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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️

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Will always be a problem.

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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
😭😭😭
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😘 Have a good, fast Friday ✌️💞
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The answer was easy. Heaven, because you're an angel 😌
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's you forgot to unzip that jacket more day 😏 luv yooouuu 😌
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It was like a special Curb/Veep crossover episode with Jason Alexander and Jerry Stiller as special guests. 😭😭😭
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'll have to remember that move.
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah but I'd be afraid I'd get lulled into a trance listening to him do his Bane voice lol
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's definitely morning. TBD on the good. At least my back doesn't feel like like I went 10 rounds with Bane. I wonder how long I could last against him? 🤔 Tom Hardy likes to talk and I could just kite him around the room until I found an exit.
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She can't weigh more than 6 pounds. Let her bite you lol
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Get the toy and play catch! 😭😭😭
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Missed you too lol 😌💖 (tell the Baron I said "what up")
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Lady Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @beckybunzy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don’t forget that the people of Israel put an irredeemable Fascist in charge of their state. The US did the same. Neither should be trusted by the world until they prove they can be trusted.
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Jason: I Plead the FIF!
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I can't relate 🫤
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You'll forgive me if I'm a little skeptical given your track record lol
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We're just skipping over subtext and going straight to text 😂
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Missed you buddy 😁
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The only correct answer 💖
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Drink it slow or pound the whole glass? 🤔 Question of the day. Also hi 😌
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I believe you, it's my job to make sure you don't accidentally birth the apocalypse lol
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I just don't want an alien/predator to hatch out of it 😭
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That a watermelon?
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Skeptical Fry from Futurama
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
An oldie, but a goodie lol
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Shawn and Gus: You Know That's Right
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I can hear Brady laughing at this and saying "good one" with a fist pump 😂
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I can get behind this campaign but only the really bad ones. He has a gem every now and then lol
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Everything in moderation.
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This Batman level detective work by Joel to unearth and then pin every bad joke on Brady is the only thing keeping me alive right now 😂😂😂
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'll concede that point, counselor.
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's Friday, let him have this one.
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You're the best lol
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's after noon and it's *still* too early lol
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm sitting in a parking lot waiting for my mom's doctor appointment to be over with. I think I've woken up before 7am on purpose like 6 times in the last 3 years. My body is trying to revolt 😭😭😭
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Says you lol
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You gotta do what you gotta do 😌
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oooooh you don't have the right to look at me like that. Not after your nonsense 😂😭😭😭
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I can imagine him jerking off to a painting of a Cybertruck. I mean I *don't* want to imagine it but that's what popped into my head lol
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So he's a dime store Jackson Pollock. Zero points for creativity.
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Oh definitely
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
She has to be able to do that cackling laugh while the cigar is in her mouth.
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
How's @beckybunzy.bsky.social George Peppard imitation?
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Bert Kreischer: F*** It, I'm In!
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm pretty sure that's the exact scenario my mom would warned me to avoid. But if you have pretzel chips and some good dip I'd consider it.
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm not getting in your panel van with the picture of a half naked lady painted on the side.
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I cover my eyes and peek through my fingers the same way I did watching Large Marge.
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Pee Wee Herman: Large Marge Sent Ya
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Someone needs to lock his phone up lol he has no governor 😂
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
He can't be controlled anyways. He's head of HR lol
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Fuck. 😑
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'll be requesting a meeting with the boss first thing tomorrow. I won't have my good-ish name besmirched 😌
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JC, General of the Goon Squad, Shadow for Becky, COO Execubetch™️ @jcharris.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This ranking system is highly unorthodox. I'm *after* Mike and Brady??? Recount that ASAP.
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Bocchi The Rock: Bocchi's Shocked Reaction
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