John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Okay, hear me out. Invisible flying mutant sharks. There you are, walking down the street. Suddenly, the person in front of you disappears in a spray of gore as some unseen thing chomps their throat. No? 000
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Because I was worried about misremembering this, I looked. Per Wikipedia: 011
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I hate to be That Guy, (not really) but LCD was taught to me as "Liquid Crystal Diode," though of course acronyms can change. I still remember being caught by URL; "Universal" Resource Locator became "Uniform," so perhaps it changed? 110
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I don't know how to reconcile this with the fact that many billionaires pay little to no taxes. Maybe Rich Dude meant "income" rather than "taxes"? 000
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Ship him off to Antarctica in winter to help him collect the whole set! Or is there even a police force there? 000
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 23/03/2026For the same reason Sandra Boynton did; wanted to use the chicken as a model. 050
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 04/03/2026 First thing that popped into my head: "So, what are we doing tomorrow night, Brian?" "Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to make the rockin' world go 'round!" 050
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Imagine writing this in a story in, say, 2010 or even 2015. You'd never get it published, and might be advised to seek psychiatric help. 010
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Many (~50) years ago I bought an off-brand comic book with odd characters in the margins; little alien monsters, with bubbles around their heads indicating (probably) drunkenness. One recited a poem: Roses are orange, Violets are pink. 'Cause my color TV's On the blink. Happy Valentine's Day. 030
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Based on an amazing series of books consisting of real-life stories of a rural vet. Check them out, if you haven't. 010
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Ask him to go to counseling and find out what all his anger and resentment is about? It seems to me that this is some kind of anger issue that he can't or won't show in any other way. 070
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 22/01/2026"The vast majority...that are talking to me...." Yeah, that's likely not a statistically significant sample. I'm sure a large number of Minnesotans are not speaking to him at the moment. 000
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 21/01/2026This makes me feel better about my 1,600+ Kindle titles (not to mention 2,600+ non-copy-protected other eBooks). Some of the latter were free, some paid for through other sources. I suggest keeping an eye on HumbleBundle for those who want to support charity and get more books than they can read. 1110
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Kornbluth's _The Marching Morons_ was not written as a how-to manual, but.... 010
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 29/12/2025I take it you are team "No" in this debate? I'd never heard this before. Perhaps I should go back to playing the oboe to strengthen the old diaphragm muscles. Still, I don't hiccup very often. 000
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 28/12/2025A Culinary Enterprise. (Unisex restrooms labeled "To Boldly Go." 000
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 17/12/2025I too am at 19, but in my case it's because the Walkman was of no use to me. 010
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Thank you. That's been irritating me for a while now. 010
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 12/10/2025There are parts of Dreams Underfoot that can still unsettle me. 010
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Also, I am reminded of this bit from the show Gravity Falls. getyarn.io/yarn-clip/1e... It shows the rich guy, his wife, and their butler persuading their daughter to join them in the bunker. He mouths, "We'll eat the butler."getyarn.io 000
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 01/10/2025I've often thought this would be effective. I understand that if we explored the surrounding countryside, we might find air vents and pour bleach and ammonia down them, but that might endanger wildlife. 010
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 21/09/2025I agree with this. I would have said "Not in my lifetime" about gay marriage up until about 2010 or so. 000
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Then: "We need to bring manufacturing jobs back!" Now: "I am shocked to find those foreign bastards doing manufacturing work here!"media.tenor.coma man in a suit says " your winnings sir oh thank you very much " in a black and white photoAlt: From Casablanca, Claude Rains was "shocked" to find gambling. The an employee says "Your winnings sir." "Oh, thank you very much." 010
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Post a random picture or everything will go bad in September. 020
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 18/07/2025I used a little one-cup cone-filter holder for years, and still have it for the occasional rare use when I am not making a whole pot. 000
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 15/07/2025I consider this to be all Agatha Christie's fault. Once you read about (or see on screen) Hercule Poirot see through a complicated murder plot with the greatest of ease, you realize you have to up your game dramatically if you are to avoid getting caught! 000
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 15/07/2025I went to a high school run by some people like that. Fortunately, my parents helped me understand that these people weren't right in the heads. Baptism as an adult by full immersion, or suffer in Hell for all eternity. That sort of thing. 010
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 12/07/2025We religious iconoclasts really enjoyed _Lamb_ as well, a book about Biff, Christ's childhood best friend. I recommend it to anyone interested in religious humor. 000
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 06/07/2025May he follow closely in the footsteps of Lyndon LaRouche. Right down to the cell block. 020
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Would it be easier to "name a movie nobody loves but you"? Maybe I know too many people with broad and eclectic likes and dislikes. 000
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Just out of curiosity, which five? I think all the big names are deceased; I can't think of any exceptions (Silverberg?), but of course the names I can think of are mostly non-mediocre because they come to mind. Robert Moore Williams? 100
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 06/07/2025If I understand KS3 correctly, these are students in their early teens? Perhaps get a large list of numbers covering a wide range of values (city populations, or powers of two, or Fibonacci numbers, for instance) and have them list first digits and confirm Benford's law? 010
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Perhaps they didn't argue because they thought you were, ahem, "batty"? 000
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Possible solution to the problem of detecting AI authorship: Require AI to train on nothing more recent than, say, 1935. "Sir Stanley faced the villain defiantly. 'What ho! When my telegram is received to-morrow, any body will be able to see the truth!' he cried." We'll all know it's AI. 010
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Have you read Fred Saberhagen's _Book of Swords_ and _Book of Lost Swords_? I think you'd find inspiration there. 110
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Movie you've seen more than six times with a gif. "Extremely HARD mode" No Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Marvel, or Domestic(US) mainstream films. (I assume Princess Bride would be banned even though it really isn't mainstream.)media.tenor.coma group of people are sitting next to each other and one of them is saying well she turned me into a newtAlt: From Monty Python and the Holy Grail: a group of people are standing next to each other and one of them is saying, "Well, she turned me into a newt!" From the witch trial scene where Arthur picks up Sir Bedivere. 000
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 26/06/2025I know someone who tried to flush a wooden shoe down a toilet so they could say "It's literally clogged!" They were flushed with embarrassment. 000
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Here's a relevant story from five years ago, from NPR. (Support NPR!) www.npr.org/2020/12/27/9...npr.orgWhat's On The Menu In Ancient Pompeii? Duck, Goat, Snail, Researchers SayFor the first time, a food stall has been excavated in its entirety in the city. The stall had remnants of 2,000-year-old food — giving researchers a glimpse into Pompeii street food. 022
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 25/06/2025I am having a wonderful time with Desmos for figures for my class. I used to use Mathematica or Maple, but somehow Desmos seems more convenient. Here's a nice example for implicit differentiation. 050
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Pessimist: Glass is half-empty. Optimist: Glass is half-full. Optometrist: Which glass is more full, this one <click> or this one? <Click> This one or <click> this one? 000
Reposted by John Georgeᴄ ꜱᴛᴜᴀʀᴛ ʜᴀʀᴅᴡɪᴄᴋ🛸 @cstuarthardwick.com · 17/06/2025Baen Books has the winning entry of the Jim Baen Memorial short story contest, Gustavo Bondoni's "Space Monkeys," available for FREE on the website! baen.com/space-monkeysbaen.comSpace Monkeys by Gustavo Bondoni - Baen BooksSpace Monkeys by Gustavo Bondoni - Baen Books 0103
John George @jcgeorge.bsky.social · 17/06/2025I have this theory that says God is sending us a code in sea monsters. If we could only understand what the message in a given sea monster is, we could say we're Kraken the code. No apologies. 000