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Evidence based bureaucrat, absurdist calling tweets here 'Kites'

@jchd.bsky.social
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Swashbuckling, free-thinking absurdist, wanna-be-writer. Broke since birth. More kindness, empathy, humor, decency, and thinking things through and checking sources are needed in the world. Remove Ai results from your google searches by adding " udm=14 "

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Evidence based bureaucrat, absurdist calling tweets here 'Kites' @jchd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"IF we build it Everyone dies; why superhuman AI would kill us all" because it is an easy, super clear book to read with unescapably easy logic which predicts the death of humans if AI goes too far (Which it will unless we intervene very quickly)
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Evidence based bureaucrat, absurdist calling tweets here 'Kites' @jchd.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Cheetos should come with napkins AND wet wipes like BBQ and Lobsters. ( Not everyone has chopsticks laying around or that kind of dexterity and style. --this is 'merican product and should have a 'merican solution )
Cheetos stained fingers
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Evidence based bureaucrat, absurdist calling tweets here 'Kites' @jchd.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Massachusetts concerned citizens about civil rights and Due process-- check this out! maybe program it in your phone under something innocuous but easy to reccomember!
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Evidence based bureaucrat, absurdist calling tweets here 'Kites' @jchd.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Pledge of Allegiance has to change to fit the new reality now. But the suggested edit isn't as catchy:
Text of the Pledge of Allegiance with the 'All' crossed out, ending instead with 'only the people the president thinks are worthy.'
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Evidence based bureaucrat, absurdist calling tweets here 'Kites' @jchd.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Screenshot of the article showing my fav part describing 'enshitification' by Cory Doctorow in 2022 and which has expanded in meaning
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Evidence based bureaucrat, absurdist calling tweets here 'Kites' @jchd.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
When you are dumb enough to think Political Asylum seekers were sent from South American Insane Asylums . . .perhaps Tr*mp thought Hackman was an Enemy of the State ? LoL RIP to one of the greats
Movie poster of "Enemy of the State" with Gene Hackman and Will Smith, black and white surveillance quality photo "It's Not Paranoia If They're Really After You."Script excerpt from the movie 'Enemy of the State"
Robert Clayton Dean:
What the hell is happening?

Brill:
I blew up the building.

Robert Clayton Dean:
Why?

