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Bastards. Talking to people in a language they understand instead of just shouting at them and throwing stuff in their direction.

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You're kidding. My Mum and Dad used to make me get up and do it for them!

In fairness Trump said USA shared a history with Rome dating back thousands of years so they were probably close to the Greeks as well - particularly as they were all blond with marbly white skin 🤷

Well she is quite good at listening. She did it once in 2008 and got full marks..... from herself

I has innvestigated all the info mation and no one has definitely not broken any rools

It's Karen She'll say goodbye to love

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Quattro Staggione for me Andrew

Is he giving an invitation to Epstein's island? 🤷

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Seriously though I do like that stuff. Retired now but I started working in a Building Society and early in my career helped with the takeover of the Blyth & Morpeth Permanent Benefit Building Society - who still used Ledgers to record transactions. And no I'm not 150 years old 😂

2/2 Joseph walks into a bar on Friday night after a hard week carpentering "Guys, you're never going to believe this. Mary's pregnant.... and it's not mine. But she's still a virgin, she told me so"

Man Laughing Hysterically

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There are 2 others I really like: "Where have you been for 40 days" "I've been talking to God and he gave me these 2 tablets with 5 commandments on each tablet" "Seriously??? Have you been drinking again?" "No. Not a drop, or any food in 40 days" 🤔 1/2

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No, that's really interesting. What type of coat do you have? 🤔 😉

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I particularly like his use of modern youth language. In my day we didn't say "absolutely shattered" we said "oops! I've filled my trousers" but only to ourselves. Sick!

Three - any dog owner wouldn't get their phone out. They'd run over in tears

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Nice to see he knows what a period is 👍

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So it's nice in the central area...but the central area is a shit hole?🤔 Does that mean he thinks shit holes are nice?🤷

Carry On Matron: Shocked Man

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Bonespurs Meet the Bonespurs They're the modern Stoned Age Family From the town of Palm Beach They're the far right out of history

Fred Flintstone Kisses His Bag of Money

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OMG I forgot about Gullis. Last time I heard of him he was complaining that no-one would employ him I see he's now with Aegean Consultants. 🤦‍♂️

My favourite Carpenters song? The one where she meets her friend at the chippy on Blackpool Pleasure beach 🎶Why do birds suddenly appear Every time you are near🎶

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You should put that to music. I'll do the chorus. 🎶Grifting the night awaaaay🎶

Chubby Man's Energetic Dance

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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Being a wildlife photographer: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...

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Do you have to bring your own chainsaw or do the military provide them?

I hope the judge and the prosecution officials realise they are absolutely horrific pieces of something I would want to wipe off my shoe. They will go down in history alongside 1930's German Nazis

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JD @jd007ifonly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Alphabet (Google) have a 37% profit ratio. If they dropped that to 17% they'd "only" make £6bn profit a month! 🤷 Now sit in front of the shareholders, tell them how much good they can do with the other £8bn a month or should they line their own pockets?

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Nice 👍 You'll never walk again 👍👍

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JD @jd007ifonly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I've heard rumours of Oakshott and Tice secretly telling the truth and actually paying all UK taxes due. I don't believe it but if true it should bring a raft of published tax returns coming to a screen near you soon