iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Jean-Christophe Goris 🇳🇱🇿🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦💙 The Cheese Whisperer @jcgoris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hegseths Pentagon accidentally rerouted F35 parts through Hong Kong, and now China has them lol whoopsie daisy

Jean-Christophe Goris 🇳🇱🇿🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦💙 The Cheese Whisperer @jcgoris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Uploading a video to TikTok showing yourself speeding should incur a lifetime ban. A guy is going on trial here in the Netherlands today, was doing speeding videos and plowed into a group of cycling schoolkids and their teacher who were on a field trip. Three kids and the teacher died.

010

Jean-Christophe Goris 🇳🇱🇿🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦💙 The Cheese Whisperer @jcgoris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I'm really actually hoping that I won't need to see or hear Trump on TV anymore. This would be high-key wonderful

010

Jean-Christophe Goris 🇳🇱🇿🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦💙 The Cheese Whisperer @jcgoris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I apparently have one of the oldest European genes...from before farming when people were just wearing furs and hunting mammoths and bears. Long before these fancy newfangled southerners arrived with their "agriculture" and "pottery". What's wrong with just eating your meat off a rock?

041

Jean-Christophe Goris 🇳🇱🇿🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦💙 The Cheese Whisperer @jcgoris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

"If I were a citizen of another country, I would consider it a priviledge to be taken over by the USA. That's what everyone in the world wants. For some reason that's repellent to you Canadians. Amd I find that personally offensive." - Jesse Watters, FOX. American arrogance will be its downfall.

010

Jean-Christophe Goris 🇳🇱🇿🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦💙 The Cheese Whisperer @jcgoris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

*Renames himself Secretary of War *Tries to convince everyone that he hasn't started a war

010

Jean-Christophe Goris 🇳🇱🇿🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦💙 The Cheese Whisperer @jcgoris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I think it's time for us all to be honest with each other and get this into the open: nobody washes their shoulders with Head and Shoulders

020

Jean-Christophe Goris 🇳🇱🇿🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦💙 The Cheese Whisperer @jcgoris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Loving The Pitt on HBO. It's like ER and House had a baby and you gave it steroids and a line of coke

000

Jean-Christophe Goris 🇳🇱🇿🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦💙 The Cheese Whisperer @jcgoris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

If I had a dime for every time Ken Paxton looked me in the eye, I'd have a nickel

010

Jean-Christophe Goris 🇳🇱🇿🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦💙 The Cheese Whisperer @jcgoris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Has there ever been a better image? How the symbolism here alone hasn't ended it, I will never know.

001

Jean-Christophe Goris 🇳🇱🇿🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦💙 The Cheese Whisperer @jcgoris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Imagine a poor, long haired, hippie liberal brown guy in sandals, telling people to not hoard money, to care about the poor, giving away free food, promoting free healthcare, and criticizing the authorities...that'll go down well with MAGA right? Right?

010

Jean-Christophe Goris 🇳🇱🇿🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦💙 The Cheese Whisperer @jcgoris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I read somewhere very recently that if you sat down with a blank sheet of paper and designed a religion that is diametrically opposed to how Jesus in portrayed in the Bible, you'd get something very close to MAGA Christianity

001

Jean-Christophe Goris 🇳🇱🇿🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦💙 The Cheese Whisperer @jcgoris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Nobody hates billionaires. We hate billionaires who pay a lower percentage of tax than we do. Why should a billionaire keep 88% of their income while we only keep 60%?

010

Jean-Christophe Goris 🇳🇱🇿🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦💙 The Cheese Whisperer @jcgoris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The absolute lowest reliable estimates say that 150,000-170,000 children under 5 have died from lack of food and healthcare due to USAID cuts. Just like Jesus would do...right?

000

Jean-Christophe Goris 🇳🇱🇿🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦💙 The Cheese Whisperer @jcgoris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Isn't it illegal to use taxpayer money to bribe people to vote for one party over another?

030

Jean-Christophe Goris 🇳🇱🇿🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦💙 The Cheese Whisperer @jcgoris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Trump is telling media that he was carried and rescued by firefighters on 9/11 and them sent his own construction teams to clean up? The man is clearly not well

010

Jean-Christophe Goris 🇳🇱🇿🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦💙 The Cheese Whisperer @jcgoris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I propose that McDonald's be renamed McTrump's, and the Big Mac can be the Big Don, and the Hamburglar can be Jared Kushner

020

Jean-Christophe Goris 🇳🇱🇿🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦💙 The Cheese Whisperer @jcgoris.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Elon Musk is the kid who got bullied, who switches and becomes the bully's snivelling giggling sidekick as soon as they show him the tiniest opportunity to join them

020

Jean-Christophe Goris 🇳🇱🇿🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦💙 The Cheese Whisperer @jcgoris.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Dear USA, this is not normal. Sincerely, the Rest of the World. "Other games prompt users to fly a bald eagle along the National Mall or fill their “kids’ Trump accounts” by catching diamonds and cash."

020

Jean-Christophe Goris 🇳🇱🇿🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦💙 The Cheese Whisperer @jcgoris.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Look at this garbage post by Secretary of WAAAR Pete Hegseth. This is MAGA - cruelty, mockery. This is not Christian behaviour.

000

Jean-Christophe Goris 🇳🇱🇿🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦💙 The Cheese Whisperer @jcgoris.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Using cancer to justify your racism. Blaming immigrants for lack of free cancer treatment (which you oppose). There is a warm place in hell waiting for this ghoul.

222

Jean-Christophe Goris 🇳🇱🇿🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦💙 The Cheese Whisperer @jcgoris.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

If I were Canada I'd be applying for EU membership and building a wall on the Southern border

121

Jean-Christophe Goris 🇳🇱🇿🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦💙 The Cheese Whisperer @jcgoris.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

MAGA have a crazy nationalist view that the USA alone saved us all in WW2 and we owe them forever. USA lost 183,000 soldiers, a great sacrifice for sure. France lost 210,000 soldiers. UK lost 250,000. Canada 45,000. It's insulting. We pay the price for the US education system failing these people.

010

Jean-Christophe Goris 🇳🇱🇿🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦💙 The Cheese Whisperer @jcgoris.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

MAGA idiot Sean Duffy says Canada doesn't have a military. 45,000 Canadian soldiers died fighting in WW2. 40,000 Canadian soldiers fought in Afghanistan defending USA after 9/11. Never has the USA sacrificed troops defending Canada, because Canada has never been attacked, it maintains diplomacy.

040

Jean-Christophe Goris 🇳🇱🇿🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦💙 The Cheese Whisperer @jcgoris.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Paxton: Talarico once didn't eat meat, and rented a truck for an ad because his own truck has tinted windows Talarico:

021

Jean-Christophe Goris 🇳🇱🇿🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦💙 The Cheese Whisperer @jcgoris.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I'm sure the Korean war veterans are gonna love this. Also, isn't North Korea one of the few actual communist countries?

271

Jean-Christophe Goris 🇳🇱🇿🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦💙 The Cheese Whisperer @jcgoris.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

- Trump starts fight - Opponent counters with most obvious tactic - Trump runs away whimpering with tail between legs Sound familiar? BBC now control the Hormuz straight of lawsuit discovery

020