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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 20/03/2026
If you precisely time the preparation your beverage of choice this morning, you can toast the first minute of spring officially arriving at 10:48 am, EDT today.
View of earth from space with the sun just kissing the arc of the  horizon, illuminating land, clouds, and ocean below.
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 12/03/2026
Took me longer than it should have . . .
Photo: A plain, terra cotta coloured Tee shirt  with a design on the front that features two black crows and the words, “Attempted murder”
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 10/03/2026
Q. What’s an example of adding insult to injury? A. An OC Transpo bus station. #ottawa
Photo. A glassed in bus stop with a row of benches on the right. The concrete floor is strewn with garbage including paper wrappers and plastic bottles.
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 09/03/2026
So much winning.
Screen shot: Toronto stock exchange chart showing a deep plunge in the last week.Screen shot: Oil price chart showing oil prices rising to $130 a barrel, highest since 2008
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2026
Rites of Spring It was round about now, mid-March or so, when the marbles would come out. We bided time until conditions were just right: that point when disappearing snow revealed the soft earth long buried by winter. Not too waterlogged. Not too dry. Goldilocks […] [Original post on mstdn.ca]
Close up of a hand about to shoot a marble into a round hole carved into soft earth. A few other marbles are lying on the ground.
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 04/03/2026
Am I the only one puzzled by time change math? Consider: Eastern Standard Time started November 2, 50 days before the winter solstice. Eastern Daylight Time starts March 8, 77 days after the solstice. Why such an imbalance? Why wouldn’t EDT restart 50 days after the […] [Original post on mstdn.ca]
Photo: A clock store with dozens of clocks of various styles and sizes on display.
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 04/03/2026
After a run of 56 days this winter, the Rideau Canal skateway closes for the season today. The longest overall skating season (from opening to closing) was during the 1971–1972 winter, when the canal remained open for approximately 90–95 days. #ottawa
Photo: Two pairs of skates, one men’s, black, one wonen’s, white, are hanging from hooks on a dark blue wall
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 04/03/2026
This is more like it. #cdnpoli
Screen grab of a March 4 Globe and Mail article with the headline, ‘PM tempers support for strikes in Iran, questions their legality.’
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 17/02/2026
An air quality alert just popped up. Any theories as to why? #ottawa
Screen shot of Apple’s weather app showing an air quality index of 5 (moderate health risk).
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 17/02/2026
. . . and the piece de resistance . . . #pancakeday
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 17/02/2026
As fine a mardi gras as ever there was. #pancakeday
Photo: On a countertop, the ingredients for making pancakes: a skillet, egg, maple syrup, salt, oat milk, vanilla, flour, butter, blueberries.Photo: A pancake browning nicely on the griddle.Photo: A table setting with place mat, knife, fork, blue napkin, and a white plate with floral designs upon which is a stack if pancakes adorned with fresh blueberries.
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 17/02/2026
Back in the Before Times, I would ocassionally buy a pair of jeans online from a U.S. supplier. They sent me a survey this morning. My response:
Text of my letter: 

Re: Your opinion truly matters to us
Why are you sending me this email? I haven't bought anything from you guys for months, and have no intention of doing so until that crazy monster of a president you have down there is impeached and incarcerated.
Do you think, as a Canadian, I would be so foolish as to purchase anything from a country whose government threatens Canada weekly, tries to stir political unrest in our country, slaps on punitive tariffs for no apparent reason, and insults us and our prime minister, not to mention turning your own country into a tyrannical hellhole?
Nothing against you guys personally, but sheesh.
JD
Ottawa, Canada
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 14/02/2026
Not entirely sold on this AI thingy.
Screen shot of a chat GPT conversation. 

Question:  I need to get my car washed but the car wash is only 300 meters away. Should I walk or drive to the car wash


GPT answer:
If it's only 300 meters (about 0.2 miles) away, you should walk.
Here's why:
It's very close - about a 3-5 minute walk.
You'll save gas (even if it's a tiny amount).
Better for the environment.
You get a little movement in.
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 05/02/2026
‘Tis the season! Sure are some *searches for technical term* doozies out there.
Photo: A roadway full of water-filled potholes.
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 02/02/2026
A question for you: is it just me or is this guy starting to turn orange?
Pierre Poilievre wearing a dark blue suit, standing up in the House of Commons surrounded by other MPs. His face does indeed seem to have a more orange hue than those of the others in the photo.
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 02/02/2026
From @deAdder
Cartoon: 
A downtown city street looking from above. A theatre blazoned with the word “Melania” on its marquee sits beside a dental clinic advertising “Root Canals”. There is a long line up for the root canals. There is no line up for Melania.
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 01/02/2026
OK little fella. Tomorrow’s your big day! We all rootin’ for ya! . . . . . . Just don’t you go screwing it up, now, ya hear?.
Photo: A ground hog sitting on a patch of half grass, half snow.
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 01/02/2026
Feel the burn . . . #ottawa
Bluesky post by Ottawa City Councillor Ariel Troster: 