Brill:
Because you made a phone cal
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Evidence based bureaucrat, absurdist calling tweets here 'Kites' @jchd.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
A reminder to all who want to send a message about our dissatisfaction with the Trump/ Musk Presidency/ coup: take out cash from the ATMs TODAY, so if you need to buy anything tomorrow, Friday February 28th to only support local businesses with CASH. No charges, debits, GAS.
Crazy colored poster for reproduction and hanging up/ sharing That says "Economic Boycott  Don't Buy Stuff Friday Feb 28 
 No Amazon, Walmart, Fast-food, Gas 
...OK Small Businesses, Use Cash. "
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Evidence based bureaucrat, absurdist calling tweets here 'Kites' @jchd.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
#Resist #Boston yet even more signs from the #NoKingsOnPresDay protest 2025
protest sign says Arrest Musk, Impeach Trumpprotest sign says 
" a Republic, if you can keep it" --Ben Franklin born and raised in Bostonprotest sign picturing frog with a crown that says No Kings 
shut down fascist coup! large protest crowd on freezing day that moved from Beacon Hill to Govt center Boston 2025 presidents day
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Evidence based bureaucrat, absurdist calling tweets here 'Kites' @jchd.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
#resist #NoKingsOnPresDay even more cool signs form today's protest in #Boston
protest sign says
Boston doesn't bow to Tyranny
No Kings
No Racists
No Oligarks protest sign says
Code Red
a Rapist & Nazi
are Looting USLarge protest and protest sign says Govt should work for People
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Evidence based bureaucrat, absurdist calling tweets here 'Kites' @jchd.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
#resist #NoKungsOnPresDay more cool signs at today"s protest in #Boston 2025
protest sign says Say no to tyrannyProtest sign says 
F. Elon
get out of my 
Government protest sign says
All
Billionaires 
Are
Bastards
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Evidence based bureaucrat, absurdist calling tweets here 'Kites' @jchd.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
#NoKingsOnPresDay No Kings in Presidents day 2025 protest #boston #resist so many cool signs today, had to share some here
protest sign says Not my president not my voice not my values not my beliefsThe protest sign says SuperCallous FragileRacist SexistNazi POTUSprotest sign says Can't spell Felon without Elonprotest sign of big mouth with red lips that says Eat the Rich
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Evidence based bureaucrat, absurdist calling tweets here 'Kites' @jchd.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
#NoKingsOnPresDay No Kings on Presidents day protest 2025 on Beacon Hill and marching to Govt Center Like my crown?
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Evidence based bureaucrat, absurdist calling tweets here 'Kites' @jchd.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
#NoKingsOnPresDay No Kings on Presidents day
protesters holding epic sign that says Elion is a terrible president huge protest moves from Beacon Hill to govt center
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Evidence based bureaucrat, absurdist calling tweets here 'Kites' @jchd.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Updating the famous Martin Niemoller Poem “First They Came” (Original attached as Picture) First, they came for the Trans And I did not speak out Because I was not Trans Then they came for the Hispanics And I did not speak out Because I was not Hispanic Then they came for the Federal Workers 1/3
Full text of Martin Niemoller's often referenced original Poem "First They Came"
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Evidence based bureaucrat, absurdist calling tweets here 'Kites' @jchd.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Black lab with grey goatee wearing a giant floppy bow tie
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Evidence based bureaucrat, absurdist calling tweets here 'Kites' @jchd.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Black lab standing in the snow wearing a Christmas sweater covered in snowBlack lab laying on the couch and grey blanket looking sheepish but warm in his x-Mas sweater
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Evidence based bureaucrat, absurdist calling tweets here 'Kites' @jchd.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Antique stores and Goodwill stores sometimes have very cool ones. 1920s ones that angle up in a rounded swoop are amazing. (Sometimes called Torchiere, because they were modeled after shaded torches at the beginning of electricity's heyday. )
Pair of 1920s era antique floor lamps (sometimes called Torchiere) that give glowing light downwards and swooping light above
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Evidence based bureaucrat, absurdist calling tweets here 'Kites' @jchd.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
"Wanna find a meteorite? Here's how: 1️⃣ Use a magnet—most are magnetic! 🧲 2️⃣ Check dry lake beds or deserts—meteorites stand out there 3️⃣ Look for a dark, fusion-crusted surface—caused by the fiery journey in atmosphere. 🔥 treasure hunting space rocks! #Meteorites #SpaceLovers #ScienceAdventures"
rare rainbow meteorite-- looks like melted rock of grey, blue, brown and gold hues picture of what one typically thinks meteorites look like, melted and pitted3 typical looking meteorites with the text 'What a meteorite will look like when you find it"  They look like mostly grey ricks with features like smooth parts and jagged areas where they exploded on one or two sides.Picture of one of the most expensive and scientifically meaningful meteorites.  Called the Fukang meteorite was auctioned off for 2 million dollars in 2008
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Evidence based bureaucrat, absurdist calling tweets here 'Kites' @jchd.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
The orcas were the original Luigi figures! The world is very hungry for the rich, and cheap guillotine themed earrings are absolutely trending.
5 different versions of Cheap Timu Guillotine earrings 6 different medium priced guillotine earrings6  more medium priced guillotine earrings5 different expensive different guillotine earrings
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Evidence based bureaucrat, absurdist calling tweets here 'Kites' @jchd.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
shutting a flip phone! Also, stroking my childhood brown cow on the long part of her nose. (between her giant brown eyes all the way down to just before her cold snout. She really loved it, and so did I. * (pic not her,-- was 100 times more cute, kind w/ bigger eyes, super short neat hair.)
Brown cow with horns facing the viewer.
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Evidence based bureaucrat, absurdist calling tweets here 'Kites' @jchd.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
PSA: The Holland / the Netherlands (and Dutch people) are completely different from Denmark and the Danes / Danish people. I get that they are both amazing countries, but please don't confuse them!
Map showing Holland / the Netherlands and their national flag on map of EuropeMap of Denmark and their national flag on a map of Europe
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Evidence based bureaucrat, absurdist calling tweets here 'Kites' @jchd.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
You can! There is a Danish candy that is directly translated as 'School Chalk' I love it! ( Thin crunchy outside with a saory mint squishy inside)
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Evidence based bureaucrat, absurdist calling tweets here 'Kites' @jchd.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
It's just her ARM you perverts! I love those innocent pictures that reveal the observer's dirty mind. It's good clean fun.
Picture of 3 young people smiling and toasting, but there is a visual illusion, that makes it seem at foist glance like the woman in the foreground has her left boob out. . .look closer, it is actually her arm.
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Evidence based bureaucrat, absurdist calling tweets here 'Kites' @jchd.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
You're heard of Elf on the Shelf, but have you heard of
Picture of the moon on top of a phone screen displaying a loon
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Evidence based bureaucrat, absurdist calling tweets here 'Kites' @jchd.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
yes! If Fozzie was played cynical and goofy like Odenkirk/ Saul it would totally work
Fozzie bear--has resemblance to Saul
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Evidence based bureaucrat, absurdist calling tweets here 'Kites' @jchd.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I was thinking a smirking and foiled Kermit as Howard, and Fozzie as Saul. Does anyone else see it? @larkistin89.bsky.social
Serious Howard and open mouthed Saul in Better Call SaulSerious Kermit looking like Fabian playing Howardopenmouthed Fozzie bear looking like Saul
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Evidence based bureaucrat, absurdist calling tweets here 'Kites' @jchd.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Yes! Michael McKean as Chuck McGill played by one of the old Muppet critic dudes!
Picture of the 2 old white guy critics in the Muppets Show standing with their backs together folding their arms like gangsters
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Evidence based bureaucrat, absurdist calling tweets here 'Kites' @jchd.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I'll take it! An improvement over being Depressed and Poor,
Screenshot of video frozen on the word 'happiness" from a skeet from The auditory abstract @chromedacesar.bsky.social that says "Whichever two words you land on is in store for you in 2025Screenshot of video frozen on the word 'Poor" from a skeet from The auditory abstract @chromedacesar.bsky.social that says "Whichever two words you land on is in store for you in 2025
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Evidence based bureaucrat, absurdist calling tweets here 'Kites' @jchd.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
A plant w/ gently exploding seed things. IDK real name, but we called them Jewel Weeds, & were / are so fun! Early a.m. after a hot Summer night you'll find lots of hair trigger ones. Here is one I had to make full contact w/ before it set off. Funny, joyful and free fun for all!
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Evidence based bureaucrat, absurdist calling tweets here 'Kites' @jchd.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Oops.. that was was pic. Here is a video of another campfire
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Evidence based bureaucrat, absurdist calling tweets here 'Kites' @jchd.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Just a video of a campfire ai made recently. So peaceful.
Video of a Campfire
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