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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 25/09/2026
what the hell is this (acceptable answer: a principled stand against the crimes of eric gill)
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 25/09/2026
holy fuck @ scala last night
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 22/09/2026
the site I use to get paid in euros has exciting news that I may both have and eat my delicious cake
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 22/09/2026
in a row?
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 17/09/2026
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 16/09/2026
what google reckons; for reference the film shows mccarthy very directly saying he thinks women have lower intellectual ability than men
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 15/09/2026
buddy,
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 08/09/2026
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 07/09/2026
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 06/09/2026
still from the film "The Master" featuring Philip Seymour Hoffman
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 04/09/2026
you have selected: english
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 04/09/2026
what
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 01/09/2026
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 29/08/2026
thanks to advances in technology we are able to place an upper bound on the value of undefined
Screenshot of the Steam mobile app showing "My Achievements (undefined/10)"
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 26/08/2026
the series of events that led me to taking this picture were an absolute blast
Screenshot from "Big Walk" showing a view through binoculars of two characters riding a chair lift
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 25/08/2026
the rails guy pitching his new linux thing
Still from "Twin Peaks: the Return" of Dr Jacoby advertising his gold shovels
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 19/08/2026
odyssey time
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 18/08/2026
Still from "The Simpsons" showing Scratchy reading a newspaper headline "YOU NEED A HEART TO LIVE"
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 13/08/2026
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 12/08/2026
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 12/08/2026
crescent shaped shadows cast by tree leaves on a brick wall during a solar eclipse
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 12/08/2026
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 09/08/2026
The still of Garfield looking at a "Garfield prohibited" sign and saying "huh, I wonder who that's for"
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 08/08/2026
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 03/08/2026
stretching the word "colder" to breaking point here
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 29/07/2026
Photo of a Barcode Battler, a handheld gaming device based around scanning barcodes
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 18/07/2026
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 17/07/2026
a rare interview with britain, the landmass
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 17/07/2026
live updates from the lobby
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 17/07/2026
we now go live to the country's reaction to the new prime minister
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 17/07/2026
some very odd remarks in burnham's opening speech
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 17/07/2026
when you become leader of the labour party
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 17/07/2026
when you've definitely been awake the last two years
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 15/07/2026
not even joking, this is me www.theguardian.com/science/poli...
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 09/07/2026
moods
screenshot of PlexAmp playing "I Don't Believe in the Sun" by the Magnetic Fieldsscreenshot of PlexAmp playing "The Sun Smells Too Loud" by Mogwai
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 07/07/2026
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 07/07/2026
I see
a text message from the water company including the line: "if your water is cloudy or brown, this is normal"
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 27/06/2026
see you later brighton
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 26/06/2026
how your email finds me
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 23/06/2026
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 22/06/2026
Still of Keir Starmer being interviewed on Channel 4 News with subtitles: "I'm particularly keen to talk to people who have won elections"
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 22/06/2026
searched for "there are already enough photographs of people and doors" (a song by niche british post rock band "sunnyvale noise sub element"), google totally failed to find the song but did give me some asinine opinions about taking pictures
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 21/06/2026
still from a BBC news piece about starmer giving a policy speech where the subtitles read "I was obviously a mistake. Thank you."
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 16/06/2026
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 14/06/2026
yeah man tell me about it
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 13/06/2026
finished mina; the final boss fights are actually enjoyable because the ludicrous death punishment no longer matters so you can actually engage with the game and learn to play better. the rest of the game is so punishing of failure that you play most of it in a blind panic...
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 09/06/2026
the final level of mina can burn in hell
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 09/06/2026
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