Ariel Troster @arieltroster.com
An oft-repeated statistic says men apply for a job when they have 60% of the qualifications while women wait till they have 100%. Pretty sure that stat was debunked, but ...
Several men seem to think that being Mayor is a suitable starter job for someone with no municipal experience. It's not.
15:10 • 31 Jan 2026
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 28/01/2026
The results are in! #ottawa
Poster’s note: This is a list of funny snow plow names, many of which use odd spellings so I”m not sure how well they’ll be machine read. Anyway, here goes.

Name the Plow!  Drumroll...
The votes are in Ottawa! Here are the final 24 snowplow names...
• Austin Plowers
• Blizzard Wizard
• Croque-Neige
• Edward Blizzardhands
• Fast and Flurious
• Flurrious George
• Good SnOmens
• Han Snowlo
• Jon Bon Snowvi
• Pacman Contre la Neige
• Plowasaurus Rex
• Plowy McPlow
• Sherlock Snowmes
• Shiver Me Blizzards
• Sir Plows a Lot
• SnoMore
• Snow Big Deal
• Snowbi Gon Kenobi
• Snowmageddon
• Taylor Drift
• Tim Snowtons
• Winter Wonderplow
• You Don't Snow Me
• You're a Blizzard, Harry
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 26/01/2026
According to this post, Tiktok is already blocking anti-Trump, anti-ICE posts. If so, time to abandon it altogether. Are there Canadian/ other alternatives?
Screen shot of a post by David Leavett. I’m not sure what social media its on. Anyway it says that “TikTok has begun censoring anti-Trump and anti-Ice content.”
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 25/01/2026
Here we go . . . Again!
Weather alert from Environment Canada: 

Issued at: 12:00 noon EST Sunday 25
January 2026
Impact level: Moderate
Forecast confidence: High
Snow, at times heavy, this afternoon through
Monday morning.
What:
Snowfall amounts of 10 to 20 cm.
Reduced visibility in heavy snow and local blowing snow.
When:
This afternoon through Monday morning.
Additional information:
Snow will taper to periods of light snow or flurries from west to east through Monday morning. The Monday morning commute may be impacted.
Northeasterly winds gusting 40 to 50 km/h may result in local blowing snow, particularly for exposed areas.
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 25/01/2026
After all the lies, after all the abuse, after all the attempts to ruin our economy, we still do this . . . Convoy of linesmen heading from Canada to the US to help out with the winter storm aftermath.
Linesmen trucks on an Ontario highway heading south.
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 24/01/2026
Found this on Reddit. Thought some of you guys would enjoy.
Photo: 
Two rolls of paper towels are bound in plastic on which there is an orange label with the logo of the National Post, a Canadian conservative newspaper.
Under the logo are 4 bullet points:

- now with extra nonsense;
- may come pre soiled; 
- opinions worth the flush; 
- extra course texture. 
At the bottom of the label is a round red white and blue sticker reading “Proudly made in the USA”. 
For good measure, an open roll of toilet paper is positioned at the lower right corner.
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 23/01/2026
The Roman historian Tacitus (50-120 CE) nailed it. “Tacitus was especially good at describing the effect the tyrant has on the people around him. When the tyrant first takes power, there is a “rush into servitude” as great swarms of sycophants suck up to the great […] [Original post on mstdn.ca]
A marble bust of Tacitus
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 20/01/2026
This morning: Trump displays an AI map of North America in the White House showing Canada, Greenland, and Venezuela as part of the US. www.newsweek.com/trump-shares-map-o…
Trump in the White  House with half a dozen visitors in front of the map of North America. The countries of Canada, Greenland, and Canada are overlaid with the American flag, as is the United States.
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 19/01/2026
Canadian cheerleader (Credit: Theo Moudakis, Toronto Star) #poilievre
Cartoon. 
Trump kicks a large domino labelled ‘Venezuela’ which topples towards a line of other dominoes: Colombia, Mexico, Greenland, Cuba, and Canada. By Trump’s side is a figure jumping and waving his arms and saying, “Go Trump, go!!”.  The figure is Pierre Poilievre.
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 15/01/2026
@deAdder
Cartoon.
A line marks the Canada—US border. On the US side, there is an ICE military style vehicle outside of which agents with clubs are busy besting up a person. On the Canadian side there is also a truck labelled ICE, but this is a plain old delivery van. Outside the van a man is pulling a trolly of, well, just ice. He says, “Americans sure do things differently.”
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 15/01/2026
Lansdowne Park this week. #ottawa
Aerial shot showing the destruction of the grounds east of the stadium.
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 15/01/2026
I wrote to the National Observer about this (thought they might be more investigative than the legacy media) and received this reply.
Message exchange with the National Observer: 

