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jacob @jbzingo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I don’t think that’s true, guns form only about 6% of suicide attempts but over half the total of fatal attempts www.thetrace.org/2016/09/10-e...
Infographic showing guns form 6% of suicide attempts but 54% of fatal attempts
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jacob @jbzingo.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
i think about this story so much
“Boris walks into the gym one day wearing flip-flops and holding his customary cappuccino, which was a staple for him every morning,” Griffin recalled. “It was during pre-draft workouts, so he sees the Vertec [machine] and asks what it is.

”We tell him it measures your vertical leap by determining how many of the bars you can touch. He asks what’s the highest anyone has ever gone, and we tell him Amare’ [Stoudemire] cleared the entire rack.

“Boris puts down the cappuccino, takes off his flip-flops and clears the entire rack on the first try. Then he calmly puts his flip-flops back on, picks up his cappuccino and walks away, saying, ‘That was not difficult.”
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jacob @jbzingo.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
i’m sorry but if you’ve never had vietnamese chargrilled oysters you’re missing out
chargrilled oysters from crawfish cafe in houston
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jacob @jbzingo.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
i’ll bite; as shitty as it is that teams cover for players who have done terrible things, athletes as a whole are pretty much just regular people go ahead and hate sports but the people who play them are not the problem here digitalcommons.bryant.edu/cgi/viewcont...
A key objective of this study was to compare the offending rates of NFL players to those of the general U.S. population. From 2018 to 2023, the annual arrest rate for NFL players ranged from 1.42% to 2.42%. In contrast, arrest rates for males in the general population aged 20-39 ranged from 11.28% to 19.49% during the same period. NFL players also consistently had lower arrest rates across all major offense categories analyzed (Appendix C).
These figures demonstrate a clear discrepancy between the two groups. The data confirms that NFL players are arrested at significantly lower rates than their general population male counterparts, aligning with previous research suggesting that professional athletes tend to offend less frequently than the public (Blumstein, 1999; Leal, 2016).
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jacob @jbzingo.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
there's a guy on tiktok who has vowed not to cut his hair until manchester united win 5 games in a row and the results are spectacular
screenshot of The United Strand on day 344 of his tiktok challenge. his hair is taller than the rest of his head is and manchester united have currently won just 1 of the necessary 5 games
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jacob @jbzingo.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
google AI, you are the dumbest boy alive
google search: “if i want to work out every other day, how many times will i work out in a week”
ai response: “ If you work out every other day, you will work out four times in a week. This is because there are seven days in a week, and working out every other day means you have a rest day in between each workout day.”
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jacob @jbzingo.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
for extra context this is where i saw the bit about keith law, admittedly i don’t have an athletic subscription so ymmv with reddit comments lmao
Keith Law has more this morning on Ike's tumble down the draft board:
"I haven't seen the video. I have had its contents described to me by a team source who's seen it. I also know there's a second question beyond the video. What I wrote complied with our journalistic standards while also explaining why a player I ranked 5th and expected to be drafted in the top 10 was available at 19."
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jacob @jbzingo.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
from the fangraphs draft recap: (also saw someone on here saying keith law had also heard of this video from a team source, plus from his twitter he seems to think christians are being persecuted while queer people are privileged)
Teams that were on him near the top of the draft reportedly caught wind of a video on social media in which he says some disqualifying stuff. I haven’t seen it, but I had several folks in draft rooms mention it to me; as Irish fell, they were scrambling to find out why and learned of it. Whether or not the Orioles were aware of it when they took him, I don’t know. He wasn’t expected to fall that far, so it’s plausible they did little-to-no makeup work on him.
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jacob @jbzingo.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
BREAKING: mamdani’s 12:54 mile pace “disqualifying,” says NYRR president (also in NYT fashion hell gate scooped them on this)
hell gate’s breakdown of each mayoral candidate’s pace in various NYRR events. zohran mamdani lags behind the field with a 12:54 min/mi pace in the marathon; brad lander and whitney tilson lead the way at 9:18 and 9:17 respectively (although lander only ran a half)
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jacob @jbzingo.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
james murphy from lcd soundsystem
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jacob @jbzingo.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
(1/2) in the words of matt yglesias, one of its chief proponents, it's basically the idea that candidates should center their campaign around what's popular and not fight on the issues where republicans are more popular (in practice to them this means conceding on trans rights and immigration)
matt yglesias on his substack:
"And that is popularism. It is an almost childishly silly thing to argue about. But I believe that it is counterproductive to progressive causes to push candidates in tough races to take high-salience public stances in favor of unpopular progressive causes. Instead, you should encourage candidates to embrace popular progressive causes and allow them to make tactical retreats from fights where conservatives have public opinion on their side."
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jacob @jbzingo.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
harry kane in the charlotte summer sun
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jacob @jbzingo.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Mike Fiers when he shaved his beard into a spiral
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jacob @jbzingo.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
new ethel cain coming
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jacob @jbzingo.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
happy birthday to this album, it's one of those things i feel lucky to be able to listen to i will always remember where i was the first time i heard farewell transmission
the magnolia electric co. self-titled
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jacob @jbzingo.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
howie's always managed the cap well but this has me feeling better about all of philly's void years
Eagles active roster on Spotrac. The team currently has $390 million pushed into void years.
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jacob @jbzingo.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
saquon lifting a grown man like that and dickerson can lift him like a toddler... there's truly levels to this
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jacob @jbzingo.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
ok in keeping with my profile pic i want to talk about music more on here (since it's no longer that fun on x, the everything app) here's my most listened albums of 2024!! not doing a writeup (it's too late for that) but some albums i really liked from the past year are in the alt text :)
some of my favorite 2024 albums are:
- cindy lee - diamond jubilee
- mj lenderman - manning fireworks
- nilüfer yanya - my method actor
- charli xcx - brat
- dean blunt & joanne robertson - backstage raver
- kendrick lamar - gnx
- villagerrr - tear your heart out
- death’s dynamic shroud and galen tipton - you like music
- fievel is glauque - rong wiecknes 
- the messthetics and james brandon lewis - self-titled
- cameron winter - heavy metal
- dj sabrina the teenage dj - hex
- nala sinephro - endlessness
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jacob @jbzingo.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
no chicken no eggs idk where the protein is gonna come from
Adam Silver graphic: get ready to learn tofu buddy
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jacob @jbzingo.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
“swipe through previews of tracks” oh so you genuinely do hate music
looking at an album on spotify, and it prompts me to “swipe through previews of tracks from this album”
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jacob @jbzingo.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
i need to internalize this about “content creation” i fear
now this graphic of kim kardashian saying “Get your fucking ass up and work. It seems like nobody wants to work these days.”
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jacob @jbzingo.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
WATCH OUT FOR THE WIND OUT THERE!! i was crossing a bridge and got blown over the side and into the river, i had to get picked up by this guy
lakitu from mario kart
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jacob @jbzingo.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
i would love to have this look again
a photo of me with bangs at thai diner in soho, i’m smiling so hard my eyes are closed because i’m about to have their khao soi
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jacob @jbzingo.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
97-year-old NYC diner still serves their Coke the old fashioned way
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