Reposted by @jcwmtl.bsky.social

the chance of you walking naked in some field and then slipping over a banana 🍌 - after which a nearby horde of stallions 🐎 runs towards you and violently breeds you - 𝗶𝘀 𝗹𝗼𝘄, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘇𝗲𝗿𝗼. 𝘀𝗼 𝗶𝘁'𝘀 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗱 😨