John Carpenter @jcinhct.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Technically, a bruise is “internal bleeding”, so you know that’s what this means 000
John Carpenter @jcinhct.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Wouldn’t it be (chef’s kiss) if during this “law enforcement operation “ they never read him his Miranda rights once in custody? 000
John Carpenter @jcinhct.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Non-zero chance Trump was told by Rubio or Miller that once the Latin American countries he’s attacking become capitalist paradises with the help of US companies that all the immigrants and their descendants will return to the countries of their ancestry. And thus the US will become what they want 010
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John Carpenter @jcinhct.bsky.social · 23/12/2025They are treating this as if it was being released under a FOIA, clearly not what was intended 010
John Carpenter @jcinhct.bsky.social · 10/12/2025All the sovereign citizens bleating about Admiralty Law- now’s your time to shine!! 000
John Carpenter @jcinhct.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Some study recently came out that 95% of firms said they saw no savings from using AI in their operations. 020
John Carpenter @jcinhct.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Speaking of pizza parlors - It is becoming more apparent that the Qanon nonsense was a backfire to try to blunt all this when it came out like he thought it would back then 030
John Carpenter @jcinhct.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Whoops! Ignore- seems to be an Eats Shoots and Leaves situation- Never mind….😬 000
John Carpenter @jcinhct.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Personally- which means DOJ can’t simply roll over. And if they refuse to provide subpoenaed evidence- dismissed! 230
John Carpenter @jcinhct.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Which is why Johnson won’t bring the house back so the shutdown will NOT end and Ds can credibly claim to vast middle America they tried to be reasonable, but… 010
John Carpenter @jcinhct.bsky.social · 10/11/2025And if he doesn’t, which means the shutdown continues, regardless of Senate vote, who can now claim they are the reasonable ones? 010
John Carpenter @jcinhct.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Isn’t this all academic if the House doesn’t pass it? Would the house come into session if it meant the last vote to release the files? 000
John Carpenter @jcinhct.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Doesn’t the House have to be called back into session to vote on this- hint, hint??? 000
John Carpenter @jcinhct.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Altria and Reynolds? Prepare for an executive order allowing cigarette ads on TV🤮 010
John Carpenter @jcinhct.bsky.social · 10/10/2025It can’t be more obvious that Miller is showing him video of Portland, et al from 2020 and telling him it’s happening now 000
John Carpenter @jcinhct.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Discovery should be a blast- no reason to exclude her and the “US Attorney’s” DMs from Trumps Twitter, et al to make a case for vindictive prosecution (are sanctions too much to hope for?) 000
John Carpenter @jcinhct.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Good thing AI and Crypto are essentially unregulated AND highly integrated in this administration. 🤷♂️ 000
John Carpenter @jcinhct.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Won’t dare not pay- the worst is that this goes back to pre-2019 status where wasn’t guaranteed, but expected. Why not dare do it? ICE, et nauseum would be included, and they are still at it now. If they weren’t paid- yikes. 010
John Carpenter @jcinhct.bsky.social · 12/09/2025In honor of his memory, he should be quoted verbatim on the house and senate floor when they try to “honor” him 060
John Carpenter @jcinhct.bsky.social · 11/09/2025The terrible event in Utah yesterday is causing millions of Americans today to say to themselves- “Who??” 010
John Carpenter @jcinhct.bsky.social · 05/09/2025“You know he died for your sins, but what if…. He didn’t?” (Cue terminator-style music) 020
John Carpenter @jcinhct.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Clearly they have been told to be antagonistic- see Lee Zeldin’s performance at his testimony- same MO 060
John Carpenter @jcinhct.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Have we considered that Trump may have caught Barron playing Division 2 and unsurprisingly thought it was Fox News clips??? 000
John Carpenter @jcinhct.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Wait for the Bezos endorsement/megabucks contribution to Adams campaign and there’s your answer 000
John Carpenter @jcinhct.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Verging on removing the presumption of regularity for the govt. 👍 010
John Carpenter @jcinhct.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Can’t wait for their demand to claw back the letter because *reasons* 020
John Carpenter @jcinhct.bsky.social · 23/04/2025You know they’ll be begging questions any day now 🤣🤣 000
John Carpenter @jcinhct.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Shouldn’t all those supposedly legal geniuses at the big law firms that kowtowed to Trump have known the obvious argument to make after they saw the first “settlement” was that the purported resolution of his complaints was unrelated to the stated reason for the actions against them? 061
John Carpenter @jcinhct.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Since we know ICE has quotas, and probably bonuses tied to enforcement, maybe not unlikely that good ole boy FL troopers have “arrangements” with them 🤔🤔 010
John Carpenter @jcinhct.bsky.social · 25/03/2025All I know is all federal employees that are left just can’t WAIT for the new mandatory annual briefing on use of messaging apps- like they’ve done after every congressional scandal 🙄 000
John Carpenter @jcinhct.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Data point that may not mean anything: entire IRS will still work through any shutdown 000
John Carpenter @jcinhct.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Alternative and just as horrifying explanation- he realized he was about to make a terrible deal from his point of view on the rare earth metals and saw opportunity to sabotage it 000