Hi John,
Thanks for sending your scoop via Canada's National
Observer's scoop link.
Your scoop has been forwarded to our editorial team. They will contact you if they require any further info.
Thanks again for sharing your scoop with National
Observer.
Kind regards,
Jan 15, 2026, 07:30 PST
Submitted on Thu, 01/15/2026 - 07:30
Submitted by: Anonymous
Submitted values are:
Name
D
Email address
Subject - reason
I've got a general question
Message
Politico Europe quotes an anonymous diplomat saying that Canada is sending troops to Greenland, though it's officially denied. See paragraphs 5, 6.
Any chance NO could find out more? There's no mention that I could find in the Globe, Star, or NP.
https://www.politico.eu/article/denmark-allies-boost-greenland-military presence-donald-trump-ramps-up-pressure/
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 12/01/2026
I received a reply from the Minister. It mentions improving platform safety and accountability but there’s no mention of moving the Canadian government from the X platform. #x #GROK
Text of Evan Solomon’s letter (truncated as it is over Mastodon’s character limit): 

 RE: Use of X and Grok by the Canadian Government
Thank you for reaching out to share your concerns regarding recent reports of deepfake images generated by the artificial intelligence chatbot Grok on the social media platform X.
I want to be clear: deepfake sexual abuse is violence. Canadians should be able to participate online without fear that their image will be misused or manipulated without consent, particularly women and young people.
Platforms and Al developers have a responsibility to take reasonable steps to prevent this kind of harm.
Our government is continuing to advance the responsible development and use of artificial intelligence in Canada. A key part of this work is Bill C-16, which would amend the Criminal Code to clarify that non-consensual deepfake intimate images are treated as intimate images for the purposes of the offence of publication without consent. This legislation would strengthen protections for victims and help ensure that those who misuse these technologies are held accountable.
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 12/01/2026
I’ve written several times trying to get someone—anyone— to show a little initiative on this file. Crickets so far. Undeterred, here we go again. I’ll let you guys know if I get a resoonse this time. #x #GROK
Letter: 

