,000 votes in a state where almost 4 million people voted in the last election. Seems super popular
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I think about this every day
"You are not serious people" gif from Succession
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Tell me everything, girl. I am interested in nothing else
Freakin cute dog crossing her legs, ready to listen
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
And I’ll be seeing YOU, at the DEPOSITION!
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Fouad gets the joke
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Your mileage may vary
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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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