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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
My buddy, who lives in Texas, just messaged me with "Jordan Spieth?" I have an insane love of autographs (probably the 'tism), so I'm kinda his go-to on identifying them. "100%," I said. He then informed me he found it at a shoe store for $2.99, and they had 2. So now we both have one. Let's gooo!
A Byron Nelson golf hat autographed on the bill by golfer Jordan Spieth
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
My baby played softball for the first time this year. She hit .426, and lettered as a freshman, and won two team awards (Most Improved and 110% Award) at tonight's banquet. I am a proud dad! 😍
Girl holding two softball awards.
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
My squirrels come eat and then get tablet time.
A squirrel eating bird seed on the porch.A squirrel looking at a tablet on a table.
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Best I can do is this Halloween wig. 😅
A man in a Dunder Mifflin hat giving the peace sign while wearing a mullet wig.
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
It took me 39 years, but I found the best house ever to trick or treat.
Holding a beer can I got trick or treating
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Ah. Thank you.
A big ol' dummy getting puppy kisses.
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
New avi?
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Fuck. Please don't suck again, 'Hawks.
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
My freshman made her varsity debut today and went 3-for-5 with an RBI, scored a run, had a sacrifice, and her last at-bat was a screaming liner right back at the pitcher (for an out). She was so nervous when her coach let her know she'd be starting today. I am OVER THE MOON! She killed it!
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
My girlies brought this back for me after a recent trip to Chicago. It's always been Royals/Cubs for me.
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
She at least got on the board today. We had a blast though. 🥰
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Jesus Houdini Christ, this is great.
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
*riding You dumbass.
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Got my little queen a new white pearl for her 15th bday this weekend.
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
She's also a baller. #DeucesUces
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Itsa ma beebee! 🥰❤️ #ProudestDad
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I was proud of this one.
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
The year is 2025: Taylor Swift is gonna be Jason Kelce's new sister.
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Still swooning that my freshman made the varsity squad. 😍🥰😍 #ProudOfHer #DeuceDeuce
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
My 14-year-old just texted me this ...
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
No, YOU got stoned and decided to submit your entry late. 🥲 #TTT
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I picked these babies up in, like, 2015 for 99 cents each off of eBay.
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I should've sold my Volpe cards when I had the chance. Lol
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
If Conway Twitty and George Brett had a kid ...
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
This pancake-stacking high school senior offensive tackle is the offspring of Jeremy Affeldt.
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Hey guys, Dick Advocaat got an extension.
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
This would be me when the champaign pops. 🤣
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Dear God, I have never wanted something more in my life ...
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
This works
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I didn't shoot fireworks this year. Didn't even see a single one explode. But, a couple of years ago, I did stand on the beach while a ship shot off fireworks out in the ocean.
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
The stache and all.
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Grain Valley's Jacob Misiorowski made his big league debut for the Brewers. Jacob is a former Crowder College Roughrider. He was relieved by Park Hill's Aaron Ashby - also a former Roughrider. They are the second Crowder duo to pitch in the same big league game for the same team.
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I'm late. But I took it yesterday and then forgot what day it was. 🤣 Shrine of the Gods in the background.
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Yesterday. Today. Forever.
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Welp. Think imma not do that today.
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Listen. Don't judge me. I took this because this is exactly how I was when I scrolled upon this at 11:40 a.m. on a Sunday. 🤣 I want everyone to understand why I feel attacked right now. I'm 39. 😬
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I missed the Royals game last night because I was busy watching the Pirates play ... orchestra. Can you believe a Neanderthal like me has kept this queen alive for 15 years? Seems like yesterday I was rocking her to sleep on my chest. Now she's getting paid to do gigs. 😫
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Oh my
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
The boy is playing some ball. #PiperPassan #JetPassan
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
He also has a cool sig.
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Morphine is something. Heh
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I saw some idiot mention women can't physically do things men can do, and I thought about the woman on the left being told what she couldn't do so much that she became the woman on the right. I'm not saying women have to do this to be "tough." Weak men put women down out of fear of what they can do.
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Five years really ages a dick tater.
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I've never wanted something more in my life.
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
They had to be surgically removed that day.
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Typowriter @jcschmo.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
See? Like I was saying. It's just a sausage-egg biscuit taken apart with the oversized tot on the side. It's the same meal. Been hoodwinked for decades.
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