To:
Evan Solomon,
Minister of Artificial Intelligence and Digital Innovation, Canada.
Dear Mr. Solomon,
I understand the Canadian government is reconsidering its use of X as a social media platform in the wake of controversies surrounding its Grok Al service, and X generally.
Good. The sooner the federal government stops using X, the better.
. . . 
Governments urgently need to find ways to wean themselves from this platform.
In the recent past, X has helped foment right-wing riots in Britain, threatened to curtail essential military communications in Ukraine, promoted violent and extremist views and, in Canada, attempted to discredit the CBC by labelling it a
'government funded media'
Fortunately, there are alternatives: alternatives which are not owned by any corporation and through which governments can own, operate, and control their own social media platforms. The Fediverse is one such alternative worthy of investigation. Fediverse servers are relatively easy and inexpensive to implement.
International government agreements and co-ordinated roll outs would help solve the chicken-and-egg problem in transferring to a new social media platform. For this reason I propose that the issue be put on the agenda of the next G7 leaders meeting with a view to securing such agreements as soon as possible.
Thank you.
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 09/01/2026
Someone isn’t on this list and most certainly wishes he were, especially with a certain leadership review looming.
A screen shot from CTV news showing the 10 most searched Canadians in 2025. They are, in order, Mark Carney, Justin Trudeau, Justin Bieber, Tate McRae, Jagmeet Singh, Ryan Reynolds, Drake, Ryan Gosling, Shawn Mendes, Rachel McAddams.
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 07/01/2026
North America, circa 2027?
Map of North America with the uS (including Alaska), and Greenland coloured in red. Text at the bottom of the map reads, “Choose one. Canada will be a) Coddled, b) Enwreathed, c) Besieged”
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 06/01/2026
What surprises me most is that The Orange One hasn’t sent his Black Hawks into Norway to, er, ‘extract’ one of its natural resources.
Photo: A close-up image of the gold Nobel prize medal with a relief of Alfred Nobel on its surface.
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 26/12/2025
Years when there were white, green, or mixed Christmases in Ottawa since 1976. (via Reddit)
A chart showing the years that Ottawa has had a white, green or mixed Christmas since 1976. Green Christmases were in 1996, 1999, 2003, 2015 2019, 2020, 2023.
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 24/12/2025
All the best to all you magnificent Mastos! Tout le meilleur pour vous tous magnifiques Mastos ! ¡Todo lo mejor para todos ustedes, magníficos Mastos! / jd
Clipart. A sprig of green holly with red berries.
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 22/12/2025
Tough guy! Real tough.
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 21/12/2025
Excited to share the news that tomorrow we’ll have two seconds* more sunlight than today. ————- * Ottawa Ontario. Your kilometrage may vary. #solstice
Graphic: an illustration of the earth from space with the sun illuminating its surface.
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 20/12/2025
The trolley problem when billionaires rule.
Cartoon. A trolley is on a track. In front of it are many people tied to the track with ropes. At the side of the track a man is standing with his hand on a large lever. A caption reads, “ You can stop the trolley at any time but doing so would disrupt the trolley service causing the company to lose profits.”
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 18/12/2025
@crispius You are hereby granted the Mastodon award for stickwithitness!
Photo. An award in the shape of a star upon a gold base.
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 18/12/2025
Travel to the US from Canada is down by 40% over last year. So where are Canadians going? According to Flight Centre, these are the top spots. Turks and Caicos: +350% Saint Lucia: +116% Japan: +88% Colombia: +75% Switzerland: +64% Barbados: +61% Vietnam: +56% […] [Original post on mstdn.ca]
Photo: An Air Canada jet flying above puffy clouds
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 18/12/2025
At what stage are we now?
Cartoon labelled “The Stages of Winter”. Five figures walking on a sidewalk in single file towards the right where it is becoming considerably more wintery with falling snow and wind. 
First figure is in shorts and a t shirt. His label is ‘Denial’.
Second figure has long pants and a jacket. His label is Anger.
Third figure has added a scarf. His label is Bargaining.
Fourth figure has a heavier jacket. His label is ‘Depression’.
Fifth figure is bundled up with hat, scarf, buttoned up coat, and gloves. His label is ‘Acceptance’.
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 17/12/2025
I can’t for the life of me figure out why Trump has taken such an interest in Venezuela. #oil
A circle chart showing countries with significant oil reserves. It shows that Venezuela has 18 percent of the world’s oil reserves followed by Saudi Arabia 17%, Canada 10%, Iraq 9%.
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 17/12/2025
“Paper money accounted for just 20 per cent of all transactions last year, down from 54 per cent in 2009. One-fifth of Canadians say they no longer carry any cash on a daily basis.” (Globe and Mail) Although I do carry a couple of $20 notes for emergencies […] [Original post on mstdn.ca]
Photo: A spread of Canadian paper currency notes including 5, 10, 20, and 50 dollar bills.
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 15/12/2025
Nativity scene, Charlotte, NC
An outside nativity scene. Mary and Joseph are kneeling before a baby on a blanket nestled on some hay. Behind them, standing, are 2 masked ice agents dangling handcuffs.
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 13/12/2025
Michael de Adder strikes again. @deAdder
Cartoon. The Situation Room, White house. A group of nine people , including Trump, are sitting around a conference table looking at a wall-sized TV panel displaying an image of Defence Secretary Hegseth in the ocean clinging to a small, overturned rowboat. A crosshairs is centred on the boat. One of the people around the conference table wearing a military uniform is saying, “Your call, Mr. president.”
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 12/12/2025
Guess he had to say something . . .
Social media post from Pierre Poilievre:

Michael Ma was elected as a Conservative by the constituents of Markham-Unionville to fight against
Liberal inflationary spending driving up the cost of living in his community.
Today, he chose to endorse the very policies he was elected to oppose. The same policies driving up food prices and making life more expensive for all.
The people he let down the most are the ones who elected him to fight for an affordable future. He will have to answe to them.
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 12/12/2025
“Sir . . .”
Photo. Someone (unidentified) is whispering into Pierre Poilievre’s ear.
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 10/12/2025
Meanwhile at a South Calgary Petro Canada . . .
Photo. A Petro-Canada gas station sign showing the price as 99.9 cents a litre.
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 10/12/2025
News item: “The US State Department is to revert to the Times New Roman font instead of Calibri, blaming “radical” diversity, equity, inclusion and accessibility programs for what Marco Rubio said was a misguided and ineffective switch from the serif typeface Times […] [Original post on mstdn.ca]
Samples of both Times New Roman snd Calibri typefaces.Examples of the Wingdings font.
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