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JcDent (he/him)

@jcdent.bsky.social
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Military history, video games and miniature wargaming. RPGs, single player FPS, RTS, and 4X grog games. Passionate about complaining about Warhammer. Catholic, socialist, and an LGBT+ ally. Friend of Eggbug. www.barreldrill.com

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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Lesson #1: tank can't explode if not deployed #2: tank can't deploy if not manufactured
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hey Europe, how's existential war against Russia going? Oh
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dear mr. Putin, You will never defeat GAY UKRAINE and HOMOSEX EUROPE because our true strength isn't in men, but in AI datacenters. And you can't destroy all AI datacenters. You haven't even destroyed one. While we can freely used Claude and ChatGPT, Ukraine will stand!
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'M SIGNALING SOME VIRTUE OVAHEA Bought the @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social fantasy novel to listen while minding the baby. Didn't expect it to be more Frabco-Prussian era fantasy than, idk, Jacobite rebellion.
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh no, he bought one SPECIFICALLY made for wargaming. Folds down into a suitcase and all that. Incidentally, our own Soviet-era folding table appears in a few podcast reports. Here it is with one half up. You can infer that there's not that much space there.
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Austing Perlmutter, PhD., also wants you to know that he personally set the world on fire.
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Psychology Today's Roger Kreuz, PdD., wants to see the world literally burn.
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Screenshot of the vid showing technicals and one bright blue VERY small 4x4Homer's Biker Gang, including Carl on a moped and flanders on a pink bicycle
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Day 107 of jihad: the technicals still don't know that I'm an SUV
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Finally, scientific confirmation that it's still 2016
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
going to tell my daughter this was the Mk 2 Power Armor
the joke is that this model has a helmet that offers basically no vision and can't rotate
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Finally, you can get a woman that doesn't remember 9/11 and is old enough to date. Great news for single Millenials.
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nothing says "Ethiopian Warriors Fighting Satan In World War I" more than wooden P90, one of the most space-looking SMGs in the world.
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This website still clickbaits the old fashioned way!
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
At least Steam lists Gostomel as published by Cats themselves, which is par for the course as they also previously published Syrian Warfare, another propagandist game. This is what Slitherine told me when Terminator demo came out:
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The only good 1% are people with rare Steam cheevos
Me and my steam cheevos for finishing this campaign.
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Only @mightfo.bsky.social may appreciate this, but I am very proud. Decided to do a challenge run for France to unlock the most units in one go. So 5 difficulty modifiers, no buying officers before third act, eight regiments with cheese or booze, ironman... This was the final battle.
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
oh, word?
TRENDING
#1. Russia-Ukraine war continues
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Thank you, Mustafa from Reactistan video series "Tribal People Try," I think of you often in my labors
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
#4. You need to set grid at 2.01 for grid-snapping to work. The boards aren't attached to the trenches. Sandbags, craters, wire don't load. Texture looks like ass and the whole tile is uniformly covered. The bunkers look like ass and the texture won't load.
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Looking for trenches? #1. Beautiful. Collision is fucked. Asset bundle, so no inserting the model as collision. #2. 40K garbage. Not actual trenches. #3. Holy shit, fire steps? Alas, asset bundle, so textures are stuck on Ass.JPG Furthermore...
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Šiandien protesto prieš rasizmą kontrprotestas/ protestas už rasizmą. VIENAS MIKROAUTOBUSIUKAS LIETUVIAMS!!1!
A photo with a small batch of white natonalists in the distance. There's a red arrow and circle to point out the pathetically small flock of racists.
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Feeling blessed after accidentally learning that Second Front is not only still seeing development, but that the solo dev is now focusing on making AI smarter. Posted an update about it on Facebook an hour ago, too. 🥰🥰🥰
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Somehow worse than the noir bit where he's smoking a cigarette and his eye is also emitting smoke.
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Talk about disenfranchisement
IN 20 I 7, I CLOSED my Atlantic essay with the words "And trans kids should know, CIA is always recruiting." That promise has been broken. I cannot in good conscience advise LGBTQ Americans to join the CIA—and that sentence is the hardest thing I have ever written.
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
the most bizarre failed attempt at making a non-sexualized fantasy female model and yet still ending up weirdly sexualized
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Early RPG designers thought this shit was fire for some reason
Something Awful screenshot, just text:
So anyways, Sauron (a level 180 - natively 240, and 360 if he ever gets the Ring back - fallen maiar Mage/Sorcerer/Alchemist with 110 Strength, 101 Agility, and 101 Reason, a Climb skill of 120, Strategy of 240, a +60 black ithilaur mace that glows red within 300' of an Elf, and 4,800 power points with which to cast spells) forged The One Ring in Orodruin, aka Mount Doom. The novels would lead you to believe he did this in Sammath Naur, the Cracks of Doom, but that's just the half of it!
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A Petri-dish for ideas too stupid to survive even on LinkedIn
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Watching the Exodus extended trailer, and everyone is non-white future melange... except for the LEGENDARY GRANDPA, who's Store Brand Tom Cruise.
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Going back to 2014 to tell my younger self to just focus all my spending on plastic Cadians, don't even try getting into Space Marines, bad things are coming for them, just focus on getting a reinforced company of Cadians, they'll get a surprise upgrade kit years down the line and you'll regret not
The classic cadian painting schemes page from 4E
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Meanwhile, in the Marie Concentrationcamp Perez neighborhood:
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The Everything App is beyond pathetic, there's now a gif of a pointing finger urging you to "continue to X" That's aside from the QR code of the app, hiding content on the page, and in generally trying to simulate internet use sans adblock.
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A buddy showed a FB argument between a Lithuanian leftist who started with "So I asked ChatGPT if you article contains hate speech" and a Lithuanian RW/Zionist who wrote said article, and responded with screeching typical of his kind. I made this to illustrate that meeting of the minds:
Two Wojaks face each other. The left one has a pit on their head with a sign that says "Bottomless pit" while the right one is drooling and has a tricycle-shaped growth on his head. The bell on the tricycle says "DING DING"
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It does work with vehicles that are already weird IRL, however. Didn't even have to do anything to that FT-17 and I love it. Instant Militia and cults classic.
Grimdark Churchil. Looks less chibi due to inherent weirdness. FT-17 with dual-autocannon. Grimdark Whipped with a fixed flamer turret, a flamer sponson, and biohazard markings. Grimdark Char B1, not much different from an actual charb1
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
My heart beats for T-55s, but this T-54 is a bit much. Or, rather, a bit not enough. Couldn't even fit the dead-giveaway spaced fifth road wheel.
Grimdark chibi T-54 with threadbrare sponsons/turrets to account for the fact that most non-Mark IV tanks just don't have the fuckhueg sides/weird over-the-hull tracks to leave space for them.
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
@cassasshots.bsky.social showed me the Grim Prints kickstarter, and man, nothing demonstrates how borked the 40K vehicle proportions are than trying to 40k-ify an IRL tank. I already knew that from when I was hoping to proxy historical models, but a picture is worth at least some words.
Girmdark chibi A7VGirmdark chibi PantherGirmdark chibi Tiger IGirmdark chibi T-34, unpainted render
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
quick travel not available in the middle of the island
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Finally, a group of people the "with in the Alps looking for a lost cat" lady can look down upon.
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Holy shit, people actually comment on Pintrest
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Thanks, AI guy standing in his small fishing boat watching the Titanic sink. Really made me think.
AI piss colored pictured of what I described with the quote 
ALWAYS REMEMBER. 


Ships don't sink because of the water around them; ships sink because of the water that gets into them. 
Don't let what's happening around you get inside you and weigh you down.
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The world doesn't make sense until you force it to" Frank Miller quote over some wild horses
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
You'd expect the quote to have some insane visualizations online, but this one takes the cake. Would hang this on a wall in a house flying the thin-blue-line-crucifix-chihuahua flag if it wasn't more of a Hillary-2016-to-Starmer-Labour consultant vibe.
"Give them nothing, but take from them everything." 300 quote, but attributed without context to Frank Miller. His name is in cutesy cursive. The quote is overlaid a picture of a either a lodge or a modernist church. A logo at center-bottom says TheFamousPeople.com
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Astimenant vasario 28
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
the bunny from EVERYONE ELSE HAS HAD MORE SEX THAN ME song with a speech bubble containing the "I've never had my dick suck" 4chan quite. You know, the one about using grok to determine how much dome your friends are getting.
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JcDent (he/him) @jcdent.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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